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Describe him/her.

― LC, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.freakytrigger.co.uk/pictures/fatman.jpg

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

... hooray for Samuel Smith!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Mine just got busted for selling red diesel. I don't mind though cause I owed him forty quid. That'l be the least of his worries now...

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.woo.com/rex.jpg
You've not seen me, right?

― man (mark grout), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

my last one (and last as in last, not replaced) was a rich girl who wore designer clothes to cover her trackmarks. it sucks she was fucked up and dealing b/c otherwise she was a pretty fun chick.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

cough

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

You trying to tell us you're holding, Strongo?

― winterland, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

He has the least white-man-dreadlocks white man dreadlocks of anyone I've ever known.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.stringer.it/Stringer%20Photo/images/hashish.jpg

― Maria D., Tuesday, 6 April 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Now he's got his goods on display...

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Feh, that just looks like a load of shite Rocky.

He's a bit worried about having his collar felt by plainclothes. Watch the stress levels of a vital cog in London's machinery go interstellar if he is nicked.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

he has a funny passport photo.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

As you get older I think it's important to make sure your dealer is a somewhat good friend whose esteem you value. If you start going too hard it'll be embarrassing to start hitting him up on weekdays and he'll probably tell you to chill too. I play hockey with my main guy twice a week.

Past greats:

(1995-1998: Weed) P*** the really kind and loving hippie ex-hobo with a son on Fraser and 27th who lived in a dirt-floor cellar with his dog and made beautiful necklaces. He died in 1998 of natural causes.

(1995-1997: Weed) MAX AKA "MAXI-PAD" on Ontario and 8th, the SMUGGEST FUCKING WEED DEALER ON EARTH. He was from Africa and his wife and child were adorable. He was great but he was never home and OMG WAS HE SMUG.

(1999-2002: E) Vivien the spoiled party girl who did it just to meet people and had you eat it out of her bellybutton. It was usually free.

― LC, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

prolly the best one I ever had was the one i dated in Austin. All the uncut pot and coke i could want for free, lots of cash to be spent on me and being known around town as being down with 'the man'.

actually that was kind of bad.

drugs are bad kids, ummkay?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha I love the breakdown!

(97-99: Weed/Shrooms) C**** would deliver to the house. He was a bear of a man who I once saw going into a free 6 pm screening of Saving Private Ryan after having just drank a handle of Jim Beam as he declared "WE'RE GOING TO SEEING RYAN'S PRIVATES!".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Could a mod please disguise the third name? MAX can be left alone though. MAX MAX MAX

― LC, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

And no, not that C****.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

We'll all be asking all the V****'s we know about their bellybutton supply now. That's until the name gets modded.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

btw, you were eating E's out of her bellybutton for FOUR YEARS?

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Not every DAY

― LC, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.phespirit.info/pictures/heroes/images/p003.jpg

that explains everything

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Little Calum

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

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