Someone else's girlfriend offering to give you a handjob when she can't be bothered to have sex with you: classic or CLASSIQUE?

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The answer is clear.

― Skottie, Saturday, 3 April 2004 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

No, the message is perfectly simple, and the meaning is clear.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 3 April 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Zoinks, who's had a long week and not enough handjobs?

― Skottie, Saturday, 3 April 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

The Holy Ghost offering to give you a handjob when the Virgin Mary can't be bothered to have sex with you C/D

― Dadaismus (Dada), Saturday, 3 April 2004 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

If you get a hj it is the work of the holy ghost;
sing hosannas to His name while your little man spits fire

― de, Saturday, 3 April 2004 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

No, the message is perfectly simple, and the meaning is clear.

... don't ever stray too far, and don't disappear, no don't disappear....

Dammit Ned, now I feel like listening to that song. "Be near me, be neaaar...."

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 3 April 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

The message may be clear, but the massage is veeeery complex. aw yes.

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 3 April 2004 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)

After the tone, feel free to leave a voice massage.

― Skottie, Saturday, 3 April 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

How do you say "I HATE YOU"
to an Answering Machiinnnnnneeeee

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Saturday, 3 April 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

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