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interested in receiving on line training in the bdsm lifestyle

― bell jones, Monday, 29 March 2004 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

no talking

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 29 March 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Well you certainly have come to the right place

― Sym (shmuel), Monday, 29 March 2004 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, you are not.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 29 March 2004 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

funniest thread ever so far

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 29 March 2004 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

University of Phoenix is really branching out!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The "online bdsm training" thing is a huge, huge scene now, and it's unrelentingly stupid. I've lost track of how many real-world bdsm groups and clubs have closed, gone private, or been abandoned as a result.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I think alot of people are starting to realize that online BDSM hurts alot less... I know I prefer it.

― andy, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I used to run into a lot of wide-eyed-sophomore types who would go on about how "the spiritual experience of the synergy" blah blah blah made up for the lack of actual physical contact, and then they'd show up offline expecting to walk into a scene from a Gor novel, or to have everyone in the room address them as "Lord Thundercock" just because that's what they wrote on the name tag.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

hey! that was "CAPTAIN Thundercock" and you know it!

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, IU's bondage ball to thread.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh geez, don't even get me started on college students. Sophomore subs are the new Smith lesbians.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I am easy to push into rant mode because I am heavily very medicated.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

You should definitely ask your doctor about this medication.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Does Subway's relentless push into West London mean I can finally get my hands on a sophomore sub? With blue cheese dressing?

― winterland, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 07:52 (twenty-two years ago)

*rimshot*

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 07:52 (twenty-two years ago)

What the hell is bdsm? And I'd rather not go through a link if it's rude - I'm at work here, people.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 07:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Bondage Discipline Sado-Masochism

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 07:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Ewwwwww haha! Although it is funny that googlers are now heading here because of that and less because of hair care searches.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Also that it is a 'lifestyle'. Like you can totally do out your house and garden in appropriate accessories.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)

A lifestyle for the rich: those leather and steel accesories re expensive. Not to mention the floorspace required for a dungeon.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 08:01 (twenty-two years ago)

get down on your knees you worthless shits!! (cracks whip) my toilet needs cleaning out. with your tongues please, gentlemen. Crawl, worms (etc etc etc)

― Mistress Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 08:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you serious about their being a big virtual bondage scene? That's so hilarious!

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 08:11 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not easy typing in handcuffs, y' know

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 08:23 (twenty-two years ago)

virtual handcuffs.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 08:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Feel the virtual crack of my imaginary whip!!!!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 08:25 (twenty-two years ago)

(virtual) OUCH!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 08:26 (twenty-two years ago)

No, not virtual handcuffs, real handcuffs. Whilst hog tied and suspended from the ceiling. It's a lifestyle, you see. Even my sandwiches are tightly foil wrapped.

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 08:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been collecting assorted leathergoods for a while now. It's really not that expensive.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Then you're not buying the nice ones. They should be custom fitted.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 08:49 (twenty-two years ago)

they aren't for me :)

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

No, not virtual handcuffs, real handcuffs. Whilst hog tied and suspended from the ceiling. It's a lifestyle, you see.

You are Susan Street and I claim my £5

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 08:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Then you must bring jim into the shop (x-post).

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

teehee!

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Best thread ever!

I think alot of people are starting to realize that online BDSM hurts alot less... I know I prefer it.

If you ask me, that's entirely going against the point of the whole thing :-)

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:06 (twenty-two years ago)

exactly!

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:08 (twenty-two years ago)

No pain, no gain.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:09 (twenty-two years ago)

ahhhhhh....hot wax *sigh*

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:09 (twenty-two years ago)

somebody should write a bdsm chatterbot, like that "paula" thing from a couple of years ago.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

You're all menko.

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:14 (twenty-two years ago)

whip me with your bdsm stick

― bdsm chatterbot (ken c), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Hot wax? I prefer subtle psychological torture. Like blindfolding your lover and turning the mixmaster on.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:15 (twenty-two years ago)

mixmaster morris?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:16 (twenty-two years ago)

If you're bored and have nothing to do, you can always tie yourself your bed and drip hot wax all over yourself. Subtle psychological torture isn't really a solo activity.

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no! Turn off that ambient music! I can't stand it!!! Please, I beg you, no more Pete Namlook!!! (x-post)

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:18 (twenty-two years ago)

caitlin, subtle psychological torture is exquisite when done solo. You really can drive yourself mad with guilt.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I do that all the time. it's not as much fun as hot wax, though.

