A Four eared Kitten, you guys.

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― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 March 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Awww, it just woke up! melt.

Hey wait, that fuckin' thing has 4 ears. Freakshow!

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 25 March 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Sarah will still love it like it wasn't freakish!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 25 March 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

dammit, i was gonna post this!

full story here

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 25 March 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I LOVE YOU, FOUR-EARED KITTEN!!

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 25 March 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I would adopt this cat in a SECOND if I lived in Germany.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 25 March 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"She is very kind and not a monster."
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!!!!!!!oh wait, I am.

― Sengai, Thursday, 25 March 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Great. A cat that can hear the can-opener from, well, anywhere.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 25 March 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's all SING the miaowmix theme...

Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow
Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow
Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow

http://www.atlanticlibrary.org/aclibrary/reference/music/song_title_detail.asp?ID=776

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 March 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

No, no, the two extra ears are non-hearing. They're just FABULOUS!

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 25 March 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

more earrings for kitty!

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 25 March 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

She is very kind and not a monster

damn bavarian monster kittens! always fucking up my shit like so!

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 25 March 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to do a Mogwai joke before, but I know This much (" ") about Star Wars...

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 March 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

also, as a guy i know said:

My favorite part of this is that they decided to name her after one of her physical attributes. She's Lily because she's white! How uncommon! How can you not give this cat a name that has something to do with having four goddamn ears? Something like quadrophonic.

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 25 March 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Quadrophonic the KITTEN?

You NUTS?

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

could have been subtle, I suppose. Could have called it Jimmy.

Unless it's a girl cat.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

For Mark...

http://www.jsonline.com/enter/ sw/images/ewok.jpg

http://www.cdp181.demon.co.uk/ images/mogwai.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Damnit. Imagine pictures of Ewoks and mogwai.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I still know " ". Thanks anyway.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Mogwai - Gremlins
Ewoks - Star Wars

Mogwai - turn into scaly mischevious gremlins
Ewoks - turn into speederbike-riding guerilla revolutionaries

They're both blockbuster gold, though.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

So, who's the 'wise' thing that says things like "with the force, are you?"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Ahmed Best

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

That's Yoda. He's a Yoda, I guess.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

How about Quadrophenia the Kitten?

― Sengai, Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

That's what I meant by "Jimmy"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

So dogs are like Rockers?

― Sengai, Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"BERLIN - A kitten born with four ears is desperately seeking a new home because her owners can’t afford to have her neutered, German animal shelter officials said on Wednesday."

"Lilly would be neutered and available to a new owner around two weeks later, they said."

SUCKERS!!!

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

(Where the heck are McLusky and Teeny?)

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone else reading this as

Mark G: "A four eared kitten - you guys."
Kitten: "Hi. Hi there. Good to meet you."
Mark G: "you guys - a four eared kitten."
ILX: "Likewise. How's it going. Hi. Welcome."

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 25 March 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

She should be named Suzi Quatro.

― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 25 March 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I LOVE YOU, FOUR-EARED KITTEN!!

Folks, I think we've found the winner of the "ATP2004 t-shirt slogan competition"...

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe she can tell you your fortune - you know, like an auricle.

― Maria D., Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Nemo wins

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

it's sad they have to get rid of it. costs too much money for qtips.

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

It took me awhile to figure out how to neuter a cat with a q-tip...

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

verrrrrrrrry carefully

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Where can I get one?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm worried about Teeny and McLusky -- if a thread about a 4-eared kitten doesn't call them here, they're in some kind of trouble. In 5 minutes, I'm sending out a search party.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone needs to stop them from neutering it! We need MORE four-eared cats, not less!

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm with Nemo on this. Suzi Quatro all the way.

I want a kitten with multiple tails so I can braid them.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://thepiratestreasure.com/leather/pt891802.jpg

hey sarah, would nine be enough?

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I want a kitten with multiple kittens all over it. And each multiple kitten has its own multiple kittens, etc.

YOU CAN'T DENY THE MANDELBROT KITTIE!

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

fear

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

fractal cat?

fracatal?

