"hard cider" c/d?

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normally i wouldn't bother with the stuff (wow, makes you fat, doesn't really get you drunk fast enough, and tastes like "off" apple juice) but when the landlord was moving the old fridge out of the garage this week, they found 60 BOTTLES of it inside and let us keep it. so now i like it. because it's free.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i am coming to visit you sir.

Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i should throw a house party

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

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strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

if the cider gets drab, mix it with lager. 50/50

kephm, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I'm not a big fan but fuck it, free booze is free booze.

Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah i mean the other shit they found in there was like coorzzzzz and i'm not THAT much of a drunk yet

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

60 bottles? 40 oz? how long til you get through them...place bets here.

mullygrubber (gaz), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I totally didn't see that r.

I like cider, but I grew up in an orchard town where everyone had "homemade hard cider" that was lightweight enough that kids could drink it. I guess I can't really imagine not liking it, but I don't seek it out, either.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

60 bottles @ 12 oz. each

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

so, thursday, approx. 4 pm

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

non stop?

mullygrubber (gaz), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

well i gotta sleep sometime

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

From my experience it's mostly hard on the stomach and the head.

spittle (spittle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

When it's really really dry and chilled, I think it's great. You can usually only get the really dry stuff in England. In the US it always seems to sweet. Then dud.

Skottie, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess, does it have bits in? If so I'm flying over, and whatever you do, don't mix it with the lager.

chris (chris), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 07:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Cider is minging and evil and the only alcoholic drink I will not touch under any circumstances.

I heard that American cider is generally-speaking non-alcoholic (possibly hence the 'hard' cider) - is this true?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

In America, everything is different, yet the same

chris (chris), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

my g/f drinks cider. i think it's vile.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

but yes, i would be pleased if i got 60 free bottles.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I really hate cider, and erm....well it has some nasty side effects we'll say.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you really call it 'hard cider'?

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah the names are embarrassing but I guess it's more PC than Bitch Drinks. In Canada we have "Hard Lemonade". WTF why don't they just be done with it and call it Teenage Mutant Ninja Beverage.

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LC, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Jess, does it have bits in? If so I'm flying over, and whatever you do, don't mix it with the lager.

the hard cider over here doesnt have bits in it. it does have about a pound of sugar in every bottle so it is best mixed with lager, unless you want your teeth to rot out

kephm, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hard" cider differentiates from, yeah, cider -- which isn't alcoholic -- which was useful when alcoholic cider was a rare thing most Americans hadn't heard of. Regular cider is apple juice that hasn't been clarified or processed (except these days, most states require you to pasteurize it) -- the cloudy stuff.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

In the US, cider usually just means apple juice, often less processed, however, than what is sold as just apple juice. So hard cider is fermented. But as has been said above, it's almost always intolerably sweet.

Although I've gone on record as liking hard cider, esp. some of the ones you can get in Britain that are relatively dry, I will say that if you drink more than two, well, just don't drink more than two.

Skottie, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

whoops.

Skottie, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I can highly recommend (again) Waitrose's own label vintage perry - 7.2% and only about one twenty a bottle

chris (chris), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I like teh cider! Woodchuck cider is stronger than most domestic American beers, and for some reason the taste is deceitful and thus I'll drink an entire pitcher of it in the amount of time I would drink a pint of beer and get that "whoops I'm wasted all of a sudden!" thing.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

ugh, dude i dunno if i can do this anymore...

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

ugh....so full of apple...

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

You can cook with it, man. Ribs, barbecue, basically anything pork.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 9 April 2004 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm on the last bottle...i feel...odd...

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

What about chicken, Tep? Stir-frying with some kind of cider (instead of teriyaki or something) sounds good

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 9 April 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

man i am not drunk AT ALL

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Chicken would probably be good too! I've only used it with pork -- substitute it for beer in bbq/roast recipes, reduce it down for pork chops or whatever, especially with onions and/or mustard, that kind of thing. Once in awhile I have to find ways to flavor stuff up without adding "spice," and that's one of the ways I've done it.

