The Definition of Insanity, and Do You Qualify?

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OK, the definition I've heard is: doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results, = insanity.

I qualify on so many counts, but one of them is parking on Magazine Street (a very narrow street) and expecting that no one will clip and break off my side-view mirror. It happens virtually EVERY FUCKING TIME.

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I play Yahtzee like a madman.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmmm...'ite.

*short burst of mad laughter*

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I play Yahtzee like a madman.

What results do you keep expecting? Victory? Entertainment? Sexual conquest? (Just trying to get a sense of your level of insanity.)

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Yahtzee is the assiest game in the history of ass games.

― Skottie, Monday, 5 April 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"ass games"?!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i do believe i've seen that movie.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Yahtzee is the assiest game in the history of ass games.
I'm told that my now-buttoned-down-conservative, 30-year-old cousin, when he was six, went to the emergency room after sticking a chess piece up his ass. (Why he did this, I care not to speculate about).

Thus, no offense Skottie, but in my mind, chess is the assiest game in the history of ass. Perhaps we should agree to disagree.

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

The Yahtzee thing was just about die-rolling :) The same thing over and over again, but you'd be crazy not to expect different results.

(I was being a smartass.)

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Tep: oh, now I get it. A-ha ... ha .. heh.

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't say I was being a funny smartass!

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think anyone accused you of being funny, Tep!

― jewelly (jewelly), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

[blacakdder] oh I got it, I just didnt think it was *funny*. [/blackadder]

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

does refreshing the new answers page count?

― scissors (Honda), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

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