Nelly Furtado vs Clothed Fondling

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I need to clean my contact lenses, I reckon.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"Great Court Cases Of Our Age"

― winterland, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I once spent so long staring at ILX that I thought the room was full of smoke. I started to panic and then realized that my contacts had congealed on the surface of my eyes.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

say what you want about clothed fondling, you are powerless, like a bird, with the lights turned out

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

nelly furtado is nearly as annoying as nellie mckay

or more annoying, i can't decide

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha, you haven't heard Amy Winehouse yet

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

well i was going with the "nelly/ie" theme

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

DO YOU SEE

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"She knows Music, I know Music.."

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Nelly Furtado is underrated. But Clothed Fondling wins.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Holy shit I've clothedly fondled & been fondled while listening to Nelly Furtado my self-respect ends.........now.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Hopefully Nelly was saying "Oh Nickalicious, I just love your jazzy ways" as you were clothedly fondling her. More people should quote Slick Rick during sex.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

he loves it when they call him big poppa

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

If it actually had been with Nelly Furtado that woulda been another thing entirely.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

My soul would've collapsed instantaneously the moment finger touched t-shirted flesh.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i would have hoped you would have vomited immediately

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

strongo hulkington, will you have my retarded babies?

― Kathy McGinty (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Excuse me darling but would you mind if I
Shit on motherf**kers and I tell them who the f**k I am
My name is Rick, but now you know who's rulin it
Pump the world and the DJ put the fuel in it
Come ride the dick and if you wanna know what is the word
Who write the baddest raps you and your boys have ever heard
I eat you up and give your girl a bowl of Puppy Chow
You understand alright? Hello! I'm tryin to tell you now
Who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls
This one the DJ calls... lick the balls!

― winterland, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Who says romance is dead??????

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

is that from that afroman song?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Is he called rick?

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never seen you looking more beautiful darling..have i ever told you;
You got it goin’ on"
Now my mouth start foamin’
The lights dim we’re kissin’ and my hands start roamin’ in her
drawers
(girl) stop!
Knew she was joking
Cause I ain’t even f**k her and her pussy was soaking wet!
Already had her tit out
If I play my cards right, f**k her dead in the hole she shit out

― winterland, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.grammy.com/images/features/numan03.jpg
I revive you revive...

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 15 April 2004 09:31 (twenty-one years ago)

What does it mean when you look at 'New Answers' and read 'Ned Raggett'?

― de, Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Cataracts?

― winterland, Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

It means your third eye has finally awakened from a lifelong slumber. Welcome to the world of extra-dimensional perception.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

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