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

awww kitty!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Fractal cat photoshop fun : U + K

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I WAS IN MEETINGS WITH CORPORATE ALL DAY NOT EVEN A FOUR-EARED KITTEN CAN SALVAGE MY MOOD

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Garmisch-Partenkirchen?

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)

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How about two four eared kittens?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

How 'bout a kitten with no ears?

http://www.diediedie.com/images/kitty.jpg

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

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consarn it.
http://www.fingerlakeresort.com/Kitten-running.jpg

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't see this pic but I know it anyway...

xpost and now I can.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I want a chocolate kitty. I promise I wont eat it! *crosses fingers*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

DOMOKUN EATS THE CHOCOLATE KITTY

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

BIte-sized!
http://www.apophis.com/ocicats/_borders/AgnesfeheadSe8.jpg

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

(those aren't chocolate bars...)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan is so mean!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone spare a dime

http://jovan.ru/pics2/kittens/ugly%20kitten.jpg

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Friday, 26 March 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh please, he'll just spend it all on booze and cigs.

http://homepage.mac.com/patkane/iblog/C585264749/E2122644698/Media/Drunk%20Cat.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 26 March 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

But mostly booze.

http://fly.hiwaay.net/~cneidert/joeyebay/funny/cat-a.jpg

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Saturday, 27 March 2004 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

That pint's got a good head on it.

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 27 March 2004 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i miss kittens :(

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 27 March 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

The four-eared cat speaks.

― Momus (Momus), Sunday, 28 March 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I got this e-mail from the cat earlier.

"Hi, yeah, I have four ears, apparently. The front two work and the back two don't, or so I'm told. To be honest, I hear, and that's all I care about with the ears. Someone mentioned to me I could make a fortune in circus appearances and chat shows and that, but what would I do? I can't juggle or owt. I'd walk on, they'd all say "Hey, a four eared kitten/cat, you guys" and I'd be off again. To be honest, I just want to eat fish, sleep, and go out on a night. The other cats are hip to me and as far as I can tell, they don't care about the ears, as long as the back end works it's cool. "

So, the above link may well be bogus. Unless it's this one?

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 29 March 2004 08:00 (twenty-one years ago)

If I may say so, your ventriloquising of the cat's voice has given it a certain Garfieldism: a pretentious anthropomorphic ordinariness (I don't claim to have avoided anthropomorphism in my own impersonation) ill-suited to this mysterious and sacred animal venerated as a quasi-god by the ancient Egyptians.

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 29 March 2004 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Basically, "the weird cat wants what the ordinary cat's got...
You can never please, any(uh)body in this world..."

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 29 March 2004 09:09 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

There is one in my area now! One of only four in the world, it is called GIZMO.
http://www.lafayettejc.com/photos/041108_com_cat_01.jpg

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 13:28 (twenty years ago)

I can only see four ears if I squint really hard

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 13:51 (twenty years ago)

If you stare at it for a long time, it has two heads!

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 14:07 (twenty years ago)

No the little girl just looks like a kitten.

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 14:10 (twenty years ago)

The two-faced kitten is sort of a bummer.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 11 November 2004 06:50 (twenty years ago)

imagine for a moment that there was a genetic defect which resulted in a person with 4 ears. Then imagine that, unlike the kitten, the 4 ears were all capable of hearing. Would it mean the person heard the world in a different way? Would it mean that they spoke in an unusual tone of voice, like many deaf people? If they were musical, would their different way of hearing the world around them mean they composed and performed the most amazing music ever?

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 11 November 2004 09:14 (twenty years ago)

I new a girl at uni called Alison who had two tips to one of her earlobes, one behind the other.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 11 November 2004 09:15 (twenty years ago)

Do you think legendary animals like Cerberus and Sleipnir with too many heads or limbs started coz of the birth of genetically defective animals which ppl saw? Or was it a simply a case that their extra heads or limbs became part of the story simply as a means of demonstrating how powerful they were with no "real world" input to the formulation of the tale at all?

