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left a boyfriend or lover because he was too small, or you found someone bigger?

― Bob Dobalena, Friday, 26 March 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you mean his dick?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 26 March 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I had typed dick in font size=7, but obv. that's been disabled.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 26 March 2004 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Perhaps like the dick in question.

― Skottie, Friday, 26 March 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

you have to make your dick bigger in a new way...

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 26 March 2004 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

dick test

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 26 March 2004 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

dick test

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 26 March 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

bah

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 26 March 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Stop testing your dick in public.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 March 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

^ the chorus to the new Lil Jon single

― oops (Oops), Friday, 26 March 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, keep it in pubic where it belongs.

― Skottie, Friday, 26 March 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the "found someone bigger" line.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 26 March 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

If you really must, though, there's another thread for that.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 26 March 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Perhaps someday an actual woman will post to this thread.

― Sengai, Friday, 26 March 2004 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi, woman here. I haven't dumped someone for that particular reason but I was seeing a guy for a while who always came before we had sex. Instead of waiting for further encouragement though he tried to stuff his flacid penis into me like he was pushing a marsmallow into a piggy-bank. This annoyed me. I dumped him.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Friday, 26 March 2004 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

... had a man, goes out on business comes back with a tan?

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Friday, 26 March 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd dump him too...into the river after I killed him. That's how annoying that is!

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 26 March 2004 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

And all he was trying to do was please you. Honestly. Some people.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 26 March 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe if you ladies were less hawt, this wouldn't be a problem...take it as a compliment!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 26 March 2004 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

since you put it that way...

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 26 March 2004 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

or if you could wait 10 minutes for the troops to rally back

― oops (Oops), Friday, 26 March 2004 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Just ask him to finger you. Jeez.

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 26 March 2004 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

(WHY DID I POST THAT?)

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 26 March 2004 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

nate, ain't the same buddy.

to stuff his flacid penis into me like he was pushing a marsmallow into a piggy-bank

hahahahahahah!!

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 26 March 2004 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

it was the "jeez" that made that post

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 26 March 2004 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

FEAR NATE'S MIGHTY PHALLUS-FINGERS

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 March 2004 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I dumped a woman once because her feet weren't sexy enough.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 26 March 2004 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

ah, so Eddie Murphy's freakout in "Boomerang" is all too bound to happen in real life

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 26 March 2004 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Nateward Penishands

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 26 March 2004 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I try to say that outloud and I automatically sound like Sean Connery.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 26 March 2004 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Dickfinger! Beckons you... to enter his web of sin!

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 26 March 2004 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

(don't even ASK what he'll pour in your ear)

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 26 March 2004 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://art-ificial.com/edward.jpg

― JaXoN (JasonD), Saturday, 27 March 2004 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

good for you!! this guy came and stayed around?!?!? he must be a closet gay or something.

― haha, Saturday, 27 March 2004 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK! I was gonna register that domain!

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Saturday, 27 March 2004 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I would never do that to mah b.f just cause his small ?
no one's perfect remember !! if she leaves u that means she's not the right gal 4 ya =]

― joby, Saturday, 27 March 2004 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Joby, You're OK.

― jim wentworth (wench), Saturday, 27 March 2004 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

pushing a marsmallow into a piggy-bank

genius.

― Verbal (Verbal), Saturday, 27 March 2004 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

in answer to the thread question, no.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 27 March 2004 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe you answered a thread question! That is SO over :)

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Saturday, 27 March 2004 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

well up my piggybank with a marshmallow!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 27 March 2004 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Before you can appreciate any penis large or small, you have to appreciate that it's the male eqivalent of a clitoris. In its most basic essence, it's sensitive more than anything else. Whatever function it serves as a ramming rod is secondary. No matter the size, a penis is the center of both male pleasure and male vulnerability. Treat it with as much delicacy and attention as you would your own genitals, and you will be repaid with a great deal of gratitude from the male it's attached to. Treat it as an object or with disdain, and you will be repaid in kind.

― Verbal (Verbal), Saturday, 27 March 2004 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

To elaborate:

It galls me that so many men refuse to see their own penises this way -- as both valid and ultimately sensitive. They either think of them as being big and hard and impenetrable, the source of their power (which couldn't be further from the truth), or as sensitive and therefore somehow invalid. It's weird, since the truth is that penises are both sensitive and vulnerable AND valid. There's no mutual exclusivity there.

Just a thought.

― Verbal (Verbal), Saturday, 27 March 2004 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

what's the female equvalent of bollox?

― bollox, Saturday, 27 March 2004 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

have you ever had they eye of your penis clit fucked?

― mullygrubber (gaz), Saturday, 27 March 2004 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

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