dirtyneedle fanclub: fuck off coolio's

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the rules are thatyou scratch wit a ditry needle yo

― rainy, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And Ethan is not allowed unless he apologises. Maryann.

― maryann, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

and mows the lawn in his sunday dresss

― rainy, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And mainly only girls allowed.

― Maryann, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Our fanclub is dumm.

― maryann, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yes it sux shit biut thats oakey because evrythifg in the entire world sux shit

― rainy, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, i only said it was dumm to discourage cool people.

― maryann, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oopsadaisy I wa accidentally cool, but then i remembereed

― rainy, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Rainy is drinking $7 wine out of a Mizone Sports Water bottle. Now, that would be pretty cool if she were in a Bret Easton Ellis novel. But she's in the physiology lab on a 1 year old Imac. She's got a right, you know?

― maryann, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Itactually costed a teeeeeeeeenybit more thatse7en dollars, but not too much more. dirty up yo needle yo.

― rainy, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Now she's talking really loud on a phone on the physiology lab. In that lab are two young Asian students talking in a language I don't recognise, and an unshaven 30-something typing from a list of figures and text. He's sitting next to Rainy and looking really annoyed. She's saying 'I KNOW WHERE TO FIND YOU, BABY.' Now she's saying, 'ARE THERE ANY FAMOUS PEOPLE THERE?' Maybe I am in a Bret Easton Ellis novel. He mentioned Auckland in Glamorama. Who knows.

― maryann, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

OK, we're in this lab and everyone's typing laboriously and silently. Rainy screams 'I'm gonna have to go, I'm very drunk' and starts rolling backwards on her chair into the middle of the room. So she's sitting in this kind of no-mans land in the middle of the lab, talking loudly into her phone. Then she says 'OK, you're gonna have to give me full details of your lovelife.' The man sitting next to her is literally sighing out loud.

― maryann, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

So when she gets off the phone, she apologises very sweetly to this 30-something year old guy. Then she looks at me and laughs.

― maryann, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorrryI'm so fuckin sorry but god it was funny

― rainy, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread is doing irreparable damage to the 'Maryann + Rainy = same person' theory that's been going round London pubs. Or is it?

― Tom, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yes itis

― rainy, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

or is it really?

― maryann, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The 30-something has left the building.

― maryann, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haven;t you moved to bondi yet?

― Geoff, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

if you killed us and buried us there, we'd dig ourselves up and move somewhere else

― rainy, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've been living most my life living in the gangster's paradise.

― coolio, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

So you have one of those too, hmm Tom?

― Josh, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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