I used to be young and beautiful.

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Now look at me.

― Skottie, Monday, 29 March 2004 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

no you didnt.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

neither did i.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd rather not thanks

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I was never young and beautiful. I went through a sort of stage of being hot and middle aged. But now I'm just fat and middle aged. :-(

God, ILX has started depressing me in the past half hour... can we go back to talking about Busted?

― Super-Kate (kate), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to be young.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

True. I was never young.

― Skottie, Monday, 29 March 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe we should just stop talking.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

No! No! Look at meeeeeee! I was twict as young as that bloke, and beautifuller to boot.

Shite. I'll just crawl off and die, then.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Aaahh, fack the lot of yas. I'm off to the gym to sculpt my perfect physique.

― Skottie, Monday, 29 March 2004 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

you're like this russian guy, that I know.

crosspost

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

he likes welsh stuff.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

stalin?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

jel said lenin and you're both wrong.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Busted are still young and beautiful. I'd much rather talk about them.

― Super-Kate (kate), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

kasparov

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll give you a clue.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

deep blue

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

he's not really russian.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

he's georgian

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

close: he's from washington, D.C.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

gerogie kinkladze?

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

more jewish.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

hymie schwartzman?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

david baddiel

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

he plays the bagpipes.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

he has two chinchillas and some cats.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Most honorable.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

and a cadillac he doesn't drive.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 29 March 2004 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

david banner

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 March 2004 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

he likes to give his cadillac a rest

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 29 March 2004 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Kevin Keegan!!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 29 March 2004 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I realized on Friday night that I already have a smile line on the left side of my mouth... and it doesn't go away when I stop smiling. Is this normal for someone who's 23?

― Mandee, Monday, 29 March 2004 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

in dog years

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 March 2004 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

his neighbour has only ever left wisconsin to visit iowa.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 29 March 2004 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

yup. you're lucky it's only happening in 23. why else do you think i haven't stopped smiling since i was 21??!?? it's just so nobody would notice my smile line!!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 29 March 2004 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

and smokes crack.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 29 March 2004 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

i demand that this thread become one in which we post pictures of us as wee bairns

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 29 March 2004 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Does wee 11-year-old wandering around a sub count?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 March 2004 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

wee barns would be better.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 29 March 2004 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

photoshopping our baby faces onto john barnes

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 29 March 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

stevem, i point you to the PC fracas caused by the last midget thread

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 March 2004 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Cheeseburgers and beer ate my beautiful body and shat this gut out my flesh!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 29 March 2004 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 March 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

though otm

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 March 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I know what you mean. I need to lose about 5.765 ounces of ugly fat. I'm considering lipo.

― Skottie, Monday, 29 March 2004 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

there's nothing ugly about fat

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 March 2004 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

unless it's on yourself, etc

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 29 March 2004 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

True. Or on others. Tuomas to thread.

― Skottie, Monday, 29 March 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

There was a guy I was friends with in college who I hadn't seen for years. A couple of years ago, he was coming through town and stopped by to go out for lunch. It was funny--he'd been one of those tall, lanky college guys who look like they're 16 or so. But now that he was late 20s his face looked older, and I noticed that he had the beginnings of forehead lines. I thought he looked much more attractive than he had in college, though he'd been cute then.

Of course I hate any lines on my own face, bleah.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Monday, 29 March 2004 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I am smokin'.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I know a guy who fell off a Big Wheel when he was six. According to him, the moment he hit the pavement, his beautiful face was transformed into a lumpy, doughy horror that has inspired intense loathing in every person he's encountered since. He talks about it all the time.
Me, I just smile and smoke too much.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

An aunt actually said recently 'Aww Daniel you used to be so handsome'

― Daniel (dancity), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Kill her.

― Skottie, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

with a glance

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

With a glancing blow just above the temple with that silver candlestick on the dining room table just by your right hand.

― Skottie, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I shall bear this advice in mind.

― Daniel (dancity), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus Daniel, are you my cousin? That sounds like something my fucking bitch aunt Ellen would've said, she of the "Bryan, you should wear a bra!" fame. Stinking whore.

― Bryan B Sure (Bryan), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't recall any Sures in the family...

― Daniel (dancity), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I still am!

― Lil' Won Jilliams (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually look better at 42 than I did at 20.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"If all the girls at Vassar were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."

― Skottie, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

HI DERE!

― The Amazing Randy, Thursday, 29 March 2007 06:23 (nineteen years ago)

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