I just overheard some girl making plans for her 6 month anniversary with her boyfriend. Now a 6 month anniversary seems somewhat reasonable, if not my kind of thing. But my mother (a high school guidance counselor) claims that kids celebrate 1 month anniversaries. Any girl who would broach the subject of a 1 to 5 month anniversary is a fucking loon.
― LITTLE LAMB [Jon Williams] (ex machina), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)