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How do I qualify to get my ride pimped?

― Shannon Williams, Friday, 26 March 2004 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

You don't. God hates you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 March 2004 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

in the same way you'd get qualified to be ridden by a pimp

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 26 March 2004 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

You qualify for getting your hide simped.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 26 March 2004 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

response: "You might do that but I am not"
I don't feel like a bitch :)

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 26 March 2004 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Post your name, address and phone number here and we'd be glad to come over to your place and pimp out your whole bleeding family

― John Johnson, Friday, 26 March 2004 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

i have a hoopty ride and i want it to have decals and hydraulics and blue fog lamps and a trikked-out spoler n neon ground efx pls call me my car looks like this now and is boring!!

http://www.maserati.org.au/images/MaseratiPhotos/ROAD_Cars/5000GT/Tipo5000GT_SofPersia_Touring_Mie1.jpg

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Saturday, 27 March 2004 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

(ok, now I'm going to have to explain why my post was not really a hateful slam of contemporary car mod culture but merely posits the incongruous absurdity involved in wanting to do that sort of thing to what is already a pimp-ass car stock out of the factory)

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Saturday, 27 March 2004 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

(me, I want a Lancer EVO with a full Shinjuku pimp/illegal rally kit so I'm not one to judge)

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Saturday, 27 March 2004 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

anyhoo...

http://www.hedonist-materialism.com/images/wtf.jpg

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― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Saturday, 27 March 2004 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

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