Man Scaping, How much is too much?

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Yesterday in the shower, (Believe me, i was bored) I took a razor to that line of body hair from my pubes to my navel. It stopped well short of a porno style trim but how far do you go? What is the cut off point between keeping oneself neat and being a sort of kinky weiredo?
What do the ladies think of male body hair anyway?
I guess I'm bored today too!

― Paul Kelly, Friday, 2 April 2004 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it mostly depends on your motivation. If your lover's attitude is "well, there aren't any hairs on the Twining's bag..." then lather up. If you're doing it to feel like a little boy again maybe you need to steer clear of your neighbourhood playground.

― Bryan B Sure (Bryan), Friday, 2 April 2004 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

But how does one shave one's scrotom. Not that I intend to try but I envision lots of blood and a ball hanging out. Fuckin' hell imagine that. what would you tell the doctor?

― Paul Kelly, Friday, 2 April 2004 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

The fuck? Are your shaving with a teaspoon you sharpened against a rock? Use a gel shaving cream and your face razor and you should be ok. Stretch your bag out or do the high wire act I do - use your nuts to make a smoother work surface. You may have to do it a couple of days in a row to get it clean unless you've got nothing but time to sit there and work on it. I don't bother with mine anymore though I may start again for summer. Freshly talced shaved nuts - now that says summer fun to me!

― Bryan B Sure (Bryan), Friday, 2 April 2004 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I am so glad I finished lunch about 3 hours ago.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 2 April 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I'll leave them au natural but thanks for the advice. hmmm

― Kelly, Friday, 2 April 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

*crosses legs and tries not to feel icky*

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 2 April 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread amuses me much.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 2 April 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Just use tweezers to pluck them out individually. Or better still, get some of the kids at the playground to help out! Especially those bullies, you know the ones, they love that kind of thing.

― Skottie, Friday, 2 April 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I liked Bryan better before I knew he was a member of the bald eagle club :(

― mandee, Friday, 2 April 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Or ask that garage mechanic to help you. You know, the one who always wears the overalls with no t-shirt underneath, with only one of the sides buttoned. The one who uses the mousse in his hair "just to keep the grease out, although it is a fabulous conditioner."

― Skottie, Friday, 2 April 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I am stunned!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 2 April 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

You're all fucking insane.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 2 April 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

the return of talcynuts!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 2 April 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently, they never left!

― Skottie, Friday, 2 April 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm totally hiding all the razors when I get home, just in case Matt EVER gets this sort of mentalist idea into his head. Yeeck.

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 2 April 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, Bryan, I always wondered why you walked funny.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 2 April 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I believe the hair leading from the navel is called 'the garden path'...

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Friday, 2 April 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Whatever you say there, stems and pieces. It's the treasure trail!

― Bryan B Sure (Bryan), Friday, 2 April 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh I see! It's not supposed to be man scRaping, as I first thought, but like landscaping. Capability Brown to thread!

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 2 April 2004 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Were I one of these freaks with a dark-coloured penis, that would be my new pet name for it.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 2 April 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, wait 'till it gets all itchy, you'd better take that day off work, believe me!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 2 April 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Unless you like that feeling. I find the itching's much worse in the area between my nuts and my leg which is my favourite area to shave. Last time it was so bad that I decided to not shave it again for awhile so now I'm all bushy again.

― Bryan B Sure (Bryan), Friday, 2 April 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I really can't imagine how anyone could like that feeling!! I'd liken it to really bad toothache in terms of total stop-paying-attention-to-everything and concentrate on THIS-style discomfort. It was HORRIBLE.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 2 April 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, sometimes it's unpleasant so you scratch and it feels better for a bit and sometimes if you're wearing the right underwear you can just do a little dance and shuffle 'em and then giggle to yourself about what you're doing. It's the little things that get you through the day.

― Bryan B Sure (Bryan), Friday, 2 April 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I never thought I'd learn so much about Bryan's pubes in just one morning!

― Mandee, Friday, 2 April 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Seeing irritation on the shaved private parts of men and women in porn makes me cower. Yeeesh.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 2 April 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not irritation, Jeanne, just frustration.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 2 April 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a fan of talcynuts from way back.

― teeno "talcynuts" teenington (teeny), Friday, 2 April 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

yes yes, away to the 'out of context' thread with ye.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 2 April 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I keep reading this thread title as "Man ScRaping."

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 2 April 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost, big time, I is stupid

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 2 April 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

It's just about that time again, Teeny. The only bad thing about talcing up (besides the taste not that I really need to worry about that) is that it feels so good you just want to tell everyone you meet how good it feels. Strangers in the grocery store tend to look at you queerly when you tell them you're cool and fresh in the testicular region.

― Talcynuts (Bryan), Friday, 2 April 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I equate "teeny talcynuts" with a powdery bag the size of a mini-marshmallow.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 2 April 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Teeny Talcynuts = the star of the next P1xar animated feature

― Talcynuts (Bryan), Friday, 2 April 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

And when a fine spring breeze whistles against your bare, bald, bag of tricks, well, there are few finer things in this world than that.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 2 April 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~qwerty/wire/images/manscape.jpg

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 2 April 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

The only place you should see fuzzy balls is on the tennis court.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 2 April 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

lady-scaping:

http://archive.salon.com/health/feature/1999/09/03/bikini/

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Friday, 2 April 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd say it's too much when you end up with a pubic topiary.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 April 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

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