The last bottle? You went through 20 bottles a day?

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 9 April 2004 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

god no wonder i'm a fat drunk

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I am drinking Schlitz and eating an apple.

christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 9 April 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

it's quite insidious

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 9 April 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
i inherited more cider

i wonder if this is gonna turn out to be some summer thing

strng hlkngtn, Monday, 16 May 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)

Wots the alkyhol % per vol on those things?

I drink Strongbow Drys on occasion, which I think is about 5 or 6%, but yeah boy howdy does it give me a shitawful hangover. And all that fizz bloats me up bigger than that bloated kid in Willy Wonka.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 16 May 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

5 or 6% i think. 7 or 8 of them and i am three sheets. which i am now.

strng hlkngtn, Monday, 16 May 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

Woo!

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 16 May 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

indeed.

strng hlkngtn, Monday, 16 May 2005 02:09 (twenty years ago)

A cold Strongbow on a hot day is a thing of beauty.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 21 May 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

this shit is the devil

strng hlkngtn, Saturday, 21 May 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

A cider inheritance...hmmm.

Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Saturday, 21 May 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

having that man as my father finally pays off

strng hlkngtn, Saturday, 21 May 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

christ i am so bored at work and my HEAD IS POUNDING

strng hlkngtn, Saturday, 21 May 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

If only you had the cider.

Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Saturday, 21 May 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

b-but the cider* CAUSED the pain

*actually vodka

strng hlkngtn, Saturday, 21 May 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

There is no problem that more alcohol cannot solve.

Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Saturday, 21 May 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

HOMER SIMSPON TO THREAD

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 21 May 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

SIMPSON, EVEN.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 21 May 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...
ugh god this shit is vile. why did i do that last night???

boo berry (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 30 September 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

Ace Hard Ciders are yumm-o.

milo z, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:48 (seventeen years ago)

If you've never been pissed on cheap British cider, you'll never understand British punk.

Soukesian, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

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Ed, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

I really hate cider, and erm....well it has some nasty side effects we'll say.
-- Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, April 6, 2004 5:35 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

Back in high school, a friend had nasty side effects in my bathroom for about two hours after drinking a sixer of Woodchuck.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 25 July 2008 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

I've never gotten drunk on a proper hard cider - is the next day as bad as it is with malted cider/crap (Smirnoff/Mike's Hard Lemonade/etc.)?

milo z, Friday, 25 July 2008 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

Contains lots of fruit acid, so there's bleeding gums and sensitive teeth to contend with. Also, still-drunk, not-real, can't remember zombiness.

Soukesian, Friday, 25 July 2008 20:07 (seventeen years ago)

Strongbow is good stuff but I prefer

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Michael White, Friday, 25 July 2008 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

I'm in the UK, so this concept of "hard cider" is a new one on me, but this seemed to be the best cider thread I could find so...

What ciders do folks like and recommend? I'm not a fan of Magner/Bulmers in general. I used to like Kopparberg, but then tried some other types and have now really gone off its overriding sweetness.

Ones that I've enjoyed recently include...

- Henry Westons 2010 Vintage 8.2%
- Thatchers Vintage Of 2010 7.4%
- Aspall Dry Premier Cru 7%

I'd like to work my way through the better UK supermarket available offerings over the course of the next few weeks, so pointers are welcome.

Thanks.

krakow, Sunday, 24 April 2011 12:45 (fourteen years ago)

Are you in Glasgow Krakow?

If you are and can get yourself to the Southside, the Clockwork Beer Co on Cathcart Road do a Weston's vintage on draught that's very nice, but will knock you sideways after 3/4.

scotstvo, Sunday, 24 April 2011 13:04 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks scotstvo! I am indeed in Glasgow, so will have to check that out. I've heard plenty of good things about the Clockwork before, but have never been myself, yet.

krakow, Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

Wondering about starting a 'Cider S/D' thread to more suit my purposes and UK-centric status...

krakow, Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:57 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know the name of the stuff they served me when I was in Somerset, it was from a cask, but basically if yr west I recommend anything you find in some middle-of-fuckin-nowhere town that comes from a cask cause that shit was A+++

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 24 April 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

Did it have chunks of apple still in it?

krakow, Sunday, 24 April 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

no, but it tasted of very fresh apples, and the fellow at the bar told me "if you have about four of these it makes your legs wobbly"

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 24 April 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

I bet.

krakow, Sunday, 24 April 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

Scrumpy, no?

