If you want to end up with Shakira type hair, whereas the black streaks are underneath.. what's the best approach to take?
― Savannah, Monday, 5 April 2004 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)
my old english teacher used to use that movie to explain the classic comedy form to us!
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 5 April 2004 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)
At this point I'm waiting for the inevitable posts asking Kanye for hair advice.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 April 2004 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)
This is a x-xpost, but when we're dealing with something this crucial, we can't be too cautious:Dear Savannah,
By the way, I love your town. Charleston also nice, but Savannah. Oh, my. But I don't have to tell you about that, now do I?
But anyway, back to your hair issue:
First of all, NOW is the time to talk to your kids about drugs and oral sex. Where to find them, how to do it, etc. If you wait, they'll just learn about it on the street.
Second, of course we'll fix your car. You need to call the office of your U.S. Senator and arrange everything with his chief of staff. They're very busy, but they have to take your call, so don't take no for an answer. Take yes for an answer. At worst take a consolation prize in cash or merchandise valued at over $500.
Third, are you a policeman? Because most policemen drive Crown Vics. We know this. Do not try to hide your true identity.
Fourth, in order to have your ride pimped, you must agree to the subcranial microchip implantation for yourself as well as your infernal progeny. Will you agree to this?
Thank you for your consideration of our generous offers and shit.
― Skottie, Monday, 5 April 2004 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)