ILE: What The Fuck Is Going On?

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Er, yes, apologies for the crass title...

As nobody has noticed, I have been away for almost two weeks, and it would probably take more than a month to read what you people have been posting, so I would like a synopsis, please, of all the exciting wordmithery that has been spewing forth from your lovely keyboards and onto computer screens around the world.

Get to it.

― emil.y, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dunedin Invasion! London posters unable to resist Antipodean post- flood! Disarray! Two day long greenspun crash! Smut! Gossip! Hundreds of threads about comics, hooray! Breakfast!

― Tom, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(Deep breath)

I joined.Then I chatted to Pete about French movies. ILErs raised £1800 for charity. Dunedin took over the world. Hanley took over other people's posts. NY Ally RAGED about stuff. We discovered what 'badger growling' meant . It wasn't pretty. We talked about who liked who. And who didn't like who. We all decided we liked Amelie. Even Pete. We got in each other's pants (see 'underwear' thread). We got a little bit down, and we cheered each other up. Then we all set the world to rights. We concluded we should run the world. Because we'd make a better hash of it. Even with the Pinefox aboard ;-)

*phew*

Anything I've left out?

― Will, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

By bloody brother now has his own fanclub.

― DG, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Some of us decided to write novels. I posted a question on Skiddoo's, no one likes them. We all found out how geeXor, how PunXor and how GothXor we are. Anthony asked us to name his pet. I asked a question about the worst films (I should have said in your subjective opinion, what films are really bad). We all got accused of being hippies. And Dr Dre said..."nothing you idiot, Dr Dre's dead he's locked up in my basement ha ha"

― james, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

we all had a polyamorous tryst with shayne carter. or at least me and hamish and menelaus did anyway.

AND I GOT THE STATS COCK REAL HARD...

― di, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Full running commentary on The Events Of 11th November over several threads.

― Madchen, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Shit. September.

― Madchen, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Madchendamus!! BURN THE WITCH!

― Tom, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I R afriving on boards. I R fatnick the much better younger brother of DG!

― I R arriving!, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i finally started posting (less lurking = good), and I'm still asking the same question "What the Fuck Is Going On?". sometimes i'm completely lost with these threads -- still i quite like it.

comics and ham

― Alan Trewartha, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i found out that people can only answer naming questions for fuzzy animals.

― anthonyeaston, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I answered you anthony! I do think "Hanle y" is a fine name for a pet -- if I ever get another cat that's what I will name it.

― Nicole, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

a lame name counts not

― anthonyeaston, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How about Sebastian, then?

I don't think Hanle y is a lame name. :-(

― Nicole, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

but i thought you and david wanted to keep mike as your boytoy anthony? shouldnt you therefore love his name?

(and mr. pemberton = classic name for non-human animals.)

― jess, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mike is common , and mr pemeberton sounds like a pedophile

― anthonyeaston, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Xander Salamander?

― Nicole, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That sounds like a T. Rex song title though, nevermind.

― Nicole, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I began to slowly and insidiously infiltrate posts and make a concerted effort to conquer the stats cock.

welcome back, it wont take long to get used to the new world order led by proud dunedinites :)

― Menelaus (I AM DUNEDIN) Darcy, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and i grossed out jess by metnioning butt mucous.

― Geoff, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mike y hanle y recorded a song about ile which is on his mp3 page. i heartily recommend you to listen to it, emil y

― di, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I popped up (first typed "pooped up").

― helen fordsdale, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and gale reappeared after being abducted by aliens.

― Geoff, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

twenty-three years pass...

reading ILE

― Minty Gum (Latham Green), Friday, 29 August 2025 19:24 (seven months ago)

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