Bush's Washington state headquarters for re-election burglarized

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"State Republican Party Chairman Chris Vance called it a 'Watergate-style break in' and said he suspects Democrats are behind it.

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'To me there is some scary stuff going on from liberal radicals whose Bush hatred is out of control,' Vance said.

― New Free liberal Radical, Friday, 1 October 2004 19:17 (twenty years ago)

what

the

fuck

― kephm (kephm), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:31 (twenty years ago)

I love the word 'burglarized'.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Hamburglarized. Krustyburglarized.

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:39 (twenty years ago)

http://www.highhalstowcc.ndo.co.uk/profiles/pics/hamburglar.gif

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??????

(xpost DAMMIT RICKEY)

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:39 (twenty years ago)

hell in a fucking handbasket

― kephm (kephm), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:39 (twenty years ago)

I love the word "martinizing." Especially when it only takes an hour.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:40 (twenty years ago)

Finlandizing is another good one.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:41 (twenty years ago)

I love the word "martinizing." Especially when it only takes an hour.

SKIDMORE TO THREAD

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:43 (twenty years ago)

Sounds Rovian, actually. I just got done reading Bush's Brain, and it provides convincing evidence that he bugged his own office.

― k3rry (dymaxia), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:43 (twenty years ago)

VOTE FOR SECURITY, VOTE REPUBLICAN

VOTE FOR MARTINIZING

VOTE FOR MARTINIS!

― 292929292929292929, Friday, 1 October 2004 19:44 (twenty years ago)

Phil Parlock seen leaving the scene with beautiful 3-year-old blonde daughter in tow...

― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:46 (twenty years ago)

MOUNT SAINT HELENS FOR GOVERNOR!

― 292929292929292929, Friday, 1 October 2004 19:46 (twenty years ago)

FUCK DONKEYS. FUCK ELEPHANTS. FUCK NADERWAHLS.

VOTE MAGMA!!!!

― 292929292929292929, Friday, 1 October 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago)

http://xplzg.myrice.com/weapons/G3%20SG-1%20Sniper%20Rifle%20max.jpg

― kephm (kephm), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:48 (twenty years ago)

Did they use a rock to break into the Watergate Hotel?

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 1 October 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha I was gonna say. WTF is Watergate-esque about this?!?!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 1 October 2004 20:12 (twenty years ago)

The melodrama and exaggeration are a bit....suspicious.

― k3rry (dymaxia), Friday, 1 October 2004 20:17 (twenty years ago)

Especially since they lost *nothing of value at all*. The charges about revealing their strategy are way trumped up.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Friday, 1 October 2004 20:18 (twenty years ago)

Am I the only one who doesn't think this was the wisest thing to say?

"There was nothing for us to gain by stealing those computers. Their secret plan isn't so secret."

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 1 October 2004 20:19 (twenty years ago)

the phrase "liberal radicals" makes my brain hurt

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Friday, 1 October 2004 20:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.corporateartists.com/images/elaineboosler.jpg
I dint do it.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 1 October 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago)

x-post

Well, if the Republicans in question were indeed stupid enough to think they're not-so-secret plan was secret, then that quote is just telling it like it is.

but Gold Teeth and k3rry OTM. Sounds more like a cheap excuse to publicize the Washington state Republicans on the Washington state Republicans' part. I hope the mild wave of shrugs and laughing was worth the hundreds of dollars to break their own windows for.

― 292929292929292929, Friday, 1 October 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago)

("their", sorry)

― 292929292929292929, Friday, 1 October 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago)

Of course, this will all be really funny if those computers just happen to contain lots of kiddie buttporn on them or something.

― 292929292929292929, Friday, 1 October 2004 20:28 (twenty years ago)

There has to be a way to connect this to Mt. St. Helens erupting.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 1 October 2004 20:41 (twenty years ago)

I already said I'm voting for Mt. St. Helens for governor, sucka.

― 292929292929292929, Friday, 1 October 2004 20:44 (twenty years ago)

But I don't read your posts.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 1 October 2004 20:45 (twenty years ago)

Je ne vous connais même pas.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 1 October 2004 20:46 (twenty years ago)

Obviously whatever super-villain broke into the headquarters lives inside Mt. St. Helens. Analysys of the rock used will show that it is pumice stone which could only come from Mount St. Helens. Now we need to figure out why the villain wants these computers...

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 1 October 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago)

(awww man, am i being too noisedude for you, na?)

Mt. St. Helens is barely Washington State anyway.. Oregon should just annex that fuckin magmating pile of gases and rock and call it Mount Saint Beaver or some shit like that.

― 292929292929292929, Friday, 1 October 2004 20:52 (twenty years ago)

I don't even know who you are. Really, I don't.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 1 October 2004 20:53 (twenty years ago)

you 2929s look slanty, though.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 1 October 2004 20:55 (twenty years ago)

I'm 2929292929292929292929's doppelganger.

I thought annoying anonymity was the nu ilx way.

― 9292929292929292929292, Friday, 1 October 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago)

The day I trust Chris Vance is the day that I should be euthanized.

― Joshua Houk (chascarrillo), Saturday, 2 October 2004 03:07 (twenty years ago)

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