Turn yourself into a Cyborg! How cool is this!

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― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 26 March 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

B.A.R.L.O.W.: Biomechanical Android Responsible for Logical Observation and Warfare

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 26 March 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

igovernor2k3-CABBAGE.jpg

― chris (chris), Friday, 26 March 2004 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

M.A.R.K.G.R.O.U.T.: Mechanical Artificial Replicant Keen on Galactic Repair and Online Ultimate Troubleshooting

Ruddy heck, thats virtually my job spec.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 26 March 2004 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

C.A.B.B.A.G.E.: Cybernetic Artificial Being Built for Assassination and Galactic Exploration

― chris (chris), Friday, 26 March 2004 11:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cyborgname.com/cybimages/K/governor2k3-KEN.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 March 2004 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)

L.I.Z.X.: Lifeform Intended for Zealous Xenocide

Hurrah!

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 26 March 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cyborgname.com/cybimages/R/handyvac-ROBSTER.jpg

― robster (robster), Friday, 26 March 2004 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)

A.N.D.R.E.W.: Artificial Networked Device Responsible for Exploration and Warfare

All too true :(

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 26 March 2004 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)

M.A.R.K.E.L.B.Y.: Mechanical Artificial Replicant Keen on Efficient Learning and Basic Yelling

It's SO me!

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 26 March 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

FEH, WHAT COBBLERS, i WAS HOPING THIS WOULD BE ABOUT TURNING YOUSELF INTO AN ACTUAL REAL CYBORG.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 26 March 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Part man, part bike pump, that kind of thing?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 26 March 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

YES!! PART MAN/PART MOUNTAINBIKE SUSPENSION SPRING WD BE BETTER STILL!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 26 March 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Pace
Actualized
Susupension
Hydraulic
Machine
In
Nickel
Alloy

― chris (chris), Friday, 26 March 2004 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

proactive anti shock helix for mountainous, irregular and nodular areas

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 26 March 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cyborgname.com/cybimages/T/yamasora-TUOMAS.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 26 March 2004 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, they got the yelling bit right:

http://www.cyborgname.com/cybimages/P/yamasora-PSYCHOKATE.jpg

― Psycho Kate (kate), Friday, 26 March 2004 12:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"Optimized mathematics" and "accurate sabotage"? So I can count the trajectory of a bullet to optimize a perfect hit?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 26 March 2004 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

dammit, this is the 21st century! where are the fuckbots?!

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Friday, 26 March 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

realdoll dot com circa 2010, perhaps?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 26 March 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cyborgname.com/cybimages/S/governor2k3-SICK.jpg

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Step off, motherfucker.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cyborgname.com/cybimages/N/yamasora-NEDRAGGETT.jpg

Everyone got that? Good.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently 'nickalicious' is too long, so here's wif another nickname:
http://www.cyborgname.com/cybimages/T/handyvac-THENZA.jpg

― the nza (nickalicious), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

haha fun with swearing:

http://www.cyborgname.com/cybimages/F/handyvac-FUCKNUT.jpg

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cyborgname.com/cybimages/D/handyvac-DONNA.jpg

that's good stuff

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cyborgname.com/cybimages/H/handyvac-HUCK.jpg

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

L.A.U.R.E.N.: Lifelike Artificial Unit Responsible for Exploration and Nullification

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I like that Calculation is my primary function and then Killing is like a bonus feature. It's like, hey, figure out the sales tax BEFORE you get to the till! And then...KILL EVERYBODY!!!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Yelling and Calculation... what, do I get to yell at people if their stats aren't right?

― Psycho Kate (kate), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cyborgname.com/cybimages/S/yamasora-SARAH.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

killing figures rather prominently in all of this.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Mais oui, what else?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cyborgname.com/cybimages/K/yamasora-KILLWHITEY.jpg

― none (Horace Mann), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

dammit, this is the 21st century! where are the fuckbots?!

M.C.G.R.E.G.O.R.: Mechanical Cybernetic Guardian Responsible for Efficient Gratification and Online Repair

― webcrack (music=crack), Friday, 26 March 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"Efficient Gratification"?!

what, no sloppy/wasteful jollies here?

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Friday, 26 March 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Nope, just quickies.

― webcrack (music=crack), Friday, 26 March 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

meanwhile, this guy has other ways to go about this

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Friday, 26 March 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil, Friday, 26 March 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cyborgname.com/cybimages/G/governor2k3-GARYBARLOW.jpg

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 26 March 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cyborgname.com/cybimages/E/handyvac-EISBAR.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 26 March 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.femininechaos.co.uk/drag/name.html

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 26 March 2004 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"Shirley Labelle".

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 26 March 2004 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

where is stelarc when you need him

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 26 March 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"Agnetha Anus"

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 26 March 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

mine is so lame:

S.E.L.Z.E.R.: Synthetic Entity Limited to Zealous Exploration and Repair

EXPLORATION AND REPAIR?

no warmongering?

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 March 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

this is better:

D.A.N.I.E.L.: Digital Artificial Nocturnal Infiltration and Exploration Lifeform

I'm down for a little Nocturnal Infiltration, ifyouknowwhatImean.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 March 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

eight months pass...

"An implantable, brain-computer interface the size of an aspirin has been clinically tested on humans by American company Cyberkinetics. The 'BrainGate' device can provide paralysed or motor-impaired patients a mode of communication through the translation of thought into direct computer control. The technology driving this breakthrough in the Brain-Machine-Interface field has a myriad of potential applications, including the development of human augmentation for military and commercial purposes."
http://www.gizmo.com.au/pictures/hero/3503_08.jpg

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

a bit of theory to go with it:
"
_Cognitive Freedom Fighter_
With brain implants and memory erasure becoming reality, Wrye Sententia is bringing constitutional rights into your head "

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Artificial Lifeform Engineered for Xenocide and Scientific Fighting

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cyborgname.com/cybimages/S/yamasora-SEXYDANCER.jpg

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

C.O.L.I.N.: Construct Optimized for Logical Infiltration and Nullification

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

oh i was going to make another stelarc joke. boo.

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

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