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I have to go do something for someone that I don't want to do. I am obligated to do this thing. I want to postpone it. Can you supply me with a clever excuse?

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

What is this thing that you are obligated to do?

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

move heavy boxes from one place to another.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

You lift boxes because you have cancer.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

That is very zen.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

You (can't) lift boxes because you have cancer.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Two more excuses:

1) Diarrhea

2) Explosive Diarrhea

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

you have an appointment with the meter-reader.

― mandee, Friday, 9 April 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

you've got scabies. they're really contagious. no one wants them.

― the angry cowboy (dick), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

diarrhea might work. simple. plausible. temporary.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

You might be pregnant and if you are, you don't want the baby to fall out.

Later, say that it was only indigestion.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

You should attempt suicide. No one will ever expect anything of you again.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i refute the validity of the last claim.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Try it and see!

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, what is in the boxes?

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i believe the correct response to that is "Fuck right off, Dean!"

xpost

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I said "attempt" not "commit." Difference.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyways, you know I love you.

There you go! Tell them you can't do it because you're in love? You can usually get away with ignoring your friends when you're in love.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Although that diarrhea one does sound good. Either / or, you know ... either / or.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

going
to
move
the
boxes
anyway
failed
in
my
mission
going
to
die
blame
it
on
dean!
and
lack
of
haiku.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Blame it on you! I was firing pearls at you.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

She asked for advice, not bukakke!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, the wit.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

...dribbling down the tongue onto the exposed breasteses.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, i'm outta here.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Have fun lifting boxes, sucker!

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

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― bosko, Monday, 14 June 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

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