This is the thread where you call somebody random a cockfarmer in the knowledge that sooner or later they will Google their name and find it.

What does cockfarmer mean, again?

My ex can vouch for me when I say that Jim Dugan is a cockfarmer. In fact, when it comes to cockfarmeriness, he's just as bad as Jonathan Pearl.

I can think of a famous for 15 seconds novelist of my acquaintance who farms cock for cash, etc. but shall not name this person as any publicity = good publicity to their way of thinking.

John Spenser you are the granddaddy of all cocksuckers I hope someone bludgeons you to death with a tiffany toaster from the Warehouse.

Thankyou all very much, more work here is done

maybe we need to take this to gchat.

lol yah

Will Palmer morelike Will cockfarmer

Roger Tucker from Mead Property morelike lying fucker from Cock Farmery

Ben Rees, or Benjamin Rees - you are a cockfarmer.

i've never hated a person as much as i hated this little boy Yuya Mizukami (need to put him on the call a random person a cockfarmer thread. in 20 years he might find it). Age 3, biggest little shit i've ever met.

― jergins, Saturday, July 4, 2009 9:37 PM

Have we had any reported incidents of cockfarmers finding their names on this thread and throwing toys out of prams?

Tommye Myrick. You are a complete and utter bitch. Karma will catch up to you. And it will be ugly.

ok - that's not a real name.

well, it's what she goes by. I don't know what her given name is but I guess whenever she came out of the closet she decided she wanted a manly name. Either that or her parents wanted a boy. Google it if you don't believe me.

i think i mixed "gus axelson" up with someone else. he was still kind of lame, though.

Desiree Rust, why the fuck? Why.

Lee Montgomery ... I had a pleasant dream that you were dead.

Will Long you can't use a computer AND are dead but if you're frying in hell I hope this represents one of the million zillion little assrapes you deserve, you disgusting, three-nippled child molester.

(literally a three-nippled child molestor; not of me, thankfully)

Jacob Graaf you made my life and those of many others miserable. I hear you lost your job. Hope you're sitting at home, wallowing in filth with your Napolean complex festering in your rectum.

Matthew Assini, of Denver, is a cockfarmer.

this thread is so tempting

MUST. NOT. LIBEL.

i know, i was thinking about emailing an overseas ilxor and getting them to post one on my behalf so it was completely untraceable back to me but i sadly decided i had better not.

Should this thread finally be hidden from 600673's searchbots? -> http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Story?id=8359356

Kevin Wojcik of Portland, OR: Cockfarmer!

Marty Shaw, formerly or currently of Mukilteo, WA: Also a cockfarmer!

Adrian Lamo is a snitch and a cockfarmer.

nick wong you piece of shit, why don't you eat louder

Greg Gunn is a dick

Jasper Humphreys, you are name-dropping fibber.

op otm x 10000000000

quite remarkable that this thread is still the top result for "michael gove cockfarmer".

(is it the same michael gove? is the op tom one of the toms who's still around?)

Alex you cockfarmer. When you've arranged a meeting with someone, it's common business practice to actually be there at the designated time and place. Or at the very least take 30 seconds to call and let the other person know at the earliest opportunity that you can't make it and need to reschedule. To my knowledge, this is at least the second time in the last fortnight that you've pulled this shit. Maybe someone can teach you how to use a bloody appointments diary properly. Here's a hint: don't have two of the fuckers running simultaneously. Shitheads tend to get confused and double book themselves real easy otherwise. I've already pulled a consultant up for doing that earlier this year, so don't fucking think that I won't bury you under a fucking pile of shit, you cockfarming shitbird. Or maybe the problem is that your coke addled brain thinks it's October already, like you did at our last meeting.
I really hope that this 'urgent meeting' your colleague told me you were called to this morning was your manager firing your stupid arse. You have some fucking nerve accusing me of not working hard enough, when you have done precisely fuck all of the agreed objectives on the plan. I also fully expect to hear that you've lost your copy, since Jo asked to take a copy of mine. I feel sorry for her - the sigh when I told her that you weren't here had that world weary quality of a parent who's always having to wipe the arse of their juve delinquent offspring. The company could hire the cardboard cutout of Justin fucking Bieber from the fancy perfume shop in the mall to replace you. At least we would know where the fuck Just Paper was. I've always said that outsourcing work to third parties without adequate accountability is like shooting dice in an alley with fucking hobos and this proves it. You've got about as far as you can in this business by looking like Thom Yorke without the wonky eye, but it's not going to cut the shit around here any more. You can slap your crap with a pair of butterpats all you want, but it doesn't add up to anything more than a sorry heap of shit. Oh, and by the way, pinching the photocopier from the office of that rival company in your building that closed down? That's not some smart genius business move. That's theft, as the firm it was hired from will tell you when they figure out where it is.
Fuck off Alex, you cockfarmer!

