Topless Barbers Opens Wednesday

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A topless barbers is opening in Paisley on wednesday. It's called 'A Bit off the Top' and Paisley women are OUTRAGED. Now Paisley is far from the talent capital of the West of Scotland and I have a very ugly picture in my head of the staff in such an establishment. Hard faced lassies off the dole no doubt, chopping your hair in tracksuit bottoms and Fila trousers. It's probably been made into a topless joint so that the girls can have a baby hanging off each boob as they work.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Monday, 12 April 2004 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)

RP, they'll probably still sign on.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 12 April 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Strippers, who are also trained hairdressers, have been recruited from a lap-dancing club in Glasgow to work at A Bit Off The Top.

(from the local paper)

that's a relief - for a moment there I was worring about the quality of the haircut...

B-but, surely lap-dancing must pay a lot more?

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Monday, 12 April 2004 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)

They'll charge £40 for a blow dry.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 12 April 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Better a cross trained hairdresser than a cross dressed stripper. They must be good at both though. It won't be long until they get fed up with wee boys coming in for a peek though.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Monday, 12 April 2004 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Will they still be required to begin every conversation with 'not working today then?' and chat about the weather and last night's TV??

― Daniel (dancity), Monday, 12 April 2004 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Goinnywhere nice thisshear?

― Daniel (dancity), Monday, 12 April 2004 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

It's just like going to a normal hairdresser except there are boobs. If my wee pumpkin wants a hairsut in the near future I'll be doing it myself. No boobs for him, no siree.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Monday, 12 April 2004 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

24hrsleeper = opposite of 24hr party people?

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Monday, 12 April 2004 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there also a 24hr echobelly?

― Daniel (dancity), Monday, 12 April 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Sadly my days of sleeping for 24 hours at a time have been curtailed by the need to work. One day I'll go back to wasting my life in this most enjoyable way.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Monday, 12 April 2004 11:05 (twenty-one years ago)

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