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It Takes A Nation of Ulysses to Hold Us Back
-- nate detritus (n***p*****550...), December 15th, 2003. (link)

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

lock thread!

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

oh you're no fun

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

she meant that as praise, i think!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread concept is too gauche even for me

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

that's some fuckin' kooky praise, man

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

fuk allayall haters

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I did, actually. Sorry :)

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

no, it's like "lock the thread, that one wins!"

i think

(xp)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

totally, dude

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

well, OK, fuck the hater, singular

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

who's the hater?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not me, is it?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

But I'm following the rules! I'm hating the game, not the player!

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

the player and the game are one and the same, word booty

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

word booty? I can't respond to that. I fold.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

What beats a word booty anyway? A straight-flush?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 8 April 2004 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

so I'm like the only person that laughs at his own old-ass forgotten posts? boo

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 8 April 2004 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate to admit it, Nate, but "lock thread!" was indeed funnier in the other context (despite how funny your initial statement was).

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 8 April 2004 05:20 (twenty-one years ago)

When I read over my old posts I mostly cringe.

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 8 April 2004 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I started an Excelsior Gold thread once. I got 300 posts, all going 'Tsk!'

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 8 April 2004 07:33 (twenty-one years ago)

cos the Excelsior threads are meant to represent gold already

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 8 April 2004 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

If it makes you feel better, Nate, I still think "Dinosaurs Eat All The Muppets" is the funniest thing I've ever typed, on the "Rowan Atkinson in Bond Spoof" thread, and every time I forget it and see it in a thread-revive, I laugh anew.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 April 2004 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I tried to revive this thread moths ago, but nobody cared. That doesn't matter. This post is on it though.

I am a children! I am 12. Ask my mom Burmakitty!
-- Aja (aja_aj...), May 10th, 2003 1:39 PM.

Oh yeah. That's before I got an email address.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 8 April 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Well done tracer.
-- jel -- (freeduni...) (webmail), July 31st, 2003 5:43 PM.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 8 April 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned has built a tower with this weirdly suggestive eye on top.
-- jel -- (freeduni...) (webmail), February 22nd, 2004 7:09 PM.

Sorry, I'm just hitting the random thread button and seeing if I posted. I'm mostly banal it seems.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 8 April 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

that's not banal, it's creepy and ominous!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 April 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

She tells everyone about death.
She's wonderful

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 8 April 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Sir,
I read your thread with a growing feeling of alarm. How can I suffer to allow my feelings on this matter to be so ignored - nay, trampled - without putting pen to paper? The courgettes and lettuces Morrow has planted are growing apace, and we will soon have carrots too, he says! Fanny has returned from London with bows and ribbons. We are to have a ball at Margate! I do hope that Captain Wardell will attend - I prithee, do not tell a soul of my affection toward him!

I have purchased the Nashville Pussy CD. They are rather bold.

Give my love to Molly and the children.

Colin.

-- colin s barrow

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

that's not banal, it's creepy and ominous!

Yay!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Shave those sideburns, hippie!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

eight months pass...

I always feel bad for calling it "falafel", cuz it contains the phonetic "awful". We should start calling it falawesome.
-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), October 15th, 2004 3:38 PM. (nickalicious)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 7 January 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

That was a good one!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 January 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

2+2=5, Orwell's 1984, read it.
-- Karim T (noemai...), April 10th, 2003. (link)

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(Thank God I have Radiohead to mediate between me and such obscure works of literature as 1984.)
-- nabisco (--...), April 10th, 2003. (nabisco) (link)

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 11 February 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

Britney, in a see-through outfit, spends a lot of time thrusting her cooter at the camera and attempting to get her breasts to form Voltron.

-- VengaDan Perry (djperr...) (webmail), May 5th, 2004. (link)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 February 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

is the album this good?

-- mark p (mark.p****...) (webmail), August 29th, 2004 12:27 AM. (Mark P) (link)

the crime mob lp is so one-note it might as well be ambient music.

-- jess (wt...) (webmail), August 29th, 2004 7:14 AM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

(i left it on a payphone.)

-- jess (wt...) (webmail), August 29th, 2004 7:15 AM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

ah well. we'll always have knuck.

-- mark p (mark.p****...) (webmail), August 29th, 2004 8:03 AM. (Mark P) (link)

leaving shitty promo CD's at various places around town is my version of chick tracts

-- jess (wt...) (webmail), August 29th, 2004 9:24 AM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

i just found a copy of this in my big pile of promos. if it sucks maybe i'll leave it on a payphone too.

-- mark p (mark.p****...) (webmail), August 29th, 2004 9:36 AM. (Mark P) (link)

i guess now it's only a matter of time before gareth hears this.

-- mark p (mark.p****...) (webmail), August 29th, 2004 9:37 AM. (Mark P) (link)

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 17 February 2005 03:20 (twenty years ago)

So how's this solipsistic?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 17 February 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I think he meant "vain."

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Thursday, 17 February 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

Ah.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 17 February 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

pedant.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 17 February 2005 03:39 (twenty years ago)

I was only asking

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 17 February 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

I have to admit, I am baffled as to how falafel and awful sound anything alike, even in a yank accent.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 17 February 2005 03:56 (twenty years ago)

adam: i was kidding!

trayce: say "fal", then say "awful", oh hey look, "falafel".

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 17 February 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

:) yes I know

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 17 February 2005 04:04 (twenty years ago)

I think ghosts do crave attention. Once I was visited by my dead grandfather who wanted me to write his biography. He needed to enlist my help because he wasn't a good writer himself and... I think you know where this is heading.

-- the music mole (colinsbarrowREMOV...), July 28th, 2004 3:13 PM. (colin s barrow)

Here, I got your coat for you.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), July 28th, 2004 3:32 PM. (trayce)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 17 February 2005 07:07 (twenty years ago)

That was pretty good, Trayce.

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 17 February 2005 07:18 (twenty years ago)

If I get a puppy I'm going to call it MacSweeney. Then i'm going to smash it's face off with a spade.
-- Matt (Mat...), January 19th, 2004.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 17 February 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

The best song I heard by this German-rapper-sounding guy (and believe me, this is going to be embarrassing once I figure out who it is) was this great song about "she's just my friend" -- an ode to friends-with-benefits.

― Flaneur, Tuesday, September 6, 2005 9:50 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Otto von Biz Markie?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, September 6, 2005 9:52 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 27 February 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

It turned out to be Rhymefest, whose name I had only heard and not read and so it sounded like Rheinfest to me. None of the great songs on that mixtape ended up on Blue Collar. :-(

― Eazy, Friday, 27 February 2009 22:41 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

looool @ Otto von Biz Markie

― ksh, Saturday, 27 March 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

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