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*shakes fist at heavens*

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 9 April 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

your turn

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 9 April 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

it was a blast for me too.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 9 April 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I ate meat for breakfast and it's Good Friday, I'm WAY ahead of this thread, by virtue of weirdo archaic catholic LAWS.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 9 April 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

God the Father and Christ are made of different substances!!

― Arian (gcannon), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i vomited on a cross once

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

we actually had hors d'oeuvres before the seder started.

― hstencil, Friday, 9 April 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i also stuffed my face full of ham five minutes ago

my grandmother is turning over in her grave

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

my grandmother died today, actually.

― hstencil, Friday, 9 April 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

stence i was going to make a joke, but plz god confirm you are joking first

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not joking, it sucks.

― hstencil, Friday, 9 April 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess that just derailed things. Anyway, I was just posting that to post it, I wasn't offended or anything. Actually, I laughed at your post.

― hstencil, Friday, 9 April 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

oh god dude, i'm sorry.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

naw, don't worry about it dude. Like I said, I laughed. It's the best medicine.

― hstencil, Friday, 9 April 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Well in that case I laugh at Jesus today.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha you died on the cross for THESE people you dumbass

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

we're not worthy

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

ah shit I meant THESE people.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry guys. You are worthy of some 2000 year old hippie's torturous death, totally.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, like, jesus died for somebody's, er, sins, but um not necessarily mine, even.

― hstencil, Friday, 9 April 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

The dresscode at Motherfucker tonite is "Jesus Christ: Religious Couture"...

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

hosted by a bunch of trannies.

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 9 April 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

You people better hope nothing terrible ever happens to you, imagine your trapped some place or being tortured or your child, brother or sister has been kidnapped you will call on the father and you will feel guilty for asking for help after you have disgraced his name.

― LOVE, Friday, 9 April 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

D'oh!

― omg, Friday, 9 April 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I just ordered a takeaway and the woman on the phone said "you know it's Good Friday"

WHY ARE YOU OPEN THEN EH???

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 9 April 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

save me, Jebus

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 9 April 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"You will call on the father and you will feel guilty for asking for help after you have disgraced his name."

Yeah, but he HAS to forgive us then, doesn't he? That's his whole shtick. Ha ha, joke's on you non-blasphemers! Fatted calf all around!

― Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 9 April 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I honestly had no idea it was Good Friday when I started this thread. After all...why would I?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 9 April 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Forgivness does not mean you wont pay for your blasphemous comments.People think that they can say and do what they want against the almighty GOD, that is not so. You must respect the Lord after all the devil was once an angel who went against the Lord and look what happened to him.

― kitty, Friday, 9 April 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

he got to shag mia farrow?

― omg, Friday, 9 April 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I had a grilled cheese and ham sandwich on Tuesday, I should have had it for lunch today to be super blashpemous. (Although as a Protestant, it really doesn't matter what I eat as much as which utensil I use.)

Sorry about your grandmother, hstencil.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 9 April 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel sorry for you guys it seems you dont have a relationship with the almighty.All the smart people should know every action has a reaction some people call it karma if you are making fun of the king just to be funny you should drop to your knees and ask for forgivness.The people who really hate the father, he will allow something terrible to happen in your life in order to bring you to him.The Lord can remove everything you own, everything you love to give you a wake up call he wants you to worship him and he wont give up on you!

― LOVE, Friday, 9 April 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

You make God sound like a vengeful 16-year-old girl.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Making fun of The King?
Well shiznit I never did that!
Elvis is my man!

― omg, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Your father must have been a real asshole.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Im outa here you guys have probs!

― kitty, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Obviously God has the IQ of a horsefly.
How did he ever create fractals?
Or does he have low *emotional intelligence*?

― omg, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"if you are making fun of the king just to be funny you should drop to your knees and ask for forgivness."

I'm sorry, this is the BLASPHEMOUS thread. You're looking for the SELF-RIGHTEOUS thread, down the hall to the left.

― Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

why is it so "cool" to bash religion?

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread really isn't, though, and bootsquaking fear-of-blasphemy rhetoric isn't religion that merits respect or accomodation.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

huh?

