Most Unlikely Person You've Ever Snogged In A Dream

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O cursed subconscious!

― Tom, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Margaret Atwood.
We flew over the tree tops and made love in a shaded glade.

― anthony, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Erm... Damien Hirst? But that's not very unlikely for me.

When I was a teenage, I had a dream where I had sex with Ian Curtis. The best part was, in the dream, my mum walked in and Ian threw the used condom at her. It was really bizarre.

I don't know if you all needed to know that...

― masonic boom, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I know have images of Ian Anderson giving Maggie Atwood a shagging.
I woke up David with my gut splitting laughter because of this image.

― anthony, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I could have sworn that Stevie T had an answer to this. It probably involves Chet Baker playing in the background.

― the pinefox, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have actually snogged Kate in dreams a coupla times (sorry!) but that's not my answer. Here are some unlikely ones: 1. Sir Michael Gambon 2. Germaine Greer 3. Bill Clinton

― chris, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Really, Chris? Wow, that's great!

― masonic boom, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Quick Kate, check the Stats ;-)

― chris, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not a famous person, but I once had a dream I was snogging a dolphin. (Actually it might have been Flipper, so that's ok)

― stevie t, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Excellent - I have occasional dolphin fantasies too - but oddly my mind usually paints (get this) me as the female, being fucked by the dolphin rather than the other way around. Not sure if this is because I'm scared of fantasising about aggressively penetrating, or if I sincerely would prefer it that way. It's always face to face as well - so I have a *hole* in the dream that isn't there!

I wrote an erotic story about this once which got stolen in a pub and I've never been back to that pub through embarrassment. Strange that I don't mind sharing here.

― chris, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My own cock and Bono at the same time

― Geoff, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Geoff: how could you tell the difference?

― AP, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A Person On This Board. And that is all I have to say about that.

― Nicole, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think you are talking about Tom there. Tom with or without beard though - that is the question.

I don't dream - or to be fair before the wrold comes down on me - I don't remember my dreams.

― Pete, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Perhaps it was the beard — but without Tom.

― mark s, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I reckon it was Fred. With my beard.

― Tom, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Whenever I remember having a dream wherein I get some snoggin' (a rarity, both in the ideal and actual realms, I'm afraid), I never remember the face. It always seems as though the body & head are separate, fused together by happenstance. Like a collage. It's disorienting.

Not that I remember ANY of my dreams that vividly, though I can recall writing some damn good songs while sleeping.

When is T(h)om stepping up to the plate? Or the bed? Or the kitchen floor, even?

― David Raposa, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nicole snogged Fred with Tom's beard? How does one use someone else's beard to snog a third party?

I'd better stop; I sense flowcharts and diagrams coming on and my fragile little mind cannot deal with the consequences.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, easy. You remember the Saudi princess who got her head cut off? Her - I was accompanying her to the theater on a last date before she got beheaded and ended up kissing her. That was pretty unlikely given that she was dead and in such a way that there wouldnt have been much to kiss.

Also endless dreams about copping off with Helen Cooper from my drama group. Those may have been daydreams, come to think of it.

People on the board? Comparatively speaking, they're not unlikely, and anyway I've answered the question.

― Tom, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Bah! Away with all of you! You all are wrong on your guesses. Though anyone bearded would be highly unlikely, so I guess that is a logical guess.

― Nicole, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I should quickly clarify that my chances of getting a snog off anyone on this board are EXTREMELY unlikely, just not as unlikely as my getting one off a headless Saudi who's been dead for 20 years.

― Tom, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom = most likely to get snog from own beard, or at least in best position...

Tom's Beard = doompatrol, IMO. It's an anagram.

― mark s, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Headless Saudis in bed = classic. Shows determination & grit.

I think I "had" Ms. Mutt Lange once in a virtual menage. My dreams have this _Fire Walk With Me_ tint to them, though. I think she was a midget speaking Pig Latin, I was eating cherry pie, and Michael Jackson was melting. And I think David Bowie was there, too, caressing a log...

― David Raposa, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My standards are far higher.

― Tom's Beard, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dear, oh, dear. Shall we have an entry from ilovelarrythefrog@yahoo.com too?

― the pinefox, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Okay. The most unlikely person I ever snogged in a dream is Joe Gulitti but since no one besides Fred knows Joe this is a pointless post. I think Nicole snogged Josh, he's beardless. People on this board I snogged in a dream: Tom (except he was Damon Albarn, but he was Tom). He gets around. Oddly, no one here I've ACTUALLY snogged have I had a dream about snogging. I'm going to kiss Tom in real life because he said it was highly unlikely to get kissed by someone on the board.

― Ally, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Okay, to end speculation...it was Mike Daddino. In the dream he was sending me magazines and groceries(?) and I couldn't figure out why. I ended up feeling so puzzled by the whole thing I ended up kissing him. Just thought it would weird him out, so that's why I didn't say who it was. Because it was a weird dream.

― Nicole, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My dreams generally seem to lack much in the way of snogs, etc. I seem to stumble around landscapes and end up in weird settings watching odd people interact. The odd part is when I think I wake up and try and make my way out of bed only to find myself restrained by something...and THEN I wake up.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You think you've known terror? How about this: Mike Patton. His hair was covering his face and he was, for the dream's purposes at that point, a woman---but then he tossed his hair back and I awoke, screaming.

Ig.

― Nitsuh, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mike Patton used to be kind of cute, it's not all that bad...

― Nicole, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Are we even talking about the same Mike Patton?

― Nitsuh, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've never gone after an unlikely person in a dream. I have been chased by vampire furniture, however. Does that count?

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Margaret Wise Brown, author of Goodnight Moon and many Golden Books, but she lookd more like Ayn Rand.

― 1 1 2 3 5, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anyone fucked their mother in a dream?

Oops.

― Johnathan, Thursday, 5 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

nine years pass...

Was looking for another thread, but this one's funny. Oh, and Norah Jones.

― more horses after the main event (Eazy), Friday, 20 May 2011 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

Momus. He's not my type, and I don't think I could be less his type.

― Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Saturday, 21 May 2011 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

Is it weird that I rarely have sex dreams?

― excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 21 May 2011 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think so; at least, I also rarely have sex dreams.

But: Sarah Conner. It was the only way to save the future.

― monster_xero, Saturday, 21 May 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

Had sex with Germaine Greer in a dream once.

― Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Saturday, 21 May 2011 08:14 (fourteen years ago)

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