Are you a loser?

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Fess up

loser, Thursday, 8 April 2004 08:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I've been feeling like one a lot lately so I say yes.

hmmm (hmmm), Thursday, 8 April 2004 08:25 (twenty-one years ago)

hmmmm, you are now a legitimate target for merciless playground mocking, you fucking LOSER!!!

loser, Thursday, 8 April 2004 08:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Story of my life. Bring it on.

hmmm (hmmm), Thursday, 8 April 2004 08:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. So why don't you kill me?

Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 8 April 2004 08:33 (twenty-one years ago)

No girlfriend? Check. Still lives with parents? Check. No car? Check. Sings to their pets? Check. Spends most of their time posting on ILM/ILX? Check. Damn, i've got this loser thing pegged! Maybe I am good at something!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 8 April 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

And I thought I was a loser. I feel better now. Thanks.

christhamrin (christhamrin), Thursday, 8 April 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

No problem! That's why I'm here.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 8 April 2004 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

not so much a loser as a waster

mullygrubber (gaz), Thursday, 8 April 2004 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i am unquestionably a loser and feel more more loserish every day

ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 8 April 2004 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

no way. you are making positive steps ipsy and you have ambition.

mullygrubber (gaz), Thursday, 8 April 2004 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Yesterday I lost £40k from my bosses work budget, he still hasn't read my email telling him about it.

*sticks out hand to catch a ride on the loser bus*

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 8 April 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I have ambition but no motivation mully :)

ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Thursday, 8 April 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah

millhouse (ken c), Thursday, 8 April 2004 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha!

nelson (ken c), Thursday, 8 April 2004 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Ummm...I dropped all my classes except for the honors one. Which is ironic, possibly.

Haven't got a job yet either.

christhamrin (christhamrin), Thursday, 8 April 2004 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Unequivocally

Aaron A., Thursday, 8 April 2004 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a loser and quite proud of it. Almost everyone is, and it makes me feel part of humanity. The older I get, the more fun it seems to be a loser, and the less I envy winners like Tony Blair, the jockey Tony McCoy - who always seems miserable, David Beckham (with his constant worry about his children's safety), J.K. Rowling, Roy Keane - I wouldn't want it, frankly (to make a virtue of necessity).

Baravelli. (Jake Proudlock), Thursday, 8 April 2004 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes - take pride in what you can't do.

I always liked the Pet Shop Boy's attitude of being proud of "not be able to hack it live". As if it matters .... so they do somehting more interesting instead.

In the same way, I'm proud that I completely flunked the outward bound element of my fast-stream development programme. I saw a whole load of people losing their tempers in a range of competitive activities whilst running round a field.

Bob Six (bobbysix), Thursday, 8 April 2004 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

*sticks out hand to catch a ride on the loser bus*

only losers take the bus, so there you go

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 8 April 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

But... but... but... that makes all London ILXors losers!

::cries::

Super-Kate (kate), Thursday, 8 April 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Think that I'm a loser
'Cause my pants are really too low
Think that I'm a slob
'Cause I got holes in my shoes
Think my cock is like
I like my dirty shirt
Well you can fuck off
'Cause I'm working sixty a week

You think that life is really tough
When your pappy won't buy
You a brand new car
Take a girl out she won't fuck you
After you just brought her a gram of coke
You spent all your money on shitty coke

I'm not a loser! That's right,
I'm not a loser!

Cruise down the boulevard
Wasting Mommy's gas while you're
Looking for kicks on Friday night
You're only goal in life
Is to smoke a joint
And decide how you're gonna get
Laid tonight

You are a fucking son-of-a-bitch
You arrogant asshole
Your pants are too tight
You fucking homo
You suck, Mr. Buttfuck
You don't belong here
Go away you fucking gay

I'm not a loser!

Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 8 April 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Some people think I'm a nerd, others think I'm a "cool" (I never liked that word) smart person.

I've never been called a loser. Then again, I haven't been to high school yet.

Aja (aja), Thursday, 8 April 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

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Cathal Coughlan sez: that makes most of us losers! and where is the Microdisney revival? (okay, he didn't say that)

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 8 April 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)


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