The Awesomeness of Awesome TV

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Because I love the Belzer/Munch Montel diatribe, here's more awesome bits of awesomeness compiled from awesome TV shows:

Det. Stanley "Stan" Bolander: How come every time I open that refrigerator, there's one
drop of milk left in the carton? So who has to go to the 7-11 and replace the carton of milk?
Det. John Munch: Me.
Det. Stanley "Stan" Bolander: That's besides the point. He's doing that on my behalf. He
could be doing something else for me.

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Det. Timothy J. 'Tim' Bayliss: So does the violence make them stupid or does the stupidity
lead to violence?
Det. John Munch: Well, that's chicken and egg semantics. The important point is that we
win some cases because our brains are repositories for intelligence and their brains are
day-old banana pudding.

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Detective Meldrick Lewis: You in your own little world 'cause don't no one wanna live there
with you.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Do all awesome tv shows have detectives?

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

the unawesomeness of quoting the awesomeness of awesome tv.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gonna let that slide, because, well, yeah, it is pretty lame and if somebody was doing this live in person, I'd probably get up and leave, even if it was in my own living room.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

now you know how we feel. ; )

― hstencil, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

IM RICK JAME SBITGH HAHAHHOLOL

― dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

every male 15 year-old riding the subways in NYC to thread.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm really hoping "I'm gonna beat my dick like it owes me money" becomes a meme for the teenage NYC crowd. It's already an unspoken truism, yeah?

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, and not just for teenagers.

― hstencil, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought of that right after I posted.

"thought".

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

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