I lost a bag of Milano cookies walking like 60 feet from the store.

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I swear I put them on the top of the shit in my bag but they weren't there. I'm convinced they fell out and someone TOOK MY COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Lil' Won Jilliams (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

did you toss your cookies? were they alyssa milano flavoured?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

god i'm bored

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I think this is karma for taking the last two Odwalla juices in the entire school.

― Lil' Won Jilliams (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe you unknowingly ate them all on the way home.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

If you can't get fat, you can't live off your own fat.

― andy, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I have $500 in food money to spend.

― Lil' Won Jilliams (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

then maybe just shut up and buy another bag of cookies, cheapskate!

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Pepperidge Farm remembers, Jon. Don't you fucking forget it.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Scariness - I just bit into a Pepperidge Farm Monaco cookie RIGHT when I read donut's last post. I'ts possible I'm making this up to make a relevant post (like I suspect other do), so I'll even give you the TEXT ON THING.

do not purchase if bag is open or torn W01a2963 pepperidge farm milk chocolate monaco distinctive cookies Sumptuous Chocolate, exquisite texture 175g Ud norwalk CT usa 06856

[opposite side in french, and hell no I'm going to type out the ingredients]

― LC, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

It's those fucking cookie gnomes up to no good again I tells ya.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

remember me

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 6 August 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i think my advice was good.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 6 August 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll buy YOU some cookies!

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

what about the puffy rainbow stickerz?

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Did I tell you about going to the store and having the GOTH employees overhear me making fun of them and then leaving because i was embarassed?!?! :(((

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i was really hoping this revive would involve finding the cookies

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I miss andy grasshopper.

― Jimmy Carter, History's Greatest Monster (Leee), Friday, 6 August 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Especially his "in your face" attitude.

― Jimmy Carter, History's Greatest Monster (Leee), Friday, 6 August 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

DONUTBITCHCOMEBACK

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.shopfoodex.com/catalog/images/01410007947.jpg

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 7 August 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

I never found the cookies.

― Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Saturday, 29 January 2005 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Grasshopper - the cookies must find YOU.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 29 January 2005 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Not in El Segundo they mustn't.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 29 January 2005 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Last night I went to go buy smokes TWICE, both times with smokes = MAIN OBJECTIVE and both times I just bought Gatorade and Frisk and some other bullshit.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Sunday, 30 January 2005 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...

Carlos D stole my Toblerone.

― Jdubz (ex machina), Monday, 7 November 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

That seems highly unlikely, unless he also stole your Milanos.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 7 November 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

He had the herpes munchies and had to turn to a life of crime.

― KSTFUNS (Ex Leon), Monday, 7 November 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

Carlos D, herpes fattey.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 7 November 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

in sovet russia, you, no, peprdige farm remebmer YOU! no, wait ...

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Monday, 7 November 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DEAD HORSE BEATS YOU

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 7 November 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

if I knew how to cut and paste, I'd excelsior that.

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Monday, 7 November 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

C.H.E.E.S.E. N.I.P.S.

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Monday, 7 November 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

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