No Sex Please We're American: The Smut Free DVD Player

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Coming soon: The smut-free DVD

American cinephiles will soon be able to enjoy their movies without sex, violence, swearing - indeed, without any of the interesting bits.
Wal-Mart, the country's mightiest retailer, is preparing to ship a $79 DVD player that automatically strips out potentially offensive content.

The gadget, made by French-owned RCA, aims to tap into mounting concern in the US about media standards.

But the self-censoring technology has run into protests from Hollywood.


No sex, please

The RCA player is the first to incorporate the screening technology of Clearplay, a Salt Lake City-based company.

Many firms provide bowdlerised versions - not always legally - of Hollywood films, but Clearplay operates at a higher level of sophistication.

Clearplay scans movies for dodgy content, and then programs that data into its system.

Subscribers can then watch standard copies of the 500-or-so films on its list, with the assurance that they will automatically skip over mute anything that children or the squeamish may not like.

Until now, Clearplay has only run through a PC.

The naked truth

The launch of the new player, which RCA says was at Wal-Mart's urging, could hardly be better timed.

Ever since the singer Janet Jackson bared a breast during the SuperBowl, US regulators have been highly jumpy about what goes out over the airwaves.

"Increasingly it seems the media is not playing close to the line, but is outright leaping past the line and in fact daring the audience and daring the government to do anything about it," Michael Powell, chairman of the Federal Communications Commission, told a media seminar last month.

"Some of the transcripts I have been forced to read reveal content that is pure trash, plain and simple."

The FCC has fought shy of tougher state regulation, but has handed out some unprecedented indecency fines in recent months.

The same, but different

But Clearplay and its rivals face a challenge from the other direction.

A Hollywood consortium, including some of Tinseltown's top directors, has sued Clearplay and others, arguing that they are abusing the films' artistic integrity.

By producing - without permission - altered versions of intellectual property, censors are effectively pirating directors' and studios' work, the lawsuit argues.

Clearplay hopes to escape through a loophole: instead of making new versions of films, it argues, its technology is simply another way of playing the existing movie - no more an abuse than a viewer fast-forwarding a tape in his own home.

The case is pending, but RCA has decided to press ahead regardless.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3611969.stm


Roddy, Thursday, 8 April 2004 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't let's overlook the good news here: this technology means we're five dollars away from a skip-to-the-tits button on our remote controls.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 April 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

What happens if you put a porn dvd in it?

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 8 April 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

see you in France, bitches

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 8 April 2004 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I was sooo glad that Inglewood delivered a smackdown to Wal-Mart yesterday.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 8 April 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait a damn minute... the French own RCA? That is just wrong.

andy, Thursday, 8 April 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

What happens if you put a porn dvd in it?

I think it implodes.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 8 April 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just glad someone has finally described Wal-Mart as "the country's mightiest retailer."

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 8 April 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it implodes.

okay, i've been thinking hard for a good 5 minutes, and i STILL can't think of a good "it's sucks itself in/up" joke about this.

i feel so ashamed.

Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a little disappointed.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

my face is flushed

Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

You're ashamed? I was excited about metaphorically going to France until I read the article again and found that France is the source of this shandah! (Yiddish speakers may laugh at me.......NOW)

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

perhaps it could be given to hillbilly adolescents, who could then take turns using it as a sex box, just like in that ep of the Family Guy

Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i've been thinking hard for a good 5 minutes

Think harder... HARDER YES.

Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)


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