Taking Sides: Tolkien dorks vs. Star Wars dorks

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in other words: ELVES VS. EWOKS

Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 28 March 2004 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

what about VULCANS!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Sunday, 28 March 2004 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

VULCANS VS. ROMULANS VS. SPOCK ROCKERS?

Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 28 March 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

seriously, though, last weekend when Gygax! was here and we were sitting in that bar making fun of the Tolkien society, and it crossed my mind: are we just as bad, being huge music/interweb dorks? I think so.

Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 28 March 2004 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Blackwolf the Dragonmaster to thread!

Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Sunday, 28 March 2004 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

tolkien obsessives are better because the wealth (cough) of middle-earth information (cough) that exists predates any need for tolkien obsessives. no, it wasn't planned as a six-part series from the beginning shut up shut up SHUT UP

tom west (thomp), Sunday, 28 March 2004 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm attacking the darkness!"

Prude (Prude), Sunday, 28 March 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"Lightning Bolt!
Lightning Bolt!
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drg100/g137/g13741bm0s5.jpg"

Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Sunday, 28 March 2004 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm huge into Blade Runner so I guess that makes me a Dickhead

Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Sunday, 28 March 2004 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

He was a genius though, so there's nothing wrong with loving Dick.

Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 28 March 2004 04:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm an Alien movies junkie.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 28 March 2004 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha ha, gygax is both frodo and a cyborg alan freed fused together.

jack cole (jackcole), Sunday, 28 March 2004 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, i thought that was a pyramid scheme not a tolkien appreciation group. but then i thought it was a theatre production pitch of some sort, hell i'm still kinda creeped out on what brought such a wide band of folx to that particular place on that day. that woman totally gave me the once over before she ordered her "stoli cosmo with a twist", it still bothers me.

gygax! (gygax!), Sunday, 28 March 2004 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Both are equally awful. They should form some kind of joint committee.

Ally C (Ally C), Sunday, 28 March 2004 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow. How is Ned not on this thread yet?

dean! (deangulberry), Sunday, 28 March 2004 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Tolkein dorks, as they are into doing things like brewing mead, which one can get drunk off of. One cannot get drunk off of a scale model of the...whatever the fuck it's called. You see my point?

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 28 March 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"and it crossed my mind: are we just as bad, being huge music/interweb dorks? I think so."

as far as sheer obsessiveness is concerned, yeah. But it's not so bad, because music is part of the real world, its something everyone likes, which makes music geeks much more sociable and considerably "normal," when compared to Tolkien and Star Wars geeks who seek a total escape from reality.

Ayres (Z_Ayres), Sunday, 28 March 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow. How is Ned not on this thread yet?

*whistles idly*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 28 March 2004 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

One cannot get drunk off of a scale model of the...whatever the fuck it's called.

But you could get high off the modeling glue, no?

Prude (Prude), Sunday, 28 March 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

My whole explanation down the toilet.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 28 March 2004 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

http://forums.nightly.net/style_images/swclogo4.jpg

El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 October 2007 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

Official Master/Apprentice Request Thread

El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 October 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

ts: jackson impaled on a splintered stake vs lucas being forced to watch star wars redux 25 hour edition.

darraghmac, Thursday, 18 October 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

where is the "kurosawa directing lucas and jackson in a scene where they both have to dodge traffic on the new jersey turnpike" option

El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 October 2007 13:56 (eighteen years ago)

too elitist. mine was for the harry potter fans.

darraghmac, Thursday, 18 October 2007 13:57 (eighteen years ago)

you can get on the turnpike for free dude, it's getting off that costs money. how is that elitist?

El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

man no-one wants to hear about some japanese director.... has he done a potter movie yet?

darraghmac, Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

The Turnpike is about the same as a New Jersey hooker - you gotta pay to get off.

Little Rutgers humor there.

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

how does ilx feel about dorks that play CCGs in their 20s?

bell_labs, Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

But seriously - for most of its length, the Turnpike is two lanes in either direction, with a median wall.

TOO EASY, even for fat, rich fucks like Jackson and Lucas (who, in all fairness, have both made GOOD movies).

I vote that we let Kurosawa direct them to dodge traffic at approx. 8:30 on a Friday evening on the 10 as it moves through its 110-101-5 interchange in downtown LA.

It would be the fastest and most gratifying game of Frogger ever.

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

Ms Labs I think ILX is really much more interested in people who play miniature wargames set in the far future

El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

well on into their thirties when they have children of their own

El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

is there a truck out there that can take on a lucas ego, even at full speed.

anyway, no fair. jackson would just jump of the back of a passing elephant and escape.

darraghmac, Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

I did make the argument recently, based on an informal personal assessment of Klosterman readers, LA gossip blog RSS feed subscribers, scandinavian metal aficionados, mixed-martial-arts pay-per-view customers and people who read books about professional sports, that all nerds are basically equivalent and all people are basically nerds. It's the world of tomorrow. If you're not some kind of geek then you're the weirdo.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

I guess that is true, and your sample assessment group is impressive in its contents - but doesn't the concept of being a "geek" imply some very focused attention to a particular set or group of things?

If so, I know some people who are most assuredly NOT geeks, but rather drift through life just kind of being...meh about it. Are these the weirdos?

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

not even the 'meh' people, but people who have a wide range of varied interests without being obsessive about any of them. they exist too, and aren't weirdos.

but they aren't on the internet.

darraghmac, Thursday, 18 October 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

I sincerely doubt there are people who spend their whole lives being meh about everything. More likely you've just never been around when the conversation turns to automotives or civil war history or olympic skating

El Tomboto, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

if someone was 'meh' about everything, might they have some form of illness that left them unable to relate/emote normally?

darraghmac, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

Or they could just be stoned and from Southern California.

There are A LOT of meh people out here who's main occupation is being "meh" about EVERYTHING - they are SO over it ALL.

Which might be a form of geekiness all unto itself.

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

morelike Hobbits vs. Ewoks

Heave Ho, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

course it's a nerdy club.

i was talking about asperger's.

darraghmac, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

Tom's right, you watch ANYONE long enough, you'll see 'em start creaming over SOME geeky thing.

Jon Lewis, Thursday, 18 October 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)


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