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I am doing a speech on Kit Kat Bars and I am wonderingdo you have a website the can give me some infomation on Kit kta Bars!?

― Lissa, Thursday, 8 April 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

There is a site!

http://www.google.com

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 8 April 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. Click here.

You're welcome.

ha ha spencer great minds etc.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 April 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

THE BIG KAT IS ROCKING MY WORLD RIGHT NOW!!

It's much better than the regular kit-kat.

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

How come you're doing a speech on something you don't know anything about?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

And wtf? Who gives speeches on chocolate bars?

"...and that, my friends, is why we must band together against nougat before nougat bands together against us!"

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, if i got paid to give speeches about candy bars, i'd come in every day to work with a big ol' smile on my face.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

and how much is there to say about kit-kat bars, really?

― mandee, Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

They're chocolate-y and wafer-y.
You can break them into at least 4 pieces.
They come in at least two other flavors.

And I think that's all.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember one time going to the drive-in movies with my parents and my sister. It was either E.T. or Raiders of the Lost Ark or maybe Empire Strikes Back. Anyway, my dad got us the biggest Kit Kat I'd ever seen. Maybe it was Terms of Endearment.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

and Hershey makes them.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, they're processed in a factory that processes nuts.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Also came out with that obnoxious "Gimme a break" campaign.

― Mandee, Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Argh, now that stupid "gimme a break" jingle is stuck in my head.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

And they used to have a really catchy jingle: "Gimme a break, GIVE ME A BREAK, break me off a piece of KIT. KAT. BAR. Else I'll fuck you up."

xpost

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm pretty certain there's something interesting about KitKat's and rationing during the 2nd world war (in Britain).

but there's made by Nestlé and are, there4, bad...

I never really liked them. I even prefer fruit 2 them.

Munchies on the other hand could be made on machines greased with the blood of 1000 baby jesuses and i'd still eat 'em...

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i hate the big kat.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Regular kit kat is 1000 times better than Big Kat.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

what's the fucking diff?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

you can choke if you try to take too much of the Big Kat down your throat.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

as I found out recenlty through ILX, there are banana kit kats!!!

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

you can choke if you try to take too much of the Big Kat down your throat.

That better NOT be a euphemism.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't put them in your pocket!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Didn't you guys ever have to do those damn speeches (aka oral reports) in jr high/high school, on purely arbitrary topics? I did mine on "why oral reports are stupid" (and my "opinion essay" was "why essays are stupid.")

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

the big kat has too much wafer to chocolate ratio i think.

i *really* want a banana kit kat.

yes, I remember those projects tep. i did one on the mccartney death hoax.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"Why Internet Message Boards Are A Poor Substitute For Research"

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"...But Rich With Chocolatey Goodness"

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

That better NOT be a euphemism.

what's a euphemism?

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 8 April 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

:-(

― BIGKAT4LIFE (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 8 April 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Those Kit Kat bites, or whatever they're called, the little Kit Kat marble things? Those rock.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 April 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.stu-man.com/udautos/galarraga.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 8 April 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

KKKs

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 8 April 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

a speech???! on kit kats???! Tell me this is one of those corporate sponsored schools.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 8 April 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"You! in the third row!"

"...pepsi?"

"Partial credit!"

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 8 April 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"Next up, Jimmy McCrackler with his speech on the Dewey Decimal System..."

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 8 April 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Kit Kats are only good slightly melted.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 8 April 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Melty is best.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 8 April 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

hey, are we talking about cock here?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 8 April 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

We're talking about cock everywhere.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 April 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Or as I like to call it, "Jimmy McCrackler."

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 April 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

you'd think that there'd be more of a market for chocolate genetalia. it could be properly shaped, and designed to pulse creme down your throat when you had eaten enough of it.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 8 April 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you never been to a sex shoppe?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 8 April 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

one with the "-pe" in the title?

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 8 April 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

They sell whorehound candy.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 8 April 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

wait, wasn't "The Whorehound Gang" a sketch on "3-2-1 Contact"?

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Melty Kit Kats? EURGH. Yay crispness.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

no you're thinking of "3-2-1 Cuntact" (yay! i made a worse joke than you!)

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 8 April 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Kingfish and oops: Teaming together to ruin my happy childhood memories for me, one by one.

;)

And I prefer Kit Kats refrigerated until they're pretty cold. Not frigid, just firm and cooling to the tongue. Mm, I have a feeling certain individuals wouldn't find it difficult at all to have fun with that particular phrasing.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 9 April 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://teamknightrider.com/classic/merchandise/model.jpg

http://music.coven.vmh.net/pics/artists/kat.jpg

― jazz odysseus, Friday, 9 April 2004 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Not frigid, just firm got my attention.

― jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 9 April 2004 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

the great kat is SCARY in person.

and really, really short.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Friday, 9 April 2004 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

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