Ouch.. "Mary Catherine" is the name of an 8 year old, or an eighty year old unmarried spinster. Either way, you just rocked her world.
― andy, Friday, 2 April 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)
Mary Catherine Gallagher is also the name of that annoying, unfunny SNL catholic school girl character that smells her hands after stuffing them in her armpits.
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 2 April 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)
maybe you should ask the folks involved with the Christmobile...
― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Friday, 2 April 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)
Lonely Lonely Men
lyrics: Mark Eitzel (usually described as "the worst song I have ever written")
he was the favorite dancer at the drag queen christmas show
he loved tips, tequila, little baggies filled with mistletoe
he says "how you doin' tonight baby?
go ahead tell me a lie I don't already know"
he was hated half his life in sandusky
now he's the star of a bar where the sun doesn't shine
and after he strips the santa clause outfit he works the room
looking for men with sin in their eyes
lonely lonely men flock to Jesus
looking for something that will make them think they walk taller
see them gathering a heartbeat from his arms
amazing what you can get for a dollar
now he knows that this good time will kill him someday
but better to die than be forgotten and old
when the same empty grin that promises him the whole world
will turn away hard as the sidewalk and just as cold
lonely lonely men flock to Jesus
so tired of prayers that no one will hear or answer
see them gathering forgiveness from his arms
amazing what you can get for a dollar
now he gets in around 5AM
and he passes out all alone
he drinks another shot and descends into heaven's arms
because on earth he has no home
and those of you who judge him and say that in sin he's hopelessly mired
killed the real christ off before he had a chance to get sick and tired
lonely lonely men flock to Jesus
so tired of prayers that no one will hear or answer
see them gathering a blessing from his arms
amazing what you can get for a dollar
― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Friday, 2 April 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)
they're the best lyrics about a gay stripper named Jesus that I know
― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Friday, 2 April 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)
wow, you know a stripper named Jesus?
(wocka wocka)
― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Friday, 2 April 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)
"Suffer the little children...", and a pedophile to boot.
― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 2 April 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)
still, you havent answered my question, was jesus a homosexual, by the way the only reason i smell my hands after stuffing them in my armpits is becuase i get nerous and it help me relax....hahaha
― MARY CATHERINE GALLAGHER, Saturday, 3 April 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)
Umm, I saw a nativity seen where Joseph looked like a transvestite.
― Aja (aja), Saturday, 3 April 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)
If by that you mean he wasn't wearing trousers then I believe we saw the same nativity scene.
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 3 April 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)