Jesus:Classic or Dud?

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It had to happen

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Saturday, 3 April 2004 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

ah he was alright i guess

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 3 April 2004 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

both at the same time

― A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 3 April 2004 07:12 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nd.edu/~cvo/asspic/jesus.jpg

he looks pretty damn classic to me

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 3 April 2004 07:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Mum's a virgin, dad's a chippy
Any wonder he's a hippy?

― Ed (dali), Saturday, 3 April 2004 07:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus: The Classic Dude.

― Jesus (Chris Piuma), Saturday, 3 April 2004 09:19 (twenty-two years ago)

He was poor and his girlfriend was Mary Magdollyn.(sp)

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 3 April 2004 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i have my days

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 3 April 2004 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

as what? Jesus?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 3 April 2004 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus in Furs.

― Momus (Momus), Saturday, 3 April 2004 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, that again. I haven't looked at that yet.

Later on I will be playing basketball on a Catholic school girls' team.

Right now, I'm listening to "Lost in the Supermarket" by the Clash.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 3 April 2004 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Shiny shiny, shiny cross of leather.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 3 April 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i bet prince's cross was a leather cross

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 3 April 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

it was probably hot pink too

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 3 April 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

See, now I'm envisioning what the ultimate eighties tour should have been like.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 3 April 2004 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

MONSTERS OF MESSIANISM - PRINCE, MADONNA, MICHAEL JACKSON, JESUS

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 3 April 2004 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus was only the opener? Makes sense I guess.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 3 April 2004 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

He had one hell of an encore though

― de, Saturday, 3 April 2004 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus is way cool, but some of his fans are not.

― earlnash, Saturday, 3 April 2004 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

OVERRATED. YES I'M TALKING THE 'HISTORICAL' JESUS AS WELL.

― latebloomer: the Clonus Horror (latebloomer), Saturday, 9 July 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

I GUESS YOU THINK CONFUCIOUS IS OVERRATED AS WELL?

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 9 July 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

YESSSSS

― latebloomer: the Clonus Horror (latebloomer), Saturday, 9 July 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

YOU WILL END UP SMOKING POT AND READING NEITZSCHE

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 9 July 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

Confucius was a billion times brighter than Jesus. Also, Fuck Slave Morality.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Saturday, 9 July 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

He brought mans back from the dead, for fuck's sake, what else do you want him to do?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 9 July 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

I want him to not suck the post-Roman Empire's cock.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Saturday, 9 July 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Classic in the humanistic fairy tale sense, Dud all other ways. Religion is dangerous bullshit, humanity isn't inherently flawed any more than nature is, doesn't need to be saved by messiahs, we're responsible for making and fixing our own problems.

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Saturday, 9 July 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

He's consistently underperformed since about 40AD. I would not give him a pay raise.

― the man (of "keeps you down" fame) (mike h.), Sunday, 10 July 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

Constantly pushing his workload off onto peers...very bad for office morale.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 10 July 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

clud.
dassic.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 July 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

Does this thread specify which Jesus? There's like, millions out there.
I can't figure out which one we're meant to consider.
The only one I know, a guy I played football with in Toledo, was pretty classic.

― Masked Gazza, Sunday, 10 July 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

Goddamn I was drunk and ornery last night. I was right about Confucius tho.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Sunday, 10 July 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

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