I misread that as "butterpants"

Well hopefully next time I see this guy his trousers will be dripping with brown liquid.

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/blade_runner/_group_photos/edward_james_olmos1.jpg
Alex you cockfarmer (part 2). Bullshit, no way did you leave a message on my voicemail yesterday. Also no way did you leave a message earlier this afternoon. You called me, but you didn't leave a message. Don't try to pull the wool over my eyes, this is the 21st century, where my phone tells me if I miss a call and/or someone leaves a message.

Nah, your phone isn't as reliable as you think. I know that I've gotten calls from people who have no reason to lie about it and my phone doesn't say squat. I'm not as sure about voicemail message-leaving, and Alex might be a total cockfarmer, but I don't necessarily trust my phone to record the numbers of the people who try to contact it when it's turned on.

cool pic. like your rant above too.

NE-way

Normally I would agree that the technology is the weakest link in a situation like this.
http://primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/annerobinson.jpg
But there's something about this guy that's just so shady. Trying to get him to make an actual commitment to anything is like trying to nail jelly to a wall. I spoke to him yesterday, and he came across as sketchier than an Etch-a-Sketch viewed through a sheet of tracing paper.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/89/Captain_Edmund_Backadder_promo.jpg/215px-Captain_Edmund_Backadder_promo.jpg
He promised to call me today to reschedule the cancelled appointment, but did he? No. COCKFARMER!
The only way I could make his job easier for him, is if I were to do it myself. But then why employ him?

Tom OTM

Gaby Kelly / Gabi Kelly / Gabrielle Kelly is a cockfarmer

also lol at the fact you applied to Oxford to study law, despite having to resit your A-levels, and actually ended up doing an art degree at Nottingham Polytechnic or somewhere

Steven Raeburn, you cockfarming self-proclaimed social media guru. You utter nitwit.

Many areas of inner London have become prohibitively expensive for local residents and too many luxury flats remain empty and treated as lucrative investments.’ Others query the way buyers avoid tax on property, and worry about the effect absentee residents will have on local businesses. Egerton dismisses this view out of hand. ‘It’s the law of the jungle and not everybody can be a lion,’ she says.

Whether anything should be done is a different matter. Egerton thinks not, ‘unless something cataclysmic happens, like the Communists getting in’.

Lulu Egerton from Strutt & Parker estate agents, you are the king of the cockfarmers.

I love that 12 years ago, Tom was calling Michael Gove a cockfarmer.

Jack Gravestock, to be singled out as a particularly awful estate agent is quite some achievement and both our financial advisor and solicitor, who have known many of your profession, have described you as such. Congratulations, cockfarmer!

Tom was truly a visionary when it came to diagnosing cockfarmers

I am genuinely intrigued as to what prompted Tom to call Michael Gove a cockfarmer way back in the day.

Jack Gravestock (I assume it is the same one) has a truly awful blog. I forgot how much fun it is to google these cockfarmers and find evidence of their cockfarmery.

Haha, what a farmer of cock.

Haley Chauvin is a chauvinist cockfarmer who gives "they" a bad name. Andrew DesRochers is also a farmer of cock and a lying dumb bastard. Chloe Doyle is a selfish, mean-spirited bitch.

Tom OTM.

*wavey hand emoji*

Oh goodie, now this is bumped a certain alleged cockfarmer will be emailing me again threatening lawyers

deindexing this thread would ruin the whole point. lawyer up imo