Shoppers lured into fish-buying frenzy

This is on the front page of the Age website, and it cracked me up, for its Onion-style wordage.

The first customers arrived at 5am yesterday - but not everyone knew why they were joining the fish fest.

"I actually don't know why we can't eat meat on Good Friday. We just follow the family tradition," said Carmel Lentini, despite her Easter-appropriate moniker.

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/04/08/1081326866535.html