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What animal can jump higher than a mountain?

― Timothy Taylor Turner, Saturday, 27 March 2004 08:34 (twenty-two years ago)

all of them. mountains can't jump. *cough*

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 March 2004 08:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok ok. Which weighs more, a kilo of gold or a kilo of feathers?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 27 March 2004 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

two kilos of splattered brain tissue

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 March 2004 09:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, ok, how do you get down of a horse?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 27 March 2004 09:11 (twenty-two years ago)

*ducks*

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 March 2004 09:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Elephants can't jump.

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 27 March 2004 09:33 (twenty-two years ago)

(white ones obv)

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 27 March 2004 09:33 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm sure one could jump off a cliff if it wanted

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 March 2004 09:33 (twenty-two years ago)

e.g.

http://www.heathcliffmusical.com/img/cliff/cliff.jpg

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 March 2004 09:34 (twenty-two years ago)

What's the difference between a politician and a pot hole?

― Ellen Lane (Ellen Lane), Saturday, 27 March 2004 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

a pot hole doesn't lie

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 27 March 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

a pot hole has a bigger PENIS!!!

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Saturday, 27 March 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

No. You'd swerve to avoid the pot hole!

― Ellen Lane (Ellen Lane), Saturday, 27 March 2004 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU FUCKING LIAR!!!! I HATE YOU!!!@ I'M GOING TO KILL YOU PET AND STUFF IT UP YOUR ASS!!! YOU FUCKING WHORE! GET OVER HERE SO I CAN BITCHSLAP YOU WITH MY COCK YOU FUCKING ASS!

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Saturday, 27 March 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

GET A LIFE MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Ellen Lane (Ellen Lane), Saturday, 27 March 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

How many people can read hex if only you and dead people can read hex?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 27 March 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

what kind of a noise annoys an oyster?

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 27 March 2004 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

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THE GOOD OLD DAYS!

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Saturday, 27 March 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Stereophonics

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 27 March 2004 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Saturday, 27 March 2004 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

57006
w00t!

― godl1ke, Sunday, 11 April 2004 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

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