which foods actually burn off fat?

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u know like grapefruit is meant to.

many a friend might say 'but you dont *eat* anything anyway'
but that's just nit-picking really.

― piscesboy, Friday, 26 March 2004 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

amphetamine

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Hunting chickens.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Hunting as verb, not adjective.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Pussy.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

The only thing that will burn off fat is having your calorific intake be lower than the calories you expend in exercise.

There are these mythic so-called "fat burning" foods, such as celery where the calories derived from eating them are less than the calories expended by the physical act of metabolising food. Food like this is "safe" in that you will not get fat by eating it, therefore it's a good snack food if you are trying to lose weight and want to fill yourself up. But there is NO food on earth which can actually burn fat.

― Psycho Kate (kate), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

celery stuffed with dexatrim

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Celery that you have to go down to the farm and actually harvest yourself...

― Psycho Kate (kate), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Sentient celery trained in fitness instruction, with a whistle.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Porridge / porage / whatever..

Supposed to be the only food that burns carbohydrates.

(Genesis P.Orage? naah)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, stop right there.

― Psycho Kate (kate), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Some say to drink a small bit of apple cider vinegar diluted in water before eating as it is supposed to aid in digestion process and break down of food.

― Bob Dobalena, Friday, 26 March 2004 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Castor oil.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

anything five years past its expire date does the trick.

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 26 March 2004 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Crisco or lard eaten by itself in quantities of 16 oz. or greater. And nails, too, of course.

― Skottie, Friday, 26 March 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

napalm sammiches

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 26 March 2004 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Kittens.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 March 2004 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

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― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 March 2004 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Only if you have to catch them first!

― Psycho Kate (kate), Friday, 26 March 2004 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Clearly not VeganDan Perry

― Skottie, Friday, 26 March 2004 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

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