The Joke Is On FatNick

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According to the man himself, he is now unable to address himself in real life without saying 'I R' and is now worried about his A-levels as he thinks he will be unable to take them without writing 'I R FatNick' at the top of the paper. And, for all those in the fan club, he will be attending karaoke on Friday.

― DG, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

New FatNick answers!

― DG, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

he will be able to take: passing them perhaps harder, tho from what i hear they hand out As to just anyone these days

― mark s, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not me they don't (I only got ONE)

― Graham, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A ha! But don't you just write an ID number at the top of an exam paper?...this stops bias you see.

― james, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I R hoping it is a number. I R thinking examerners (rotten swines!) are not taking kindly to the name "I R Fatnick!"

― I R illiterate!, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Unless they've changed it, it's name, college, ID #, College #, signature, favourite colour.

(Whatever, they've doubtless made them much much easier to pass than when I took them when I was a lad, erm... last year)

― Graham, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I R pointing out system has been redone and is now much harder! I R angry about not being able to sit around for a year!

― I R angry, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When I were a lad we had none of these modular courses, nor A-levels either. It were all School Certificates round here as far as you could see. In my day you had discover at least one new major theorem in your exam to get an A as well. Not like now, when they'll give you one for turning up and doing a bit of that new-fangled calculus. They weren't called A's either. No, they were Alphas, proper name for a letter that, better than any of them meaningless modern monsyllables. And that Pythagoras, he were a grand teacher. Bit of a funny thing about beans, mind, but I think I did alright nonetheless.

― Old Man Sinker, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I R not coming to the karaoke night, I R in New Zealand. but maybe i'll sing in your honour, nick. "Hopelessly Devoted To You".

― fatdi, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i r thinking it serves the rotter right for dissing pulp/scott walker.

― Geoff, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I R thinking you are just being chi chi now Di

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"chi chi"? what the fuck is you on about, menopause?

― di, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh Menelaus, Thou art a Clot!

― I R here to save day!, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

surely you could think of a better song than that abomination 'hopelessly devoted to you' - its tacky.

Be more creative, you are giving FatNick a headswell which is unbecoming

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How about 'are you old enough?' teacher's aid Di

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I R not a teacher's aide, I R support staff.

― di, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Its all work with young, nubile teens isnt it?

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mene u iz perverted to even think of that. it never crossed my mind. how old are you anyway, fatnick?

― di, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nice dissembling Di, but I beleive I have heard you say otherwise.

Well Fatnick? How are old are you? Are you ready to cope with this kind of fame and adulation?

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tho I R acting like 10 year old, I R actually 17! so ya boo sucks to you!

― Superold Fatnick, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

OK OK, I'm joking.... and getting myself into trouble at the same time.

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I guess I will just have to molest teenagers with Steve since you are not filthy and perverted like we are :)

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

okay menelaus, its one thing to JOKE about it, but when you tell everyone on line COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTEXT, and make me look like a pervert, thats quite different. and to make it clear to everyone here, i am not a sicko, i prefer my men (and women) seasoned thanx. so, yeah, there are some students i am attracted to, big fucking deal. but i wouldn't do anything, sheesh.

― di, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

do you really think anyone out there takes me seriously?

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and now she makes me look hypersensitive. grrr. lets go drink and eat some cheese, woman!

― fatdi, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

can i still be president of your fan club, fatnick, even though I R a dirty old 22 year old?

― fatdi, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

RIGHT ON.

By the way Fatnick, even though I am old and crusty I am your

― Big Fat Momma Menelaus Darcy in a Mumu, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am 22 and I am not crusty in light of age, just in light of mental processes. So there.

Neither of us are early as Crusty as J'son sp we neednt breack out the shotguns yet

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Do you feel violated becuse of me fatnick?

I'm harmless really, I just like to walk up and down the mainstreet carrying a harrods shopper and muttering my mantra of 'pure merino wool' to all my fellow old women out there searching for specials at the supermarkets alcohol section

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

menepausal, you R a funny cunt

― di, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"pure Merino Wool"

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i love i love everything!

actually, i thought a good karaoke song to devote to our young fatnick would be "mrs robertson". what say you savages then?

― di, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

arragh, harpies

― Ed, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I are laughing. Tho i R scared of all you old people! I R thinking fatnick fan club is not ageist in anyway so you can be president of it! If u R becoming teacher i R suggesting you never take up a post in the uk tho. All cover teachers seem to be from Oz or New Zealand. They R then ripped apart as they enter classroom. messy buisness chiz-chiz!

― I R fatnick, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And, for all those in the fan club, he will be attending karaoke on Friday.

No, please don't! I'm still holding onto the faint hope that Fatnick is an invention of DG's fertile mind.

― Madchen, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It appears that antipodeanism is rife in North East London.

― MarkH, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

don't worry fatnick, I R not becoming a teacher, I R having much bigger ambitions than that.

― di, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Fatnick is an invention of DG's fertile mind"
Oh, if only...but no, thalidomide boy is real, as you will see if you go to karaoke this evening. He was at the LondonIndie USA thing as well, chatting to Al Ewing.

― DG, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nightwing and Robin?

I have absorbed comix knowledge by osmosis, this is sad.

― Nicole, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I R thinking that Mr Ewing is a very scary man indeed!

And I would say 4 di, becoming president of Fatnick fan club must have already made life complete!

― I R very much real thank you!, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I R hearing that from Di enough thank you very much. I R needing to find a new hobby since I have been ousted from contention in this area.

DG are you looking for a president for your fanclub?

― Menelaus Darcy, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ha! OK then, I are having fanclub to rival FatNick's! Hurrah!

― DG, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Allow me to collect myself(catch up on sleep), concentrate, put on some make up and by tomorrow you will have your very own adulation thread. :)

― Menelaus Darcy, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

your outta the club menelaus, you treacherous wench infiltrator fake.

the fatnick club is better!

hey hold on a second. something is very wrong here menelaus. WE are superstars. dg and fatnick should be starting OUR fanclubs. right?

― di, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sooooo, tell us about the karaoke, fatnick. and dg. who came? who went? who got thrown out? who got pelted with smelly gumboots? and most importantly, what did y'all sing?

― filthy old 22year old seeks nubile teen, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There's bits and bobs of info on the 'Nightclub Jitters' thread.

― DG, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kareoke R being very amusing! I R turning up and abusing people! (especially Richard and sarah, who R wet and weedy!) I R also joining in on backing vocals on Tom and Sarahs brilliant rendition ofthe teletubby theme tune!

― I R only having 5 hours sleep!, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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