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread really isn't bashing religion -- it bashes Love/kitty's posts, but only because those posts are stupid.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

'Life of Brian' has more spiritual relevance/meaning than 'the Passion of the Christ'

― de, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

You people didnt get enough love as child. boohoo

― lowlow, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

LIFE OF BRIAN WOULDNT EXIST WITHOUT DEATH OF CHRIST IDIOT!

― lowlow, Friday, 9 April 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Christ was an idiot?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Tep is OTM (at least as far as I'm concerned).

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Or Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost lowlow you are a prince among men)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

xposts.

― Prude (Prude), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 394 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

(xpost Oh God now I am having flashbacks of Sean's movie about Halle Berry farting Cure songs.)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

The Bootycure!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

a crossover with Catwoman!

"Gee, Catwoman, what's that zipper on your ass for? why are you so morose all the time?"

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I am bored with troll-baiting and degree-show-offery and am going to bed now-ish.

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

actually, we should get certain things out of the way, first.

Marissa, what are your opinions on:

1. OutKast
2. Kill Bill
3. Momus
4. Consensual Buggery on the First Date

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Kingfish you are hurting my heart. I really really wish it was Marissa..

― de, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

People who come on here are looking for a freebie. They give all their money to the drug companies, and porno. They spend thousands of dollars a year on drink and cigarettes, which are a drug, and they don't feel the need to support culture. I am sorry for you. If you have a mind, you will be investing in culture, not drugs and porno which is destroying our culture. You can send donations. I have to pay for all my new equipment. It would help if someone donated even a dollar to the cause of hearing new music. I have alot of material. I have a new Grand piano(petrof). I have all this studio gear to pay for because that is my only option. This is a large burden to carry alone. I am setting up a sound booth in my house.
All songs(except El Sol Que Tu Eres) are composed by, Marissa Marchant. All songs are copywrited. El Sol Que Tu Eres is not for sale. All songs were performed by Marissa Marchant.
Marissa Marchant: Vocals, backup vocals, piano, acoustic guitar, bass, drums, koto, 12 string guitar, harp, kurzweil, samples....

AND!

Hello everyone, I have a new song up. It is just an improvizational song called(Improv.I)(And I have Mei Fang Wu up..it is just the backround demo)..I think that I should put whatever work that I do up and not just keep little things to myself. Mei Fang Wu is up as well. I mixed it with Koto, but his is a submix. I am adding bass and drums..and vocals later.
It is very sad. I speak to people everyday who have no interest in the arts or culture. They spend all their money on drinking, drugs and cigarettes which are a drug. They think nothing of supporting the drug companies, which are the cigarette companies etc.. They spend thousands of dollars a year on drugs and porno. When I decided that my music which is spending a lifetime to develop and produce, is worth a thousand dollars as cd...people (mostly people on drugs) were in an uproar. They want to spend money on drugs and drink not music and art. Alcohol is a drug too. I drink occasionally with a meal. But the public is spending thousand upon thousands of dollars drugs, that is why they don't want to spend on intellect. They are also spending money on porno... not donating to animal rights, the environment, not donating to the arts and sciences. Most people are destroying our world and culture, and want free downloads, which is destroying our culture.
The late Maxfield Parrish and Adrienne Segur are the featured artists on my slide show. You can purchase their artwork on line.
With love, Marissa Marchant

apparently, money should not be spent on porno. download it offa kazaa like everyone else does.

(GOOGLE BAIT for "MARISSA MARCHANT PORN SLASH FANFIC" OH PLEASE)

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I was out 'cutting myself' or as we put around here, having lunch, with my honky, stinkin' ass friends and trying to score some Ex, and we came upon the subject of Corinthians 13:13 and then someone said something about Fred and then I came back here and it's all been foretold that Ask For Samantha rocks. Maybe she's the Messiah. Ever think about it? Now that's some blasphemy.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sad that love is proff is low. Love was okay on the hair dye thread. It's a shame no-one pointed out to proff that sam, badger, kingfish, dan and ned have all been posting as individuals for a very long time (apart from Badger - are you Dave B's missus, Badge, or are you someone else as you really remind me of someone I know through Dave?).

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

all been foretold that Ask For Samantha rocks. Maybe she's the Messiah.

now my atheism all makes sense. . .

