girls, gurls, grrls: c/d, s/d

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i'm quite a fan, as a rule. but, you know, they can also be pills.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i will regret this thread come morning, but i'm drunk now, so fuck it.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

girls are teh bomb.

i am in love with like eight of them.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

mmm pills.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

it occured to me the other day that it's been the longest time since i've met one that i'd want to go on a second date with. (and yes, this is almost certainly my problem).

― m., Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i would take a first date at this point.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

you know what's good? when their hair does that thing it does when they first wake up and before they look in the mirror? yeah that.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

man you are drunk.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

you have NO idea.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

should i go for a walk? it's a nice night, but i'm afraid i might fall down.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

stay inside jess

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

but the girls are all outside.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

i was going to go to the bar but i was afraid if i saw the chubby girl who worked at the coffee shop there i would say something embarassing like "if you dont let me lick your naked belly i will commit suicide with a felt tip pen"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

jess, it's only like 8:30 or something. what the hell were you drinking tuaca and jager milkshakes?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

(btw, I love jess's chubby-girl love.)

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought they were those DIET milkshakes

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I think you should say that to the girl.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i had to bring the bottle of bacardi upstairs last night (long story) and it was just sitting there on the dresser...staring at me...longingly...lovingly...

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah but if i say that and she says no, then it's like put up or shut up time

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

dude LL Cool J hits on a girl by offering to kiss her belly button in "Big Ole Butt"! You've GOT To do it!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, i changed my mind, go out, that's brilliant.

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think she'll say no.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

alright, i will go out, but if i have to perform a colombian necktie on myself with a sharpie i am holding you all responsible

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

*strokes chin thoughtfully*

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

make sure to bring a sharpie though

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

a red one, so it looks like blood

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i have a red one in my bag actually

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

make sure you bring your tongue, more like

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

my tongue is my oldest friend!!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

it will be performance art

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i only wish you could all be there

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, leaving ina bit. i just need to find my pants and am having trouble with my shoes and the tying.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

hmm. . .you are walking right?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

performance art? I was going to say prop comedy.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

well i was going to take the escalade but now that you mention it

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

just have farnsworth drive

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

pants before shoes jess

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

right right

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Underwear before pants, Jess.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

okay, shoes and coat on

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

what about pants!!!!

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

they'll only get in the way!!!!!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

nah i got jeans on

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

they make my ass look big

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

though that just might be my ass

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

alright folks, i'm out! keep the thread warm for when daddy comes home

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

actually, blunt drunken propositions made in bars have a higher success rate than one would think. when they go wrong, they really go wrong but when things go right it's spectacular.

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I sure hope this doesn't end in felt pen seppuku.

― rainy (rainy), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

it'll all be okay.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

for some reason i read rainy's last post as "i hope this doesn't end in prison".

good luck jess. you should try pole-dancing, it always works for me.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)

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Somehow I never read this thread.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

And now you have love.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

But now, what am I gonna do with it?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

That is up to your creative impulses.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

If you befriend her and treat her well, she might ditch her boyfriend to be with you (the caveat being that if she does so the number of "get out of fuck-up free" cards you will have in the relationship is drastically reduced).

Man, I wish I'd read that back when Dan first posted it! O. T. M.

― JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

i have read this thread at least ten times

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Thursday, 16 March 2006 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

a first, for me. though i have definitely read the gear thread like five or sixt times.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 16 March 2006 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

snow patrol!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 16 March 2006 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

i'd never read this thread or the gear thread and they're both great. or at least this one was until it got all depressing SUDDENLY

― nervous (cochere), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

jess really needs to do an off-broadway one-man-show based on this thread

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

Man, I wish I'd read that back when Dan first posted it! O. T. M.

hmmmm i have had totally the opposite advice from girls

however that might be due to accomodation being involved

― ambrose (ambrose), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

after reading this and trucker guy in less than 24 hours, i feel ... exhausted.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 16 March 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

bummed out

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 16 March 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

wiped. like gear!'s sofa.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 16 March 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

customers who read this thread also read: picking up this waitress

― electrogrouse (haitch), Friday, 17 March 2006 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

i still haven't been filled in on strongo & the teenage lesbians

― amateurist0, Friday, 17 March 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

it's kind of boggling what a different headspace i'm in now from the strongo who started this thread

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 17 March 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://tvmegasite.net/images/primetime/hh/animal3.jpg

― ?--, Friday, 17 March 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

NEVER FORGET
i just, it's just, the lead up, the punch line, everything

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 17 March 2006 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

ah, good times.

