Taco Bell vs. McDonald's

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If you think Taco Bell is better, please explain.
If you think McDonald's is better, please explain.
Things To Think About...
Taco Bell has tacos.
McDonald's has hamburgers.
Taco Bell is Mexican food.
McDonald's is American food.
Taco Bell has Cinnamon Twists.
McDonald's has fries.
Taco Bell has ChocoTaco.
McDonald's has McFlurries.
Taco Bell has Chalupas.
McDonald's has Big Macs.
Taco Bell has Pepsi.
McDonald's has Coca-Cola.
Taco Bell has mild, hot, and fire sauces.
McDonald's has ketchup.
Taco Bell is a self-serve place.
McDonald's is a service place.

Taco Bell is a fast-food restaurant.
McDonald's is a fast-food restaurant.
Taco Bell has a drive-thru.
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Taco Bell has a dining area.
McDonald's has a dining area.

Thank you for your cooperation, yo.

― GrapeSoda, Sunday, 28 March 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, but Taco Bell has no Play Palace.

― Prude (Prude), Sunday, 28 March 2004 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I'll just vomit.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 28 March 2004 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I would have to say that Taco Bell is better.
I love bean burritos!

― Lady Mary Or SOmething, Sunday, 28 March 2004 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Prude, you should check out the Taco Bell restrooms.

― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 28 March 2004 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha! Gives new meaning to the phrase "ball crawl," I'm sure.

― Prude (Prude), Sunday, 28 March 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I stole some of the balls from the Play Palace!!! lmao!

― Lady Mary Or SOmething, Sunday, 28 March 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Down with McDonald's!
Hooray for Taco Bell!

― Lady Mary Or SOmething, Sunday, 28 March 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Jack in the box.

Oh, but those tacos are greasy!

But, they have the seasoned curly fries! (also very greasy)

And I'll get their milk shakes every once in a while.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 March 2004 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

CHOCO TACO

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 28 March 2004 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Comparisons are vulgar. sniff

― Skottie, Sunday, 28 March 2004 22:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I choose In and Out Burger and Poquito Mas

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 28 March 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

This is a trivial question for vegetarians.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 28 March 2004 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Although "Chocotaco vs. Shamrock Shake" might be interesting.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 28 March 2004 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

They have Mc vegie burgers at Mcdonals don't they? Although in the ad they do say "Mc vegie burger may come in contact with meat"

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 March 2004 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

The Shamrock Shake is ground up meat though, Chris.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 28 March 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Meat by-products, anyhow.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 28 March 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.fissure.org/humour/ pics/now-hiring.jpg

― GrapeSoda, Sunday, 28 March 2004 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Sean, for reals? I'm assuming not, but...

― Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 28 March 2004 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Where do you think the green comes from? Ground-up Leprechauns, dude...

― Prude (Prude), Sunday, 28 March 2004 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.fissure.org/humour/ pics/now-hiring.gif

― 1, Sunday, 28 March 2004 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

there's a song by the electric six that mentions "taco bell"
there's no song by the electric six that mentions "mcdonald's"

therefore taco bell wins

FIRE IN THE DISCO
FIRE IN THE DISCO
FIRE IN THE TACO BELL

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 28 March 2004 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

That could actually go both ways.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 28 March 2004 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

WENDY'S IS TRUE KING OF NATIONAL FAST FOOD CHAINS, HOMIES.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 28 March 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

there's a song by dean friedman that mentions "mcdonald's"
there's no song by dean friedman that mentions "taco bell"
therefore mcdonald's wins

I AM IN LOVE WITH THE MCDONALD'S GIRL
SHE IS AN ANGEL IN A POLYESTER UNIFORM

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 28 March 2004 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Taco Bell by a mile. Not a long mile, but a mile.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Monday, 29 March 2004 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: Drowning vs. Strangulation

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Monday, 29 March 2004 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

But those have nothing to do with food.

Choking vs Food poisoning

― Aja (aja), Monday, 29 March 2004 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I have never knowingly eaten Taco Bell.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 29 March 2004 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I do frequently. It's right by where I work and open late. I love Taco Bell.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 29 March 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

We dont have Tac Bell in Australia. Therefore, Taco Bell wins for being kind enough to stay the hell away.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 29 March 2004 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, but you have Taco Bill.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 March 2004 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Shhhhh! ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 29 March 2004 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Dammit ned, have you got spies here or something! You know TOO MUCH!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 29 March 2004 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"Today's special: koalas!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 March 2004 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"The most beautiful thing in Tokyo is McDonald's. The most beautiful thing in Stockholm is McDonald's. The most beautiful thing in Florence is McDonald's. Peking and Moscow don't have anything beautiful yet." - Andy Warhol

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 29 March 2004 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

how I love Valerie Solanas

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 29 March 2004 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!

very good

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 29 March 2004 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't worry, Aja, metaphor gets covered in 8th grade I think. ;-)

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Monday, 29 March 2004 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Taco Bell has 7-layer burritos and is so, so cheap = Taco Bell is clearly the best.

― kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 29 March 2004 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

For a while, at least in Canada, Taco Bell and KFried used to often be found sharing a roof. I will now make two jokes.
I'm not sure what I want, but I really don't want a burger.
blah-blah-blah gay marriage.

I didn't say they'd be good jokes.

― Huck, Monday, 29 March 2004 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

They are often found sharing a roof in the States as well. They have the same parent company -- more like brother than lovers.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 29 March 2004 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Was pepsi the parent company?
I think they've split up now, though. Here at least, KF kicked out TB and now throws wild parties that inevitably end with the police showing up.

― Huck, Monday, 29 March 2004 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Why are you still awake? Did you get AIM and not tell anyone?

Pepsi was, although I think that is no longer true.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 29 March 2004 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I pity the fool who thinks Taco Bell is in any way affiliated with the food or, indeed, anything else connected to Mexico. Or even Mexican-American. On the other hand, McDonald's is... so... plastic. If I eat there, it's out of pure desperation.

So this thread question really is a case of "Would you rather die by getting stabbed or being suffocated?", isn't it?

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 29 March 2004 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't even know what AIM is. I mean, I know about what happened at Oglala, but I don't think that's the AIM we're talking about.
I think I know what it is anyhow, and I'm totally against it. Too disruptive.
I don't what I'm doing still awake. I think I'm going to bed soon, but I pretty much napped all day. And then I went over to my parents for Sunday dinner, and for some reason, my parents were all excited to show me the websites of all the bed and breakfasts they've been staying in since they got the travel bug a couple of years ago. Maybe this story will best be finished in another thread, during another sleep cycle.

― Huck, Monday, 29 March 2004 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Everyone knows that Burger King beats all!

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Monday, 29 March 2004 06:43 (twenty-two years ago)

people who claim that they don't eat fast food = people who insist that they don't watch TV (The Onion)

― Dave M. (rotten03), Monday, 29 March 2004 06:54 (twenty-two years ago)

AIM = AOL Instant Messenger, where all the cool (read: uncool) kids hang. Like me.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 29 March 2004 08:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, per Dee's point, the cravings for Taco Bell and the cravings for Mexican food are entirely unrelated.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 29 March 2004 08:07 (twenty-two years ago)

http://161.58.194.168/scaryplace/fot/poop.gif

― GrapeSoda, Monday, 29 March 2004 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Taco Bell rules!!!!!!!!!!

― fuck, Monday, 29 March 2004 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nesplayer.com/animated/eat.gif

― 1, Monday, 29 March 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

nine years pass...

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http://www.pacificprime.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/taco_party_pack.jpg Yes.

― pplains, Monday, 9 September 2013 21:09 (twelve years ago)

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