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Contents of loaded ashtray. I hear a loud "clink!" and realize someone's left a lighter in there.

Uneaten half of roast still in broiling pan. I was just trying to dispose of all the "jus" and stray veggie matter but, unthinkingly, dumped the whole roast in there. I didn't have gloves and I don't let my skin touch icky stuff so I spent the next half hour using a toilet brush to gradually break the meat down and flush it over and over. At one point I had the toilet brush in my hand like a club with meat and sinew dangling off the bristles and I thought to myself, "Golly, well isn't this gangster."

― LC, Saturday, 27 March 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

why didn't you just spear it out with a fork and dump it in the trash?

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 27 March 2004 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

When I was small I guess I was retarded as more than once I wiped my ass with a washcloth and then flushed it. Toilet overflowed like a sonofabitch.

― Bryan B Sure (Bryan), Saturday, 27 March 2004 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Negative luna. The roast wasn't white folks roast, it was indian style lamb roast and way too soft for that.

― LC, Saturday, 27 March 2004 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

wow that most have felt absolutely sumptious.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 27 March 2004 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

sumptuous even

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 27 March 2004 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

am i the only one that thinks it strange to flush (uneaten) meat down the toilet?

― dean! (deangulberry), Saturday, 27 March 2004 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

YES DEAN

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 27 March 2004 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

once i flushed all my pee down the toilet by accident!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 27 March 2004 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Hang on - you flush unwanted rubbish down the loo!??? Isnt that what the sink or trash can is for? Bleugh!

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 27 March 2004 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

five years pass...

so the water for flushing has been turned off in my flat for almost 3 weeks now, because the loon downstairs is getting a gold plated toilet installed or something. no ETA on when it will be turned on again. ugh

― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:12 (sixteen years ago)

is it weird to flush coffee grounds down the toilet if u don't have a garbage disposal (if they have water in them from french press, can't put in garbage)

― harbl, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:14 (sixteen years ago)

greatest shits, btw

― harbl, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:15 (sixteen years ago)

I don't think so and it's the same consistency & color so there's no cognitive dissonance

― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:17 (sixteen years ago)

I just wash mine down the sink FWIW

― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:17 (sixteen years ago)

i do sometimes but i heard it can cause clog

― harbl, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:18 (sixteen years ago)

I mean my coffee grounds...not uh...unless it's a #7...

― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:18 (sixteen years ago)

Usually pour the remaining bit of coffee down the sink (with the plunger still in) and then dump what is mostly just grounds into the garbage.

― probably a sock!! (╓abies), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:20 (sixteen years ago)

if you get an aeropress you end up with a nice solid puck which you can dump into yer garden or garbage

― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:21 (sixteen years ago)

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