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 11 November 2004 09:19 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...

you guys! A two-tongued cat! Named Five Toes, due to his immense horse cock!

http://www.local6.com/news/5097535/detail.html

Whittington said Ripley's Believe It Or Not will feature Five Toes in its 2006 guide.

― kingfish neopolitan sundae (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 14 October 2005 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

I kind of can't believe this thread exists.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 October 2005 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

Stories about four-eared kittens are good because the four-eared kitten is cute as a bug's ear. Mangy cat with two tongues is just gruesome. Not impressed.

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Friday, 14 October 2005 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

It's all twee-er than a steaming pile of Stuart Murdoch's shit.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 October 2005 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

And you're...surprised by this?

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Friday, 14 October 2005 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

I'd forgotten. I'm getting older, my memory is starting to go.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 October 2005 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.theabycat.com/images/re-chockit-ears-28d.jpg

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 14 October 2005 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

Sister Patrill!

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Friday, 14 October 2005 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

Oh,m I guess it's spelled 'Bertrille'. Who fucking knew?

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Friday, 14 October 2005 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

I kind of can't believe this thread exists.

oh come now. these threads serve a purpose. I think.

I WAS IN MEETINGS WITH CORPORATE ALL DAY NOT EVEN A FOUR-EARED KITTEN CAN SALVAGE MY MOOD
-- teeny (teen...), March 25th, 2004 3:46 PM. (teeny) (link)

see?

― kingfish neopolitan sundae (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.boingboing.net/2005/10/14/mutant_kitty.html

― Rotgutt (Rotgutt), Saturday, 15 October 2005 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

I've got this funny feeling, like I've seen that somewhere before.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Saturday, 15 October 2005 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44384000/jpg/_44384470_babygirl_ap416.jpg

A five legged cat, you guys!

― Mark G, Friday, 1 February 2008 10:14 (seventeen years ago)

ah yes nobody did answer my posts about ppl with 4 ears and mythological creatures back in 2004. Mfft.

― Grandpont Genie, Friday, 1 February 2008 10:22 (seventeen years ago)

cats be morphing into super race

― sunny successor, Friday, 1 February 2008 14:47 (seventeen years ago)

I love that they had a cat with two tongues and they named it after its five toes!

― Abbott, Friday, 1 February 2008 19:19 (seventeen years ago)

six months pass...

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00558/cat1_280_558381a.jpg

Yoda the Four-Eared Cat

― j.lu, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 20:50 (seventeen years ago)

Omg, I, for one, welcome our new demonic overcats!

― Michael White, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

(xpost) Can hear you talking behind his back, this one can, yes.

― snoball, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

That cat's got devil horns!!! (/Brian Fellow)

― nickn, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 22:01 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1571023.ece

lolol the other story there tho!

― r|t|c, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 22:09 (seventeen years ago)

seven years pass...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/4-eared-cat-batman_us_57b0c907e4b069e7e505ad27?section=&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Adorable 4-Eared Cat Named ‘Batman’ Finds Forever Home

http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_630_noupscale/57b0dadb1800002100bcab0f.jpeg?cache=0fs0mdruvz

― Diana Fire (j.lu), Monday, 15 August 2016 13:05 (nine years ago)

Radiohead - A Moon Shaped Pool You Guys.

― Mark G, Monday, 15 August 2016 13:08 (nine years ago)

seven years pass...

https://www.wvlt.tv/2024/07/31/kitten-born-with-four-ears-given-name-audio/

https://gray-wvlt-prod.cdn.arcpublishing.com/resizer/v2/7CUK76ZAPFFOHA4SG6KMF7ZALE.jpg?auth=b7608ffd33150f9bc6e0bc34424e1c49f740b6ad293cefe550a90c7a1848b019&width=1600&height=900&smart=true

― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, 31 July 2024 17:12 (one year ago)

There've got to be better names for a four-eared cat.

How about Remix?

― Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 31 July 2024 17:36 (one year ago)

The fark.com headline was "Quadraphonic kitty."

― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, 31 July 2024 17:55 (one year ago)

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