Why do old people have such sexy assholes?

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I mean have you ever felt, really FELT, one of them? Soft, d00d.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 25 March 2004 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

The asshole softens over time. Old people have the consistency of marshmallows.

― Scutum, Thursday, 25 March 2004 07:50 (twenty-one years ago)

mmmm raisin hole

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 25 March 2004 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

hmmmmmm.....it depends

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 25 March 2004 08:13 (twenty-one years ago)

worst thread ever...

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 March 2004 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

same old brand new low

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 25 March 2004 10:30 (twenty-one years ago)

:vomit:

― george, Thursday, 25 March 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

ja>

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

yes?

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

finsish your thoughts man!

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

learn to spell man!

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, tag-blocking has screwed ILx forever.

i meant to say jaXon OTM.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

"Whoops! Missed the checkpoint. Well, let's just back 'er up here, and OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING!"

― sp3nc3r ch0w (spencermfi), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is very funny.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 March 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I t could b e funnier w i t h some p i c s maybe.

― dean! (deangulberry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

― PS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

goatse.cx at seventy?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

(wait a minute ... please don't NOBODY take that up as a photoshop challenge!)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll get back to you on that.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-- PS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (djperr...), March 25th, 2004 12:07 PM. (Dan Perry)

― Sp3nc3r Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-- PS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (djperr...), March 25th, 2004 12:07 PM. (Dan Perry)

-- Sp3nc3r Chow (sp3nc3rcho...), March 25th, 2004 3:31 PM. (later)

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex, is there something you'd like to share with us? Something that ideally doesn't involve an IMG tag?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

what an odd direction to take the ILX Ass fixation in...

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-- PS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (djperr...), March 25th, 2004 12:07 PM. (Dan Perry)
-- Sp3nc3r Chow (sp3nc3rcho...), March 25th, 2004 3:31 PM. (later)

-- luna (luna_cee...), March 25th, 2004.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 26 March 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I think of it more as an expansion on ILX's old people fixation, but I guess I can see how it relates to the ass fixation too.

Anyway pics wouldn't do it justice. They just can't capture the "softness."

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 26 March 2004 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe you could photoshop in a velvet or feathery texture pattern

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 26 March 2004 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

flocked. bottom.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 26 March 2004 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

talk about bum cakes...

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 26 March 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex in SF has got em!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 26 March 2004 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the push IN

― That's what I said (Alex in SF), Friday, 26 March 2004 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.beadingtimes.com/leather/donut2b.jpg

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 26 March 2004 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

The bluer the hairline / the sweeter the quicklime.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 26 March 2004 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize for that.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 26 March 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

They shop for the Depends / the smoother the backend

― Or so I have read (Alex in SF), Friday, 26 March 2004 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.badgranny.com/pics/gallery.asp?set=2039&?img=1.jpg

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 26 March 2004 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok, Ok . . . .

Q. What does a pork pie have in common with having anal sex with an old person?

A. First you've got to get through the crust, then the jelly, then finally you get to the meat.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 26 March 2004 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

A. EVERYTHING

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 26 March 2004 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I am now really sorry I started this thread.

Sorry.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 26 March 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

In SF this sort of thing is considered quite normal. We look forward to the rest of the world catching up with the notion.

(x-post, don't be)

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 26 March 2004 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Threadkilla! Better you than me! etc.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 26 March 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/DaytonaBeach/nkdgrnma/pics/0034.jpg http://www.gr8mature.com/img/anl/0290393.jpg http://ilx.wh3rd.net/pr0n/grannies/0485.gif

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 26 March 2004 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

dean, are you an old person?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 26 March 2004 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Define "old."

― Skottie, Friday, 26 March 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 26 March 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Or, alternatively, define "asshole".

― Skottie, Friday, 26 March 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

I LOVE TEH RANDOM

― bingo (Chris V), Monday, 3 October 2005 11:39 (twenty years ago)

E, and indeed, ew.

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Monday, 3 October 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)

I refer you back to my previous post.

― The Ghost of NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 October 2005 12:26 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

what the...

― pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 June 2009 21:24 (sixteen years ago)

great scott

― Sclungethorpe United (country matters), Thursday, 4 June 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)

the revive that had to be made - by someone else ; )

― L. Ron Huppert (velko), Thursday, 4 June 2009 21:37 (sixteen years ago)

old ilx was fucked up yo

― pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 June 2009 21:39 (sixteen years ago)

I notice a lot of complaining, but not much refuting..

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Thursday, 4 June 2009 21:42 (sixteen years ago)

pretty sure this was a parody thread

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 4 June 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)

Why are old people such assholes? (started by asd on board I Love Everything on 25-Mar-2004)

Why are old people so sexy? (started by Antmusic78 (Antmusic78) on board I Love Everything on 25-Mar-2004)

― Sclungethorpe United (country matters), Thursday, 4 June 2009 21:50 (sixteen years ago)

um . . . wut?!

― ENBB, Thursday, 4 June 2009 22:11 (sixteen years ago)

what were you searching for forks

― chickenella fitzgerald (braveclub), Thursday, 4 June 2009 23:08 (sixteen years ago)

"sexy old assholes"
no, i was searching for the "help me remember this fucking song" thread and was checking for "everything is everything" which somehow led me to this.

― pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 June 2009 01:35 (sixteen years ago)

what's a lemon party without old dick

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 5 June 2009 01:52 (sixteen years ago)

three years pass...

following old thread links leads you to some terrifying places

― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

http://gawker.com/5934400/butthole-tattoos-are-the-next-big-thing-[nsfw]

― scott seward, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

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