Dan, how can you look up ip numbers? is it cause yr an all powerful moderator?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Do IP numbers come up for you if you click the "Show All Details" link?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

nope, only this little note that

Admin Log
5:53 PM, 14 Apr 04 Thread indexing turned off by VengaDan Perry

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, what jeremy said

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, then it's an admin thing (I GOT THE POWER).

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i spend keinem pennies on stinkingfoul porno. All UGLY!
Jesus was a rip off of Pagan Solar God. 12 signs of the zodiac, 12 ponce-ass disciples. Only once are all their ponc(e)ational names listed and they list 13!!haha!!!!!!!!!!
Nazareth didn't exist til 2nd/3rd century. before, the area contained cave tombs and by jewish law no one was to live within 100 feet of a burial place. No one lived in place that never existed

― zenome kistachion, Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I had no idea this thread was connected to the OC.

Please don't drag me into this! (Though I guess I dragged myself here.)

If it really is Marissa here...I marvel.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Ryan, Marissa, Seth and Summer are disappointed in you.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

You realize that essentially sounds like an alternate lineup for pals for Scooby-Doo, I trust.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

it's the scooby doo of horrible blogs!

guest-starring Sandy Duncan!

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Sandy Duncan practically is Scooby-Doo.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Does that make Jason Bateman Shaggy?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know his life.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Zoinks.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

'sam, badger, kingfish, dan and ned have all been posting as individuals for a very long time (apart from Badger - are you Dave B's missus, Badge, or are you someone else as you really remind me of someone I know through Dave?). '

Hi Markleby. Not Dave B's missus but I am his mate, I met him through a different messgae board called the Friday Thing and he suggested I visit here as it is livelier, which it certainly is.

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Thursday, 15 April 2004 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, WHAT fun will this thread hold in store for us today? will low/proff/laura make her reappearance?

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I can guarantee that proff will not.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

spoil-sport.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn. Oh well.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

wait, how else will my "honkey white ass" receive the rebuking it apparently deserves?

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sure I could wrangle a kid up here to insult your honky ass if you'd like.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

would they do it with the correct number of misspellings, punctuation errors, and references to God?

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

absolutely. perhaps with more!

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

you to are the same person. your a pussy.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

thanks for trying, dave, but it's just not the same....*sigh*

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Where do we go for gratuitous, misdirected abuse now?

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 15 April 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

stock answer:

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/newanswers.php?board=2

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Thursday, 15 April 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

At the risk of sounding like a broken record, if you claim to be a Dave Matthews fan, I know a place...

Conjecture about other people's musical taste and political affiliations are always a big hit, too.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 15 April 2004 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

so rare to see such a spirited thread

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 06:10 (twenty years ago)

So if the white smoke accidentally goes up some girl's skirt and she becomes moist, is that blasphemous?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 07:10 (twenty years ago)

I just got a headache reading through this thread. Can I consider this headache blasphemous? Or would that be too big a stretch of the thread's meaning to the individual person?

― The Spirit of Sam Endicott (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 07:15 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

So Fred, then.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

Durst the Antichrist?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

ten months pass...

Ah, blasphemy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

Heavens :(

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

fook jesus, what's 'e ever done for me? last night some religious tosser tries to approach me outside of the club cos he was protesting the concert i was just at 'n i told him to fuck off cos i was weary and needed to go home for a shite and a shower.

motherfucker follows me out of the club and starts shoutin' "JESUS LOVES YOU HE SEES THE PAIN IN YOUR HEART"...so i screamed back 'AND NOW HE SEES THE PAIN IN YOUR FACE' and threw a rock at him that hit him square between the eyes. asshole

― Sexplosion!, Saturday, 13 March 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

is he...still alive?

― I feel absolute embarrasment and humiliation within the msgbrd context (Z S), Saturday, 13 March 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

fuck should i know i left. really dont think a small rock was enuf to kill him but he was a bit of a pussy

― Sexplosion!, Saturday, 13 March 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.yogadork.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/bikram_as_jesus.jpg

― by another name (amateurist), Saturday, 13 March 2010 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

Well, if he's still alive, maybe he'll think about being assaulted by his ideological opposition with a stone between his eyes and see himself as evil Goliath, and you as David, and then abandon Christianity.

good job

― I feel absolute embarrasment and humiliation within the msgbrd context (Z S), Saturday, 13 March 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

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