Taking Sides: Meltdown Man v. Return to Armageddon

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More comics nonsense I'm afraid. This time it's two stories from when I started buying 2000AD in earnest.

Meltdown Man: Nick Stone of the SAS is on some kind of covert mission in Afghanistan when the Sovs drop an atomic bomb on him. instead of turning into vapour he is blown into a strange new world where humans rule over "yujees" - eugenically enhanced bioforms, basically animals with human characteristics. Stone then leads the yujees in a revolt against the evil humans and their Predator underlings. It was basically a sci-fi South Africa but BRILLIANT nonetheless and largely an excuse for Bellardinelli to do loads of weird art.

sample cover: http://www.2000ad.nu/2000adsystem/covers/183.jpg

Return To Armageddon, meanwhile began with this spaceship wandering out of normal space and time and finding what appeared to be literally Hell frozen over - loads of charred corpses encased in ice accompanied by the frozen corpse of what looks like The Devil Himself. Some of the Devil-thing's cells are still alive, so the crew of the spaceship foolishly decide to clone him - with predictably disastrous consequences. A great story with great art by under-appreciated 2000AD artist Jesus Redondo.

Sample cover: http://www.2000ad.nu/2000adsystem/covers/203.jpg

The Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dirty Vicar your covers are wacked.

Meltdown Man was completely interminable - I think only Mean Arena went on for longer. It wasn't bad but it wasn't brilliant mostly because I dont like Belardinelli's art much. Didn't it have a really downbeat ending?

Return To Armageddon though was one of the maddest stories ever printed in 2000AD. It moved from this Alien-style scenario to terrible deeds as the devil is let loose on Earth. I think it was completely made up as it went along, too. I can't remember how it ended at all, must re-read yes. It had a great homoerotic subtext with the grizzled space pirate captain and his gorgeous blond first mate.

Tom, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sorry, I don't know html as well as I thought.

I think these links should work...

Meltdown Man: http://www.2000ad.nu/2000adsystem/covers/183.jpg

Return to Armageddon: http://www.2000ad.nu/2000adsystem/covers/203.jpg

DV, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Return To Armageddon's ending is really annoying. Or it was when I was small. maybe now, as a more mature adult, I'd find it less silly.

It's funny, a lot of people don't like Bellardinelli art. I think he's top.

DV, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

was armageddon ending the "adam and eve" thing or was it that it was all some gigantic chess game, or both I can't recall.

I wuv bellardinelli. Ace Trucking co stuff -- nice!

Alan Trewartha, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Return To Armageddon ended with them discovering that the whole thing - and indeed the entire universe - was all some board game played by godlike aliens.

Bellardinelli is I think the only 2000AD artist who ever drew Judge Dredd's face - although Tharg put a "censored" over it.

The Dirty Vicar, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

seventeen years pass...

Did we get this figured out

Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 15:34 (six years ago)


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