The best cider is flat, apparently. I spent last summer drinking a vast amount of Asturian cider in Spain. Flat in the bottle, but aerated by pouring a small amount into a glass from a great height. Delicious, if you can get it into the glass.

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scotstvo, Sunday, 24 April 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

From the Westcountry, so was raised on the stuff. I like Westons Organic if you want something sweet-ish but nowhere near as sweet as Kopparberg or Brothers - there seem to be a few like these that are like pear drop alcopops or something rather than actual cider. There's some orange stuff they serve at one of my old local pubs - can't even remember the name, maybe Cheddar Valley? - that was rough as hell yet strangely addictive.

In the US it is indeed 'hard cider' - there's one called Samuel Smith organic that's not bad, it's apparently British but I don't think I've seen it down south. Hardly anything else decent in the pubs, maybe you'll find Blackthorns here and Magners but I'm not fussed about them.

Not the real Village People, Monday, 25 April 2011 07:02 (fourteen years ago)

can't front on a Cider S/D tip, obviously good shit is better than bad but hey it's about getting drunk not being some food critic-esque fanny

A Zed and Two Nults (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 April 2011 08:12 (fourteen years ago)

"food critic-esque fanny" is my middle name. :-)

krakow, Monday, 25 April 2011 08:26 (fourteen years ago)

Cheddar Valley is the most violently orange one on popular sale, yes. xpost

Cider needs to be bought from farms in old fertiliser containers - if you're paying more then £7 a gallon, you're paying too much. As far as pubs go, Blackthorn with a slice of lemon.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Monday, 25 April 2011 09:00 (fourteen years ago)

Cider's become a bit of a thing here, I always drank it as I never really got into beer and its a good substitute at the pub, but bars never sold it. Til recently, now there is all this fancy gourmet stuff like Kopparbergs and Reyorkjerersomething (too sweet ugh) and even Magners/Bulmers I find too sweet now. I like my cider strong, dry and sour. Local applegrower/cidermakers Henrys of Harcourt make an excellent dry in a longneck but it's terribly pricey. I dont mind Strongbow to be honest if all I'm doing is knocking back a sixpack.

Concubine Tree (Trayce), Monday, 25 April 2011 09:18 (fourteen years ago)

Oh and I dont mind some perrys either but they can be a bit soft and sweet for my liking.

Concubine Tree (Trayce), Monday, 25 April 2011 09:22 (fourteen years ago)

Rekorderlig is the other Swedish 'premium' cider and is again incredibly sweet and comes in a variety of fruity flavours (strawberry & lime etc).

I had a cider (I think it was some kind of Devon cider) down in London at Cafe OTO that was so incredibly tart it was almost vinegary and at first I wondered if it was off, but was actually really nicely interesting and refreshing for it.

food critic-esque fanny (krakow), Monday, 25 April 2011 09:43 (fourteen years ago)

Confession: I never really liked real cider, or even Strongbow etc, but I would drink all these pear-drop alcopops.

The first time I drank Kopparberg, it was something like 7% (it's now 4.5% iirc, supposedly something to do with import tax bands) and just as sweet and non-alcoholic-tasting as it is now. Drank several, tried to get down from my barstool, hilarity ensued, etc etc. Good times!

(This is just the sort of conversation I roll my eyes at listening to teenagers have on the bus. Sorry all.)

dimension hatris (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 25 April 2011 10:34 (fourteen years ago)

Rekorderlig thats the one - yeah they do all those weird fruit ciders ugh. No thanks. I've had a few hardcore scrumpys from a boutique shop nearby and one was utterly undrnkable. It was about 14%, and it tasted like vinegar paint stripper. I mean I like my booze sour but that was just stupid.