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)

That's the silliest thing I've ever heard caitlin. You tie yourself up, THEN drip hot wax on yourself? With your tongue?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:21 (twenty-two years ago)

You'd need to rig up quite a device to tie you up, drip hot wax and (presumably) release you.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if any h4x0rz and skript kiddiez are part of the virtual bdsm scene, some of the language might fit in, I dunno:

B0W & PH_34R F3WL!!!1 YU0 = 0wN3D!!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Imagine! It'd be a monstrous Victorian machine composed of ingeniously designed pulleys, cantilevers, ropes and pistons, straight out of Wallace and Grommit! (x-post)

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, *obviously* I plan it a bit so I have enough freedom of movement in my arms to reach for the candles. After all, if you tie yourself up you have to make sure you have enough movement to undo it afterwards. This is especially dangerous if you're using chains and padlocks rather than rope, because they're a lot easier to lock than unlock.

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:26 (twenty-two years ago)

OK. OK, that could work.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Subtle psychological torture isn't really a solo activity.

http://www.ilxor.com/

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Sadly, ILX doesn't turn me on.

Personally, I'm wondering who has asked for email notifications of this thread.

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

(adverb comma blah blah blah)

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet they're really regretting it, same as I did when I first joined this board.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

damn, i've already said too much.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Stephen Milligan to thread

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet they're really regretting it, same as I did when I first joined this board.

Especially if they were looking for ~~online slaves to serve them unconditionally~~ a quick wank over an AIM window.

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:33 (twenty-two years ago)

now they have to tie their hands to their beds before having a wank.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Now, that is trickier

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

(although tying your hands to the bed to stop yourself having a wank is a fun tactic)

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

for that purpose i prefer tying my cock to the bed

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:40 (twenty-two years ago)

tying myself to the bed, with my cock, even

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:41 (twenty-two years ago)

(it's awkward to tie your own hands up in any particularly restrictive way, but it is possible)

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

hence my preference for tying up my john thomas instead

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 11:26 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

MOVE TO IRE PLEASE

― Heave Ho, Monday, 16 July 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

heave ho heaves a hefty haul

― Just got offed, Monday, 16 July 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

Can you really get online training for this? Do you sign up with some dubious "university", send in pics of you dressed up in leathah and then someone evaluates your progress?

― stevienixed, Monday, 16 July 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

If you fail your exams, they don't punish you.

― Hello Sunshine, Monday, 16 July 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

my best friend worked as a dominatrix (very briefly). after her first few "sessions" she was telling me about one of her clients and i realised i knew the guy - he was the son of my boss' good friend! dude liked to have his dick maltreated to the extreme.

― Rubyred, Monday, 16 July 2007 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

I'd like to have that on my resume.

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 16 July 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

either working as a dominatrix or liking to have my dick maltreated, take your pic

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 16 July 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

Take a picture? No way. That'd surely be extreme sadism on my part.

― stevienixed, Monday, 16 July 2007 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

curt1s, you could have both - although a dominatrix with a dick would be kinda weird.

― Rubyred, Monday, 16 July 2007 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

self-punishing dom w/dick
seeks swf

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

dom was banned tho

― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://voice2page.com/info/priceless_ad.GIF

― Heave Ho, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)

MOVE TO IRE PLEASE

-- Heave Ho, Monday, 16 July 2007 21:31 (Yesterday) Link

bdsm lesson 1: don't say PLEASE

― ken c, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 08:36 (eighteen years ago)

Well, unless you're begging for something, obv. Mmmm. Ahem.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 09:50 (eighteen years ago)

By the way: the stop word we're going to use is "harder!" ok?

― StanM, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 09:52 (eighteen years ago)

Lol!

― Trayce, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 10:06 (eighteen years ago)

stan has ruined all fun, stopwords are for wimps

stopmimes, on the other hand...

― Just got offed, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 10:15 (eighteen years ago)

I need to enrol in knot tying classes. Sometimes I feel like a teenage boy trying to unhook a bra, stumbling around with my damn granny knots and shoelace bows. Not sexy like a Japanese expert, not in the least.

― moley, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 13:13 (eighteen years ago)

ten months pass...

teach me! punish me!

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 05:28 (seventeen years ago)

hohphphphnanhznZ

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 05:28 (seventeen years ago)

four years pass...

https://vimeo.com/15788922

― yellow jacket (spazzmatazz), Thursday, 18 April 2013 17:26 (twelve years ago)

You realize that a bare link to a video site in a thread about bdsm is not going to get many clicks, don't you?

― Aimless, Thursday, 18 April 2013 18:18 (twelve years ago)

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