In This Thread, We Are Preparing to Hunt Vampires

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Okay, I just got a new flashlight & some ash stakes. Who wants to carry the shotgun?

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Friday, 2 April 2004 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll bring the garlic!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 2 April 2004 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I am working on hats that say "fuck vampirez (!!!)" or "VAMP KILLAZ 2004 OMG"

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 2 April 2004 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

can form a general mob instead? because my pitchfork and torch are gathering dust.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 2 April 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Say, what are these "holy wafer" things good for, anyway? I had to meet some really old guy in a church late last night, and he gave me this box of them, telling that "they'd come in handy."

hmm. these instructions on the box are in German. great.

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Friday, 2 April 2004 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I watch the hunt, whilst eating garlic bread? And carrying a daylight SAD box , lead and portable generator?

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Friday, 2 April 2004 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

holy water squirt gun right here!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 2 April 2004 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.blarg.net/~dr_z/Movie_Posters/image/Fearles_Vampire_Killers.jpg

― andy, Friday, 2 April 2004 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"they'd come in handy."

if you ever want a nice, light, sin-absolving snack!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 2 April 2004 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I can steal one of those fish finder deals to use as a coffin echo-location device.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 2 April 2004 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Watch out! Here's another one!

http://www.muppetcentral.com/_images/sesame/count_cape.jpg

― C J (C J), Friday, 2 April 2004 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

also, who's gunna drive this time? I drove last time, and it took like $50 to have the guys at the car wash clean off the hair & blood off the fender. As you all know, we're facing budget cuts this year, and expenses like this can easily get out of hand.

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Friday, 2 April 2004 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't see myself in the mirror! Help!

― andy, Friday, 2 April 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, lemmee see those wafers...

http://www.pischinger.at/upload/4.jpg

OK, they're useless on vampires, but have a tasty chocolate filling.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 2 April 2004 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah, and some international flights might be involved. get your passports up to date.

colin, how do you say "We've come to cap some vampires" in german?

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Friday, 2 April 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't Catherine Deneuve a vampire? No wonder she still looks hot.

― andy, Friday, 2 April 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"Wir wollen die Möpse sehen, wir wollen die Möpse sehen, wir wollen die Möpse, Möpse sehen."

Or something like that.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 2 April 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

also, note that all associated mobs are only allowed wooden pitchforks and what can only be described as "those rake-things".

torches will be available for one and all, upon request.

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Friday, 2 April 2004 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I read a review the other day in Jane's Defense Weekly of the Romanian Army's new mobile stake launcher. Seats 12. Do you want me to call the Bucharest Avis office and see if we can rent one?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 2 April 2004 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, which Jane's? is it Jane's Occult Weekly or Jane's Paranormal Military Quarterly?

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Friday, 2 April 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Being Van Helsing would be like my ultimate dream ever ever ever. it' sucha shame that the film is destiend to be shite.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 2 April 2004 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Kingfish Hypercolor:

Jane's Lycanthropy and Vampirism Quarterly (Europe). Great story about the growth of the Cosa Feratu's infiltration of the blood bank market and how Romania's recent entry into Nato may be exploited by them. The spread on the new silver munitions was hot too.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 2 April 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm. i don't have the latest ish of that. I'll have to go beat my newstand guy for holding out on me again.

also, i've got an order form here for some iced-out, bling bling crosses. who wants one?

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Friday, 2 April 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, does anybody know if vampires would be scared of out da club if a 50-Cent vid came on the monitors?

http://www.icedoutgear.com/images/Men

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Friday, 2 April 2004 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.duncansvillepharmacy.com/img/upload/4278.jpg

― andy, Friday, 2 April 2004 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I have the Holy Super-Soaker 4500.
I'm trying to find my stash of silver nitrate and garlic essence pellets.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 2 April 2004 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"whatsamatta, mr vampire? got a headache?
here, take one of these aspirin.
..

yeah, here, some water will help wash it down."

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Friday, 2 April 2004 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is a bit scary.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 2 April 2004 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Lord Custos' super soaker would seem the most economical answer. Has he never ssen a horror movie? With his ingenuity, we'd be lucky to make a short.

― Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 3 April 2004 07:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.fvza.org/vampires.html

You all have to read up on the science before we hunt...

― DougD, Saturday, 3 April 2004 08:02 (twenty-two years ago)

gear up, y'all, we're heading to brazil...

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

With his ingenuity, we'd be lucky to make a short.
No, it'll be a three hour movie. There alot of bloodsuckers to kill.
Okay guys. I found the silver nitrate...but I can't find my combat boots with the silver crucifixes in the bootsoles. Gimme another 10 minutes to find them...and we'll get in the Drakmobile...and go huntin'

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

we're gunna need a few white roses, too.

not sure why, just will.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

Okay, I got the van gassed-up. Who's ready to go?

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 4 August 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_libel

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 4 August 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

I have a set of huge wooden knitting needles that could double as stakes...

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 4 August 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

no, we have jews in our hunting parting(along with mohammedans and the irish just to be safe), so none of that.

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 4 August 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

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