things men should find sexy but don't

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it had to happen....

1) makeup

2) perfume

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 2 April 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Vaginas.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 2 April 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

menstrating

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 2 April 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I think maybe I'm weird but:
thongs
blondes
aggressively sexual women
sexually aggressive women

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 2 April 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yeah, thongs sticking out of the back of jeans

or asscracks sticking out the back of jeans

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 2 April 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Heels?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 2 April 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i may be in the minority, but LEZZING UP

might be due to the fact that my best friend in highschool was a lesbian and i had to watch just too much of it.

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 2 April 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

most new haircuts

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 2 April 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Shannon Sossanyn (sic?)

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 2 April 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

skinny girls

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 2 April 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

death riders
market value adjustments

― kephm, Friday, 2 April 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Skinny girls and haircuts OTM.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 2 April 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

fake breasts

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 2 April 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

tatoos
and tatoo

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 2 April 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

paris hilton?

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Friday, 2 April 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

praying mantises

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 2 April 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

make-up and perfume OTM. I don't like how heels look per se, but I like how the effect they have on both a woman's gait and her profile, ie her butt sticks out more.

lingerie

― oops (Oops), Friday, 2 April 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't think of anything else, probably because I find almost anything about women sexy.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 2 April 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

including vaginas

― oops (Oops), Friday, 2 April 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

skinny girls, blondes, fake breasts also very OTM.
which is why Pam Anderson does absolutely nothing for me.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 2 April 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

In general I agree, but sometimes Pamela Anderson is VERY VERY sexy. Not always, but sometimes.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 April 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

like when she's on a private boat in the Carribean?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 2 April 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Perfume? Are you serious? The only smell that gives me a 10 foot boner, even without seeing who it's attached to.

― ..., Friday, 2 April 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

the only thing sexy about make-up is watching them put it on, esp lipstick.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 2 April 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't really get all this foot fetish business.

I'm a sucker for a trirt, though. That's a good look.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 2 April 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

That's true Oops. I love it when a woman's looking in the mirror in fact. BUT:

Walks along the beach
Sunsets
Flowers

I find none of these sexy, do you?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 2 April 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Feet should go on the "things men find sexy but shouldn't" thread

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 2 April 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

only if they are accompanied by a hand down the pants, colin

― oops (Oops), Friday, 2 April 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Sunrises are sexier than sunsets.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 2 April 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

morning glory?

― ..., Friday, 2 April 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

What about those stockings rolled up over the knees circa '94? Very Olive Oyl if you ask me. Hmmmm.... they WERE pretty hot, come to think of it.

― andy, Friday, 2 April 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

So was Olive Oyl.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 2 April 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

GAH

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 April 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

rolled up (down?) stalkings reminds me of old russian jewish women with varicose veins

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 2 April 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

more things that just aren't sexy.

toe cleavage

toes that hang over the edge of your sandals or shoes

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 2 April 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

those gladiator sandals with ropes that twist up your calves

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 2 April 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.natashascafe.com/images/photos/sandal3.jpg

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 2 April 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

buff girls

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 2 April 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Those sandals are super foxy. I get weird "Clash of the Titans" fantasies just looking at them.

― andy, Friday, 2 April 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

you know, i don't really care for belly rings (don't think they're bad), but belly chains are super hot

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 2 April 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, ANY facial piercing on a girl BLOWS. The little tiny nose dot thing is acceptable, but lips, eyebrows, all that shit is not sexy at all.

― andy, Friday, 2 April 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I think girls who are naturally blonde are sexy, not not sexy. The rest of them I have no use for.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 2 April 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

manegerial potential

― matthew james (matthew james), Friday, 2 April 2004 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Shouldn't women be posting on this thread? Telling us what to find sexy and such?

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 2 April 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

What is the verdict on the trirt? Is there a thread about it?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 2 April 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh wait, it's probably only called that in the UK.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 2 April 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm talking about when women wear a skirt over jeans or somesuch.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 2 April 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Things men used to find sexy and now just find boring:
belly rings, belly chains, facial/tongue piercings, tattoos (when did the lower-back-tattoo stop being hot, when everyone's sister/mother had one?)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 2 April 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, there are no women here. are we just a bunch of misogynistic dickheads?

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 2 April 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Based solely on that description, the verdict would be "guilty of crimes against fashion"

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 2 April 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

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TS: Thongs vs. Bikini underwear OR Describe Your Underwear of Choice

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 3 April 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I made my feelings clear there too I think.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 3 April 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

RE:
Shouldn't women be posting on this thread? Telling us what to find sexy and such?

-- christhamrin (hamr004...), April 2nd, 2004.

You asked for it;
A Sense of humor
Strong opinions/ even if they don't match yours
Grace
Spirit
The little things that we do everyday
Self confidence/ and knowledge of self worth
The ability to kick your ass

Every thing else is just adornment for the body. Packaging to attract. Mostly it's crappy fads.
Just be happy I didn't recite Maya Angelous' poem Phenomenal Woman. Which I stroghly belive all women should read at least once.

― danielle g. (danielle g.), Saturday, 3 April 2004 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I find all those attractive, except maybe the ass kicking thing.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 3 April 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd guess that most men here do actually.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 3 April 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

little things is quite vague, do you mean like cleaning the shower or tying your shoelaces?