Concubine Tree (Trayce), Monday, 25 April 2011 11:05 (fourteen years ago)

warm scrumpy is generally rank. Biddenden's is a good drink if u like to party. There used to be one called maybe Addlestone's? that u could get on tap in some pubs, it took half an hour to pull a pint cos it used to just ooze out of the tap, it wd take u where u wanted to go without fucking about

A Zed and Two Nults (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 April 2011 11:09 (fourteen years ago)

I was curious how UK strongy is diff to Aus ones. Darker, tastes a bit more bold. From the tap at least. Also, omg white lightning! Holy crap what is that shit.

Concubine Tree (Trayce), Monday, 25 April 2011 11:11 (fourteen years ago)

Is that the one I'm thinking of? Large plastic bottle cider from like Tescos. Horrid.

Concubine Tree (Trayce), Monday, 25 April 2011 11:11 (fourteen years ago)

it's essentially car battery acid. i'll admit i had a phase. Pato hates Strongbow big time but has he tried our verzh?

A Zed and Two Nults (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 April 2011 11:12 (fourteen years ago)

best way to drink stuff like White Lightning is one part battery acid to one part ice. on no account should u mix it with Special Brew to form Snakebite of Death

A Zed and Two Nults (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 April 2011 11:13 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah honestly UK Strongbow is decent pub draught. Nothing like the crap here.

Concubine Tree (Trayce), Monday, 25 April 2011 11:13 (fourteen years ago)

My dad used to make snakebite out of Ice Dragon and Tennents Super.

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Monday, 25 April 2011 11:21 (fourteen years ago)

lol yes been there too. also MD 20/20 and that Barley Wine shit

A Zed and Two Nults (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 April 2011 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

Henry Westons Vintage stuff is grand & my personal favourite so far - I'm stockpiling that while it's cheap at a couple of local supermarkets.

food critic-esque fanny (krakow), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 09:22 (fourteen years ago)

Cider, and only cider, makes my left arm and chest ache. Anyone else? No? Carry on.

ljubljana, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

...it gives you angina!? o_0

Concubine Tree (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 04:09 (fourteen years ago)

Just googled the symptoms and yes, everything except the 'squeezing' feeling. Hysterical angina. Angina cidra.

ljubljana, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 11:05 (fourteen years ago)

My guess is its bad reflux? Cider's pretty acidic.

Concubine Tree (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 11:29 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, that might be it - although I never get reflux from anything else, no matter how acidic. I've just remembered that I also got the same effect once from fermented elderberry champagne stuff - homemade booze someone brought to a hen weekend.

ljubljana, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 11:31 (fourteen years ago)

six years pass...

I had gone through a couple of big cider kicks—the summer of 2009, for example—but have mainly been various degrees of beer snob or beer prole since then. This summer, however, I seem to drink nothing but cider. Beer now seems to have a disgusting compost flavour that leaves a film on my mouth and makes me want to retch. Cider is clean like Perrier compared to all the disgusting IPAs and yeasty vile saisons and blanches I usually drink. Cider is uncomplicated, admittedly it's sweet but it doesn't have that toxic diesel hop flavour that beers have to mask their own sweetness, which probably means it's about the same amount of sweetness really.

I also don't seem to get so totally rat-arsed as I sometimes do on strong fancy beers. Cider is even and steady. I drink quite a lot of them but I feel more lucid and patient somehow. Is all the hops and malts and that in beer contributing to the intoxication somehow? I've sometimes felt a bit psychedelic from certain types of hops in strong beers...

But does this really mean I'm part of that luminary group of habitual drinkers who are just really hardcore and switch to strong cider because it's a more efficient delivery mechanism?

fields of salmon, Sunday, 16 July 2017 04:02 (eight years ago)

Is all the hops and malts and that in beer contributing to the intoxication somehow?

no

call all destroyer, Sunday, 16 July 2017 04:19 (eight years ago)


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