― milo z, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

girls are teh bomb.

i am in love with like eight of them.

-- Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:14 (3 years ago) Link

yes

― and what, Sunday, 4 November 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

six months pass...

pros: beautiful, funny, smart, kind
cons: past "problems" w/ drugs, shelf full of Ayn Rand

― milo z, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:10 (seventeen years ago)

basically given up at 26

― jeremy waters, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:10 (seventeen years ago)

more time for junk food and mp3s now

― jeremy waters, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:11 (seventeen years ago)

pros - beautiful, smart
cons - not very funny, expect you to be funny all the fucking time, evil

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:13 (seventeen years ago)

pros: beautiful, funny, smart, kind
cons: past "problems" w/ drugs, shelf full of Ayn Rand

-- milo z, Wednesday, May 28, 2008 1:10 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

girls in general?

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:34 (seventeen years ago)

jeremy, when all else fails, lower your standards.

― Aimless, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:36 (seventeen years ago)

fuck that shit

― electricsound, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/7045/imageuploadimagear1.gif

― libcrypt, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:38 (seventeen years ago)

(not a general comment on girls.)

― libcrypt, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:39 (seventeen years ago)

everyday life:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/w1nt3rmut3/Donttouchthegirls.gif

― Dan I., Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:43 (seventeen years ago)

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2574/imageuploadimagecr8.gif

― libcrypt, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:47 (seventeen years ago)

ESJ, what will become of Jeremy's precious DNA if he fails to procreate, huh? Ever think of that?

― Aimless, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:47 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ "...YESTERDAY"

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:48 (seventeen years ago)

cons: past "problems" w/ drugs, shelf full of Ayn Rand

Oh my gosh, those cons are hideous!

Wait four years and see if she's over it by then.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:50 (seventeen years ago)

if it really was that precious, he should be less liberal with sharing it about

― electricsound, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:50 (seventeen years ago)

I'm still trying to correct my unconscious notion that girls do not want to talk to me b/c of cooties

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:52 (seventeen years ago)

sounds to me as if he's having a hard time sharing even a thimbleful.

― Aimless, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:56 (seventeen years ago)

Curt1s have you had the cooties vaccine?

― Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:58 (seventeen years ago)

circle-circle-dot-dotting thru the heartbreak

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:08 (seventeen years ago)

Morse code?

― Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:10 (seventeen years ago)

Abbott do you not know circle circle dot dot?!?!

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:13 (seventeen years ago)

lol wikipedia

The song derives from an American children's playground song, "circle circle, dot dot", that supposedly serves to immunize a child from the affliction of cooties. The words are as follows:

Circle, circle.
Dot, dot.
Now I've got my cootie shot.

The words circle and dot are accompanied by the corresponding shapemeaning in the shape of two circles with dots in the middle being traced (or, in some cases, drawn with a pen or marker) on the recipient's hand or arm. If the cootie shot was self-administered, "you" and "your" may be substituted with "I" and "my". In some areas a self-administered shot is not considered effective (the "shot" is considered to have been already infected with cooties).

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:15 (seventeen years ago)

swear-to-god in my childhood the poem went

circle, circle
dot, dot
touch a girls ass
or youre gay

the rule was if someone did that to yr palm you had to keep yr hand balled into a fist which had to be kept closed until it made contact w/ a girls ass

i once spent 2 very painful hours under this predicament

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:32 (seventeen years ago)

o.O

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:34 (seventeen years ago)

hey man i dont care how long it took id rather be the guy who touched a girls ass at 8 than the guy who still believes in cooties at 18

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:38 (seventeen years ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:39 (seventeen years ago)

Not Morse code.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 04:17 (seventeen years ago)

I don't know about drug "problems," but Ayn Rand is something people generally get over at a pretty young age, so don't worry about that.

― Maria, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 09:02 (seventeen years ago)

hey man i dont care how long it took id rather be the guy who touched a girls ass at 8 than the guy who still believes in cooties at 18

i guess we know how old deez is now?

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 09:19 (seventeen years ago)

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