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what are the rules relating to the conduct of a gangbang

― bell jones, Monday, 29 March 2004 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)

no talking

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 29 March 2004 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

no double-dipping

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 29 March 2004 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

remove shoes before entering

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 29 March 2004 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

or is that after entering...

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 29 March 2004 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The activity lacks in fun if one's homies cannot get none

― Sym (shmuel), Monday, 29 March 2004 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

did I miss a comma?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 29 March 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

no comas

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 29 March 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

no Black Lace soundtrack

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 29 March 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

erections lasting more than four hours, though rare, require medical help

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Monday, 29 March 2004 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Are we talking hundreds? You'll need fluffers.

― andy, Monday, 29 March 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

like care bears

― omg, Monday, 29 March 2004 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

care bears are a different thread entirely.

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

there's no way to work the turner and hooch line into this thread.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

keep trying. I bet it'll be worth it.

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

you know there's someone on ile who is counting, right? watch it.

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

care bears are a different thread entirely.

I'm sure someone out there in the big bad Internet gets off on Care Bears.

(You go look for them. I'm at work right now.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

rule #43: don't trip over martin.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd be tripping sufficiently at the fact i was at an orgy

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Creepy piano music is U&K.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

masks!

― mouse, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

No pointing and giggling.

― winterland, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Shout "Tally-ho!" at every possible opportunity.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

'ho tally!' would also be acceptable

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 08:29 (twenty-two years ago)

No high-fiving

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Definitely no low-fiving..

― winterland, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

..without asking first..

― winterland, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

You have to be willing to take on all comers.

― Skottie, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Fluffers are a funny concept. "In order to make you horny enough to get sucked off by naked women, here's a naked woman to suck you off".

Or do they do other stuff too? Massages, footrubs, injections of bull sememn etc.?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

No ugly people. Or gassy people.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Fluffer - trainee porn star (ie, when you're a big name, you only get to suck erect knobs)

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

rule #43: don't trip over martin.

Haha, thank you Mark. In fact gangbangs have never much appealed to me and I've never been to one. They aren't what I think of when I think of 'group sex' - that's more communal.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://searchforlove.blogspot.com/2002_06_01_searchforlove_archive.html#77727919

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"Also, I have started knitting a hat, which is much more challenging than a scarf."

CLASSIC

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"Saturday June 14 2002
Tonight I had my first three-way

Friday, June 14, 2002
Tonight I attended my first orgy.

Saturday, June 22, 2002
Today I was filmed in my first pornographic movie."

That's what I call a good month.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

If you fart during the bukkake, you have to start all over.

― Beerwolf (cprek), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Always pass to the left.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

watch your "hand shapes"

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

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