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 3 April 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

rowr.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 3 April 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I really don't like many of those pointy shoes that alot of girls are wearing. I know it's a style but they look kind of freaky.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 3 April 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I think they're going out of style now, Ronan. This was in reponse to your disapproval.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 3 April 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

It's pleasing that even at this age I still carry a great deal of clout in the fashion world

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 3 April 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, I just want to tread on the end of pointy toe shoes.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 3 April 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I consider that a sexual response.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 3 April 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

you must love busy trains

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 3 April 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

What's wrong with skinny girls, anyway? I'm a skinny guy, so it makes sense I guess that I wouldn't be turned off by skinny girls. This is one of the few unfortunate side-effects of the RWHC Movement.

Also, lip liner: EWW. Perms (though I can't remember the last one I saw!)

Nick says:
aggressively sexual women
sexually aggressive women

Aren't these really different, though? #1 can be repulsing, but what's wrong with 2?

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Saturday, 3 April 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Ronan,
All of it, cleaning the shower, tying our shoelaces, holding open doors, buying Sesame snaps for you cause we know ya'like them, a smile on the street, I belive all women carry an amount of sex appeal in the things we do. Just as men have sex appeal in the things you do. Like we know we can open the pickle jar, but it's kind of hot to watch you boy's open it.

― danielle g. (danielle g.), Saturday, 3 April 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

you must love busy trains

It's as if God said "Have one on me".

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 3 April 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not a pickle jar opening sort of guy.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 3 April 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I realised the error as soon as I posted.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 3 April 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree about sexually aggressive women I think, kind of anyway. I just don't like people who talk about sex alot, anyway, male or female. Also it seems such a pretence half the time anyway.

On the other hand I really like very confident girls, but there's a big difference I think.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 3 April 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think I know the difference between aggressively sexual and
sexually aggressive women, but if anything the former sounds better.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 3 April 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

aggressively sexual definitely sounds better because it's phrased like a compliment sort of.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 3 April 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

And one's mouth lingers on the 'sexual'.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 3 April 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I've just cum.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 3 April 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I have no idea if that sentence makes sense or not.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 3 April 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

These threads are so confusing becuase 'should' is generally taken to mean 'supposedly', whereas I tend to think of it more as 'ought to (in a just world)'. Which throws up totally different answers.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 3 April 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Aggressively sexual = being flirty to the point of annoyance in public, rubbing her breasts on you or something equally forward, wearing "really hot" clothes, joking about being "such a slut," etc.

Sexually aggressive = seems confined to the bedroom; i.e. an insatiable lover, confident in what she wants, takes control, that sort of thing...

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Saturday, 3 April 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Nah I reckon aggressively sexual could be a very general description, someone who was particularly outspoken or something, about anything.

sexually aggressive is the first of your descriptions, if you ask me.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 3 April 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

You're wrong, Ronan! (slaps thread with penis)

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Saturday, 3 April 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, that was neither aggressive nor sexual. Resume.

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Saturday, 3 April 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember seeing some scumbag at creamfields watching beverly knight or someone awful and he shouted, "GET THEM OFF YE" referring to her clothes.

That was fairly sexual aggressive but it's a funny phrase. I like to shout it at the builders in college.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 3 April 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Thankfully they don't comply.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 3 April 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Creamfields, heh heh.

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Saturday, 3 April 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know if one should, or ought to find them sexy. But fishnet stockings / tights or those patterned ones with holes in are bloody stupid things. This may be because I don't like fish though. But even so - what's the point?

Those pointy shoes are rubbish too - I fear they could do serious damage if i was ever kicked by them. The sooner they disappear from wardrobes the better.

Thongs deeply OTM. Micro skirts are rubbish. Fake breasts obv.

― Dave B (daveb), Saturday, 3 April 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh I love girls wearing fishnets.....

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 3 April 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that an Irish song?

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 3 April 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

No, the word fishnets is illegal here.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 3 April 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I get some clarification on the lipliner thing? Are you talking about girls who wear dark brown lipliner with pale lipstick or any lipliner at all? Because, like, the point of lipliner is that it's exactly the same colour or as similar as you can get it to your lipstick. It stops the lipstick bleeding which, frankly, I can't believe any men find sexy. The worst is when a woman has Dot Cotton-stlye wrinkles running away from her mouth caused by sucking on fags day in, day out and to see the wrinkles fill up with red is pretty gross. So lipliner has it's place. But if you're talking about the dark brown liner with pale lipstick, then I agree, it looks shocking.

― Subtle Lipliner Girl (Madchen), Saturday, 3 April 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

the skirt and trousers pairing has also been refered to as the nasty sounding "scousers"

The UK is so weird.

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Saturday, 3 April 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Ronan has just been banned in Ireland.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 3 April 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

People have a right to me!

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 3 April 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Ultimately you're bad for us (although you taste soooo good).

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 3 April 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

If you don't like me, DON'T WORK IN A PLACE WHERE I'LL BE.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 3 April 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I *do* like you. That's the problem.

I'm going to have to go outside to have apiece from now on...

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 3 April 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

You brazen jezebel.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 3 April 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

*swoons*

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 3 April 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Madchen OTM about lipliner. If you're using it correctly, no one can tell your wearing it.

I like fishnet tights, but I generally don't wear them to be sexy for men.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 3 April 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Men wearing them, however, are as good as gold.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 3 April 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

all these thread titles confuse me

what are we talking about here?

― amateur!st (amateurist), Saturday, 3 April 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I was wondering that myself. Most of these questions are just nonsense. I like licking women's assholes. It's sexy.

― Talcynuts (Bryan), Saturday, 3 April 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Lip-liner is as classic/dud as the lady wearing it. Lip-liner + no lipstick + my wife's lips = SWOON.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 3 April 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

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