ILE Metaphors

You know that episode of the Simpsons, where Bart & Lisa go to Kamp Krusty? ("And now, here's my good friend MR. BLACK.") And Homer, he starts getting in shape, has hair grow back, becomes a virile studly hot Mr. Plow lovin' mamma, and his neck is as loose as wilted asparagus? And then they interrupt the Maharishi Yoga Power Hour thing with that bulletin about the Kamp Krusty coup, and Homer's thinking, "Please don't let it be the boy, PLEASE don't let it be the boy?", and the camera enters the sanctum sanctorum of the coup leader, and it's Bart in Lord of the Flies mode? And Homer's beer gut bounces back, and his new hair falls out?