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Since my divorce I've been perfecting the art (well, practice makes pervert, right?). I'm thinking of writing a book called The Joy of Solo Sex. Only trouble is, I'm having trouble finding an illustrator. Advice?

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

best of all the sexual practices?

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ts.csi.tzo.com/images/exercise.gif

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think I've been doing it right.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

self sexpert

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

What about fucking pillows? I prefer that to manually stroking my schlong. It feels more like you're doing it with a real person. After you're done you can cuddle and pretend to smoke cigarettes. Or actually smoke 'em, if you're so inclined.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Fucking pillows turns me on so much. I am in love with guys who fuck pillows. I love to watch gusy fucking pillows. I am so drunk I think I might hurl.

― penelope_11, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

ew.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm so glad you're not my fuck pillow buddy

― penelope_11, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

by definition, i can't be, because i am not a pillow.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i just started taking anti-depressants, this morning i woke up with an erection and it took me two hours before i could ejaculate, and i didnt cum properly.

― boot disk, Thursday, 8 April 2004 06:30 (twenty-one years ago)

wow, this thread has so much kinetic hilarity just waiting to splooge forth. boot disk has started us off nicely, i think.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Thursday, 8 April 2004 07:32 (twenty-one years ago)

ef zoloft

― Buster (mokey), Thursday, 8 April 2004 07:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Just wait till Dan Perry wakes up. And then passes out again. I had a nice want first thing.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 8 April 2004 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't know how i will get through the working day not thinking about fuck pillows and schlongs. *schlongs* i always think of those high quality salamis in italian foodshops when seeing the word schlong.

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 8 April 2004 07:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey baby, want to see my high quality salami?

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 8 April 2004 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

WTF, dude, it already exists.

― ...in bed. (Chris Piuma), Thursday, 8 April 2004 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)

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