1) armpits - I didn't even realize I had this fetish until a few years ago when I got a computer and started looking at porn. After a while it's like "yeah another big cock, bfd" but when I see armpit hair bushing out from under a big bicep, it's just...[voice trails off]... excuse me a moment.
OK, I'm back!
2) hairy chests
3) smooth chests - OK yeah, pretty much ANY muscular chest, as long as it isn't shaved. For god's sake, if it started out hairy, just leave it that way!
4) jock straps - dude! it's like, totally self-explanatory, right?
5) military guys - *sigh* what is it about military guys? That combination of cockiness, but knowing when to submit to authority? And a lot of 'em seem genuine in their desire to do something for the country. I respect that, even if I'm too much of a cynical motherfucker to buy it myself. Oh, and the hot bodies don't hurt either.
6) tattoos - I'm starting to notice that EVERY hot guy at the gym I go to has a tattoo. Hell, the big four-oh is coming up and I need to do SOMETHING crazy. What do you think? Yea? Nay?
7) guys who are built like a football player, but are really big softies (I'm talking PERSONALITY here people - getcher mind outta the gutter)
― chëshy f cät, Monday, 5 April 2004 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)
Continue using that picture at every oppotunity, it is classic.
― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 5 April 2004 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)
Well, like where do I get this hot wax? What kind is for dudes' chests?
― JUAN W (ex machina), Monday, 5 April 2004 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)
Dunno Juan, I'm Australian so the places you can get it are probably different from here although I'd suggest you have a look in a drugstore or something.
― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Monday, 5 April 2004 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)
Actually, I find 6) pretty revolting most of the time, feel nothing at all for 1) or 3) one way or the other, and find the reputed sexiness of 5) pretty overrated at best.
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 5 April 2004 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)
i kinda find chef outfits sexy, but im not sure if any other gay guys do. especially stained with porkfat drippings, tomato sauce, etc.
― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 5 April 2004 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)
I tried to work out whether i like hulking big guys or cute little guys and then realised that I was trying to answer a trick question.
As Ja Rule would say though: IT - MUST - BE THE ASS!!!!
― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 5 April 2004 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)
is it that you find chest hair in general nasty? or is there something specifically nasty about your chest hair?
― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 5 April 2004 06:24 (twenty-one years ago)
Mine is just scraggly looking. I have a few moles on me and I'm very thin and pale. I would look better without it.
― Lil' Won Jilliams (ex machina), Monday, 5 April 2004 06:26 (twenty-one years ago)
dudes! you're supposed to contribute more ideas. Surely there's more than 7 possible sexy things about guys.
The chef thing was good.
http://www.oafe.net/shocka/art/mupkit2.jpg
― cfc, Monday, 5 April 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)