― dave smithsin, Monday, 12 April 2004 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 12 April 2004 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)
First of all, NOW is the time to talk to your kids about drugs and oral sex. Where to find them, how to do it, etc. If you wait, they'll just learn about it on the street.Second, of course we'll fix your car. You need to call the office of your U.S. Senator and arrange everything with his chief of staff. They're very busy, but they have to take your call, so don't take no for an answer. Take yes for an answer. At worst take a consolation prize in cash or merchandise valued at over $500.
Third, are you a policeman? Because most policemen drive Crown Vics. We know this. Do not try to hide your true identity.
Fourth, in order to have your ride pimped, you must agree to the subcranial microchip implantation for yourself as well as your infernal progeny. Will you agree to this?
Thank you for your consideration of our generous offers and shit.
― Skottie, Monday, 12 April 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 12 April 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)
― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)
zzzzzzz
― Muttley vs. Mumbly (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 19 June 2011 05:08 (fourteen years ago)