Which country should the Americans invade next?

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Some will say Syria, others Iran or North Korea. I have another suggestion: I know it sounds a bit left field, but how about Canada? I mean, there's a common border which makes the logistics much easier, no need for globe-stretching supply lines etc. Most Canadians speak English which makes intel much easier too. The Quebecois hate the anglos, so ample room for a divide and rule policy. I'm sure a puppet Canadian Governing Council could be got up and running fast enough...

Just an idea.

― Don R., Tuesday, 13 April 2004 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Belguim. I hate those smug Flemish bastards.

― omg, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure a puppet Canadian Governing Council could be got up
and running fast enough...
Did you miss 1984-93?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Pitcairn Island

― Girolamo Savonarola, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Invading the Falkland Islands would go really well with that whole 80's revival thing going on right now.

― Sengai, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the Canada idea. They're always whining on about the U.S. Fuck 'em!

I say Switzerland though. The Swiss have had it too easy.

― blueneck, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

That Girl agrees with you.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

QUEBEC

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Texas

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I say we invade Washington D.C.

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

WE GUNNIN FOR YOU LICHTENSTEIN!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

South Africa. That Mandela dude's been buckin us for years.

― omg, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, he's retired.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Japan!!!!!!!!!!

― 1, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

'Dude, he's retired.'

So we're just going to let him get away with all his crimes?

― omg, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't that in the Geneva Convention?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Geneva Convention? Well alright, go with blueneck's suggestion first then.

― omg, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

If we annex Mexico, then New Mexico will become Old Mexico.

― andy, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU PEOPLE ARE DUMB AND STUPID WHO SHALL ROTT
-- (lo...), April 13th, 2004 1:01 PM. (later)

the country where this person resides.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

England?

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

St. Kitts and Nevis

― Skottie, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

florida

― duke pensacola, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

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