how long should i wait after waking up to rip the bong?

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it's been about twenty-five minutes, and my willpower is CRUMBLING.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 25 March 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Wake and bake, dude.

― Broheems (diamond), Thursday, 25 March 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, what you do is rig up an alarm clock contraption that instead of going "EEE EEE EEE EEE" blows a big-ass blunt shotgun in your face for the wakey wakey.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 25 March 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks, pee wee!

― the angry cowboy (dick), Thursday, 25 March 2004 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

when do i get to smoke pot with you guys? you know where it's at.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 25 March 2004 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.aaronisnotamused.com/albums/sillysigns/stoner.jpg

― andy, Thursday, 25 March 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

well yeah.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 25 March 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.torontohemp.com/gallery/bongrec.jpg

― kirsten (kirsten), Thursday, 25 March 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

(A very popular spot for Milwaukee-area high school kids.)

― kirsten (kirsten), Thursday, 25 March 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, that is stony. Bra.

― andy, Thursday, 25 March 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

nick your bong alarm clock idea has me in stitches. maybe it's just the way you say it.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 March 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

or maybe i'm just easily amused!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 March 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.signslanguage.com/weed.jpg

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been smoking hash every day this week.

― hstencil, Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

can i come over?

― kephm, Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

to my girlfriend's house? No, sorry.

― hstencil, Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

wow that's cold

― kephm, Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry bro, it's her drugs, not mine.

― hstencil, Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

HSTENCIL CAN YOU HOOK ME UP WITH CHEAP BROOKLYN OUNCES?

― muffin tastey (orion), Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

hash doesn't do much for me really

― kephm, Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I've got some killer ganja dude.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

dude man if you need weed, I may consider starting dealing. I really need the money.

― hstencil, Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

haha luna ! some of it must go in THE PIE

― kephm, Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, vaginal insertion of marijuana; you learn something new every day.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i've heard stories of girls hitting joints/blunts with the vagina, but i have never witnessed such a thing.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan you just made me snort coke* out my nose. Ow.

(*a-cola)

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

But no way man, the weed is for the brownies!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

That's not a politically correct term, luna.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

ts: pot brownies vs. pot hummus?

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

man, weed or brownies?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan is a bad man.

― Broheems (diamond), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, that rhymes

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 26 March 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I HAVE NO POT YOU BASTARDS

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 26 March 2004 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Broheems OTM tho, whatever

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 26 March 2004 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

luna I think what oops is trying to say is that their full name is "Brownie Scouts."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 26 March 2004 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i once saw a video of a girl smoking a cigarette with her lower lips. it could just as well have been a joint i guess. (i mean the cigarette could have been, i'm not sure if the vagina could have been a joint or not)

― urgh. (ken c), Friday, 26 March 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I did that w/my dick once, no idea why now

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 26 March 2004 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I once smoked a cigarette with someone else's dick, it was crazy cause it was ME who exhaled!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 26 March 2004 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I think my reasoning may have been; this will look funny. It did.

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 26 March 2004 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

me to thread

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Friday, 26 March 2004 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Scott Thompson from Kids in the Hall once said that you should wait a) two hours or b) until noon, whichever is longest.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 26 March 2004 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

scott thompson OTM

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Friday, 26 March 2004 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Twenty-seven minutes after the alarm. Thats enough time to stand up, turn on the oven, shower your nasty ass, dry off, toss into the oven two or three boxes of Pillsbury Toaster Struedles, brew 3 shots of espresso and mix it with as much milk and amaretto as you like, grab some ice outta the fridge and make that classic recipe "Glass of Ice Water", grab the pastries out o' the oven and pack the cannon up nice and ready to go.

Using this method you got munchies, cool beverage, and extreme caffiene (conducive to a sativa buzz more than an indica buzz) with a touch o' booze all ready to go so your morning blaze will be as enjoyable and work-free as possible. This coming from a gov't employee who forever live under the constant threat of urinalysis because of a semi-decent salary. Take a hit or 7 for me.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Friday, 26 March 2004 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

♥ hitting the bong in T minus 5..

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 26 March 2004 06:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Dedicate one to me please for I miss it

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 26 March 2004 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

will do.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 26 March 2004 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

mmmm brownies.

mega-xpost

― kephm, Friday, 26 March 2004 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Important to hit dat bong before your uncomfortable morning erection subsides. Actually, the pot will aid in that process.

― Skottie, Friday, 26 March 2004 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

yay ian! go for it! then go get an ice cream cone or an otter pop because it's nice out today.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

God, I hate stoners. *toke*

― Fr4ncis W4tlington (Francis Watlington), Friday, 26 March 2004 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

okay, so all my pot is gone. i finished it in bed this morning shortly after waking up. NOW IT IS TIME TO GO TO THE PARK.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 26 March 2004 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

a good afternoon activity is sitting by the dog run in tompkins square park and watching the frolicing.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 26 March 2004 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Have a cup of coffee, contemplate a tune and then hit the bong before you head out the door. It makes traffic in LA so much easier to deal with.

― hector (hector), Friday, 26 March 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Errr...perhaps it explains the traffic in L.A.

― Skottie, Saturday, 27 March 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

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