pleez find jess another drink aside from beer to damage his liver with, as the beer has made/is making him fat and slow

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read the subject line, foo.

― jess, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

and nothing fruity, please.

― jess, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Everclear.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oh, as if liking the smashing pumpkins wasnt enough to damage your credibility.

― jess, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

drin your own piss you fucker

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Absinthe, it will make you believe Heather Graham does a convincing british accent.

― Nicole, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I was convinced, and I didn't even need the laudanum. By the way, Beyonce Knowles + Austin Powers = a new level of ASS. (It's all about Kelly, as it should be.)

Coke corrodes pennies; imagine what it does to stomach lining. Nummy.

― David Raposa, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

martinis

― anthonyeaston, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Smirnoff Ice, @ 7% it aint too girlie.

― Mr Noodles, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Heavens, Jess, you never said anything about wanting to stay alive, did you? ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

smashing pumpkins rool!

― james, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

vodka mojitos

― Ed, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Gin makes a man mean!

― RickyT, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

everybody booze up and riot

― Alan at home, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

assmucous!

― Geoff, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Screech

― Kim, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

chloral hydrate

― duane, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you are all tools.

and ned, i thought you were suggesting that i liquefy and drink the *band* everclear, which was more than my poor noggin could handle last night.

― jess, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dear God, Jess, I wasn't being *that* sick. Though if you want to do something with the juices of Art Whatshisname, I guess I can't stop you.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 28 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Classic question. Gotta go with Vodka, the cocaine of alcoholic beverages. Stoly or Absolut. Mmm, getting thirsty now. :)

― Omar, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Midori and lemonade! With ice. Mmmmmmm. Or or or mojitos with fresh minty goodness. In other words: GREEN STUFF.

― Sarah, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

shandy : beer + lemonade.

― smythe,mr smythe, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

make that diet lemonade.

― smythe,mr smythe, Monday, 29 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

I wonder

― Baaderonixx immer wieder (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

i had a great mint julep recently.

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

i do drink mostly gin these days

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

stoli makes a BLUEBERRY VODKA now

― Jonas Bronck (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

i have had that! it's...not great

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

drin your own piss you fucker

-- Mike Hanle y (pennyson...) (webmail), October 26th, 2001 5:00 PM. (link)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

i missed the part where you said

and nothing fruity, please.

― Jonas Bronck (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

mostly i drink gin and tonics like an 18 year-old girl pretending to be older

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

haha good lord this thread is almost five years old

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

Vodka, the cocaine of alcoholic beverages

loving that

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

No shame in gin & tonics.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

vodka = cocaine
gin = shrooms

― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

yeh, i'm sick of the beer but I don't really like many spirits that much and if I use a mixer like coke or lemonade I can feel adult onset diabetes coming on strong.

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 07:18 (nineteen years ago)

gin bloody marys! srsly. it is meal + booze, so you never actually have to eat

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 07:38 (nineteen years ago)

Only if you have sausages floating in it.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 07:39 (nineteen years ago)

oh g*d.

i have been wasting my life with sausageless bloody marys :(

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 07:44 (nineteen years ago)

(btw, its before midday, and you are awake and on the internets, what gives?)

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 07:46 (nineteen years ago)

i'm trying to get a head-start on my time-wasting

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 08:07 (nineteen years ago)

Procrastination requires a work permit, make sure you merely loiter or idle otherwise the men from croydon will take you away.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 08:13 (nineteen years ago)

Gin and tonic is a timeless classic, pretty much impossible to go wrong with.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 08:14 (nineteen years ago)

wtf is up with the october weather by the way???

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 08:16 (nineteen years ago)

summer's over

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 08:21 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think beer actually makes anyone fat (unless you're an alcoholic or something), it has half the calories of the same amount of milk. So-called beer belly comes mostly from what you eat with beer.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 08:38 (nineteen years ago)

aren't G&T's supposed to be for neurotic early-middle aged divorcees to combat the prozac effects?

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 09:17 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think beer actually makes anyone fat (unless you're an alcoholic or something)

So yes, beer makes people fat

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 09:18 (nineteen years ago)

I don't get the vodka/cocaine analogy

― Baaderonixx immer wieder (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 09:20 (nineteen years ago)

This summer my drink of choice is pastis/raki/arak. The latter seems to be merciful in its restrained hangovers.

― Baaderonixx immer wieder (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 09:22 (nineteen years ago)

I'm going to buy some shochu at lunch, because it's (hopefully still) sitting in a basket in the food hall for mad cheap

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 09:35 (nineteen years ago)

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